Chapter 96: Disturbing National Discussion
When countless Betas rolled up their sleeves and started to fight against Alphas, people with relatively calm and rational personalities were still reading that popular science article.
After listing a series of horrifying real data in an extremely intuitive way, "Teacher Gun Gun" gave a positive answer this time -
【Teacher GunGun: ‘Temporary marking’ is never an easy task. 】
“Teacher GunGun”’s popular science ideas are always clear and never aimless.
Once a problem is discovered and raised, a solution will definitely be given.
【Teacher GunGun: Then let’s talk about how to do ‘temporary marking’ correctly. 】
Netizens who saw this: ...Oh, yes, it turns out this is a popular science article about "Temporary Marking"!
But it seems that they no longer want to be temporarily marked by Alpha!
[Teacher GunGun: Front row reminder, the following people are not suitable for "temporary marking" others——
(1) Patients with Grade A infectious diseases
[Specific symptoms ①②……n, with reasons]
(2) Patients with oral diseases
[Specific symptoms ①②……n, with reasons]
(3) Patients with other diseases
[Specific symptoms ①②……n], with cause
(4) …
Seeing the various bacteria, viruses, inflammations and herpes in the appendix, netizens were shocked again and gasped in front of the screen.
[Teacher GunGun: The following people are not suitable to accept the "temporary label" of others——
(1) Patients with Grade A infectious diseases
[Specific symptoms ①②……n, with reasons]
(2) People who are overly sensitive to pain, allergic to saliva and Alpha alpha, or have coagulation disorders
(3) People with intrusion phobia or who have developed serious mental illness due to temporary marking
(4) …
Dear netizens: …
[Teacher GunGun: Preparations before