Chapter 156 Sister Smashed Your Pussy
"I'll catch him for you." Luoluo agreed without hesitation. After all, she hadn't conquered this guy yet, so she had to perform well and work hard.
The word "strategy" sounds very high-end, but in reality it just means being a bootlicker.
Luoluo has been a dog bootlicker several times, so this time is no different for Jingchen.
There is another advantage of being a bootlicker, that is, after licking the other person to increase their favorability, she can become the one being licked.
The two parties exchanged identities.
Luo Luo, the dog licker, will get a bunch of handsome beastly men to lick her back in the end, so she won't lose out at all.
"Princess, you don't need to do it. Just wait and eat." Maya was not willing to let the princess do it herself.
Zhaoxue glared at Jingchen. How could a male be so picky?
It doesn't matter what he eats, he eats fish. Why doesn't he eat air?
Although the two of them disliked Jingchen, they agreed to go fishing for Luoluo.
Qingqiu wanted to slack off, but Zhaoxue twisted his ear and took him away.
A Cang and A Jin picked a bunch of large yellow fruits and came back, "Mom, these are for you."
"Mom, this doesn't stink."
The big yellow guy is oval in shape and yellow in appearance.
Luo Luo took a closer look and said in surprise, "This is called jackfruit. You can eat the fruit inside if you break it open."
"Oh, it's called jackfruit." A Cang suddenly realized, "I thought it was the non-stinky durian."
Ah Jin frowned, "Don't think about that thing."
It stinks.
Luo Luo took out a knife, cut it open, broke off a few pieces and handed them to the two of them, "Try it."
Ajin smelled it carefully and it didn’t smell bad, so it wasn’t durian.
After taking a careful bite, his frown immediately relaxed, "Delicious, crispy and sweet."
A Cang took a big bite and almost knocked out his teeth. He turned around and cried to Luo Luo.
"Brother is bad, there is a core inside." His brother didn't tell him.
"Eat slowly and don't throw away the core. You can eat it after cooking." Luo Luo said.
"Okay, I'll keep them all."
Several people ate jackfruit, and soon Maya and Zhaoxue returned with a full load.
Maya threw a few fish at Jingchen's feet and said, "Eat it."
This is a gift from me to you, skinny guy.
Jingchen glanced at it calmly and said, "I don't eat thorns."
Maya raised her foot to kick him, and said, "Look, I've spoiled you. Don't try to act cool in front of me, or I'll beat you to pieces."
"I'll help you pick one later." Luoluo said gently. She cleaned the fish, inserted a wooden stick on it, and prepared to grill it later.
Maya doesn't understand why Luoluo is so nice to Jingchen. He's just a skinny guy, and the princess likes him?
Since Chi Yao was not around, Liekong took the initiative to take on the responsibility of making fire and cooking.
As soon as he lit the firewood, Jingchen jumped up and ran away screaming like a frightened chicken.
The wrinkled old man was terrified, but he was tied up and couldn't run, and cold sweat was pouring down his face.
"Fire...Holy Fire!" Jingchen made a fuss and everyone looked at him like a fool.
Luoluo patiently explained, "This isn't a sacred fire. This is a cooking fire."
Liekong was seriously burning the fire and looked down on everyone.
Jingchen was scared to death, but everyone reacted calmly, as if they were used to it.
But he was shouting and jumping like a fool who had never seen the world.
The meat was quickly roasted. Luoluo carefully picked out the fish bones and handed it to Jingchen.
Jingchen took a bite carefully, then quickly spat it out and said, "It has thorns."
"Where?" Luoluo asked.
"Here." Jingchen pulled out a very small thorn.
Luoluo gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, you win."
Except for Jingchen and the wrinkled old man, everyone else ate their fill of the grilled fish tonight.
Jingchen was too picky, so the wrinkled old man Luoluo had no intention of giving him any food.
After dinner it was time to go to bed.
The eyes of Ziye, Liekong and Qingqiu were almost glued to Luoluo.
Qingqiu said tactfully: "Madam, you are sleeping alone, are you cold? I will warm your bed for you."
Luoluo didn't say anything. Brother, you are a cold-blooded animal. Your body is colder than mine.
Liekong played it straight: "Female, I want to mate with you tonight."
Ziye was very understanding. "My lady, you've been tired all day. It's better for you to rest early tonight. Oh, and I know how to massage and wash your feet, which can help you relieve fatigue."
Liekong and Qingqiu frowned at the same time, thinking that the eldest brother was very experienced in Taoism.
While the two of them were vying for the female's favor, the eldest brother always considered the female master.
If the female master doesn’t choose him, who else will she choose?
To their surprise, Luoluo chose Jingchen. "You all go to sleep. I want to talk to Jingchen for a while."
Although Liekong and Qingqiu were unwilling, they had to obey.
After settling A Cang and A Jin down, Zi Ye jumped onto a tall tree and started his daily secret peeping mode.
"Evil bitch, I have nothing to say to you." Jingchen looked at the dancing flames in front of him and leaned back.
Although he was a little scared inside, he remained cool on the surface.
"There's really nothing much to say." Luo Luo said.
"Huh?" Jingchen was stunned. What's wrong with this guy?
You left someone there saying you wanted to talk, but now you say there's nothing to talk about. What's going on?
Jingchen didn't want to admit it, but he was indeed a little lost inside.
"There's nothing much to say, but there are some delicious foods." Luo Luo took out grilled sausages and gluten meal from the space like magic.
Unpack it, insert the skewers, and roast it on the fire.
"What is this?" Jingchen was attracted. Can this be eaten?
He had never seen this thing before.
"It's edible and delicious." Luoluo skillfully turned the skewer while sprinkling cumin powder and chili powder on it.
There is a pleasant smell in the air.
A Cang, who was sleeping, suddenly opened his eyes and woke up A Jin next to him.
"Brother, brother, do you smell anything?"
"No, go to sleep, you are dreaming."
"Ah? Is that so?" A Cang scratched the back of his head and fell asleep in doubt.
The gluten and sausage were baked, and Luoluo handed them to Jingchen.
His eyes sparkled as he said, "Eat it. I guarantee you'll want to eat more after you've eaten it."
This thing is different from anything you've tasted before. It's full of technology and hard work. Jingchen looked at it with disdain and wanted to refuse, but the smell was too delicious.
He usually has no appetite, but he was tempted to swallow his saliva several times.
He gritted his teeth. Why not eat? If he didn't eat, how would he have the strength to deal with the evil female?
Take a big bite of the grilled sausage, the outside is crispy with a spicy flavor, and the red meat inside is still steaming and looks tender.
The smell of the grilled sausage exploded in Jingchen's mind like a thunderclap. It was delicious, so delicious.
Jingchen ate one after another, and Luoluo didn't have time to roast them.
"Wait a minute, these are not cooked yet." Luoluo glanced at Jingchen.
Sure enough, no matter where you are, no one can escape the magic of technology and hard work.
Grilled sausages and grilled gluten are excellent cures for anorexia.
Jingchen felt a little embarrassed, but he didn't stop licking the stick and sucking it again and again.
"Well, I'll go get some water."
"I have some fat otaku happy water here." Luoluo took out a big bottle of Coke.
"Fat guy?" Jingchen looked incredulous. "How am I fat?"
"You only listen halfway. The fat house isn't the point. The point is the happy water."
Luo Luo enthusiastically promoted it, "One sip is delicious, two sips are refreshing, and three sips is unstoppable."
Jingchen stared at the bottle of brown liquid with a cold tone: "Evil bitch, you want to harm me again? Poisoned me and lied to me that it tasted good?"
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