Chapter 942: The Third Brother is Getting More Perverted
Wen Jiu glanced at him: "Well, your aunt is the best, is your mother fake?"
When Liusu heard this, she burst out laughing.
"Sanbao misses mom so much. Mom is the best in the world. No matter how good aunt is, she can only be second."
Wen Jiu tapped his forehead: "You are sensible."
Sanbao: "Mother, you are wrong. Everything my son said is true."
After saying that, he took out a box from behind and opened it. "Hurry up and eat, mother. I brought this back today. Mother is pregnant with my younger sister, so it's bound to be hard. Before, I wanted to buy some candied haws, but father didn't allow it. He told me that father is still unreliable and I have to rely on you. From now on, I will sell them all to you."
After saying that, he handed over the candied haws as if presenting a treasure.
When Wenjiu saw it, his eyes lit up: "My son is so mighty." He took it and was about to send it to the innermost part.
"Master," Liusu said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "You can't touch this hawthorn when you're pregnant."
"Aunt, you're not right. I've consulted the imperial physician, and he says that while eating too much is bad for the fetus, it's absolutely fine to have just one to try. Mother, don't worry. I've asked An Luhai to prepare some with different flavors for you. They'll be delivered to you soon, so we can eat on the way."
"It's just one of my tassels. Don't worry, it's fine." Wen Jiu said, taking a bite. Then, he realized something was wrong: "Huh? On what road?"
"Mother, you don't know yet, right? The Emperor just said that he will be leaving for the capital the next day."
Wen Jiu was stunned for a moment. "Didn't he say he was going to test you on your homework this morning? Why are you talking about returning to Beijing now?"
Sanbao blinked his eyes and said with a smile, "It is said that the Imperial Observatory said that the temperature will drop in the next two days. I am afraid that the women can't stand it, so I want to go back while the weather is good.
By then, the exams were almost over, and my two brothers had been detained by the Emperor. My father and Uncle Thirteen were also chatting with a bunch of ministers about something that made me dizzy. Fourth and Uncle Seventeen were thinking about sneaking out hunting, but my son thought it was dirty, so he didn't go. He told my father that he would come back to pick up Mother first. It's better for Mother to stay here.
Wen Jiu smiled and shook his head: "You love beauty but are afraid of dirt. If you don't know, you would think you are a girl."
"Girls are so nice, they are all very clean. We, for example, spend the whole day in the martial arts field, and the stink is unbearable." As he said this, he said with lingering fear: "Mother, why don't we go first? When Xiao Si comes back later, the stink will come to you again."
Wen Jiu couldn't help rolling his eyes after hearing this: "You are so awesome. If Si Bao knows that you dislike him later, he will probably quarrel with you."
Sanbao: "Mother, please don't tell him. Besides, don't you miss your second aunt? She's been missing you for a long time. If you don't go back, the three of us will be missing one person. It's so boring."
Wenjiu finally couldn't resist his son's words, so he stood up, followed him into the carriage, and headed towards the capital.
Wenjiu didn't know why, but he felt particularly tired this time. He fell asleep not long after getting in the car.
Sanbao let out a long breath, helped warm the wine, covered himself with clothes, and got out of the carriage.
Sure enough, I saw two handsome young men coming over one after another.
The young man in front was dressed in moon-white clothes, with an imposing aura like a pine tree. His appearance was almost identical to that of the Fourth Master, except that his complexion was softer. If he didn't carry a long sword behind him that was taller than him, one glance would probably remind people of the phrase "a graceful young man, unparalleled in the world."
The young man following closely behind him was dressed in black. His temperament was completely different from the young man in front. His face was frighteningly cold, even with a bit of murderous intent. It was obvious at first glance that he was a ruthless character.
At this moment, when the two saw Sanbao coming out, they came up to him one after another and looked at him inquiringly.
Sanbao nodded and said, "Don't worry, Mother didn't know anything about it. She just thought it was just a normal trip back to the capital."
The young man in white breathed a sigh of relief. "That's good. I'm afraid the old ancestor's foreign illness won't get better. The emperor has sent out letters one after another. My uncle and fourteenth uncle, who are far away in the frontier, will surely return to the capital soon."
Sanbao nodded. "Brother, Uncle Jiu also sent a letter back, saying he'll be back from overseas as soon as possible. But he's quite far away, and we don't know if he can reach the capital before winter."
Dabao nodded and looked at Erbao: "Where's Uncle Thirteen? Have you contacted him recently?"
Erbao nodded. "Uncle Thirteen went to Jiangnan. The fraud case has been investigated thoroughly. Uncle Thirteen wrote back and said he would be back sooner than the other uncles."
Dabao nodded: "Mother has been feeling rather listless lately. Now that the uncles are back, I'm sure she'll be happy too. We should keep the Imperial Grandmother's illness a secret for as long as possible."
Erbao: "Big brother is right."
Sanbao: "Xiao Si hasn't caught up yet? What time is it now?"
"Big brother, second brother, third brother!"
As soon as Sanbao finished speaking, he heard a sound behind him.
When they looked over, they saw an incredibly handsome young man riding a horse at full speed, with a lot of prey hanging on his horse. Before he got close, a strong smell of blood filled the air.
"Look, I hunted a lot of things and even brought back a white fox. I saw it's a female. I'll give it to Datou as his wife."
"Keep your voice down! Mother just went to bed. Don't wake her up." Dabao frowned and glanced at him. "What's wrong with you? Hurry and change your clothes. Also, where's Uncle Seventeen? Did you lose him again?"
I don’t know what’s wrong with Uncle Seventeen, but every time he is ordered around by Sibao, he still has to run back and forth behind him.
"I'll change in a moment." Sibao patted his clothes carelessly.
"Nephew Hongzhou! Wait for me." As soon as Sibao finished speaking, he saw seventeen horses catching up with him.
Sibao laughed: "Brother, isn't Uncle Seventeen here? From what you said, it sounds like I would do something to him."
Dabao: “…”
When I was a child, I secretly took my uncle Seventeen to the back mountain in the middle of the night, and scared him so much that he cried loudly. Who was that person?
But at the moment, they were too lazy to scold him. They just clasped their fists with their brothers and said, "Uncle Seventeen."
Shiqisheng was white and fat. When he saw Dabao, he subconsciously rode his horse to hide behind Sibao.
"Good, good, good, hello, my nephews. Nephew Hongyun, please don't be so polite."
As he spoke, he winked at Sibao several times, clearly signaling him to run.
"Uncle Seventeen's face is dirty, wipe it off." Dabao looked at his face and felt so uncomfortable that he couldn't help but hand him a handkerchief.
Seventeen on the opposite side was so scared that he rode his horse more than ten meters away.
Dabao: “…”
Sibao: "Hahaha, Uncle Seventeen, my eldest brother is like this, he has obsessive-compulsive disorder. Don't be afraid, come back."
Seventeen: "Well, I'll get back to you later. I'll get back to you later."
Dabao: "...was my birth scary?"
Erbao took a serious look and said, "It's not scary. Brother is good-looking."
Dabao: “Yeah, I think so too.”
Sanbao: “…”
Do these two know that people privately call them the Black and White Impermanence?
Seeing his two brothers praising each other, Sanbao couldn't help but roll his eyes. He turned to look at Sibao and couldn't help but look behind him: "Little Sibao, did you really hunt a white fox? Come and take a look."
When Sibao heard this, he immediately got furious: "Don't call me Little Sibao!"
He is so majestic and powerful, Little Four Treasures? Listen, is it appropriate?
Sanbao: "Sibao, bring it here quickly."
Sibao: "Don't call me Sibao!!!"
Sanbao: "Baoer~"
Sibao: “!!!”
Sanbao: "Hahahaha... burp..."
Sibao was so angry that he silenced his third brother's annoying laughter, and then he felt better.
Sanbao took the thing out of his mouth in shock. He took a look and saw it was a chicken drumstick. He smacked his lips and said, "It doesn't taste good... Ugh, where did it come from?"
Sibao spread his hands and said, "Mother brought it to me this morning. I took two bites and stuffed it into my arms before I finished it. Third brother, you got a good deal."
As soon as these words were spoken, the air was frozen for a while.
Even Dabao and Erbao, as well as Seventeen who had just returned, all realized something was wrong and immediately hid away.
"Ai Xinjue Luo Hongzhu! I'm going to tear you apart!"
"Calm down, calm down, mother is sleeping, don't wake her up." Sibao sensed something was wrong and immediately ran away.
"Stop right there!"
"Calm down, Third Brother, aren't you going to rinse your mouth?"
Sanbao, who was baring his fangs and claws, was stunned for a moment, then turned around and got into the carriage.
Sibao was still terrified: "Third brother is getting more and more perverted."
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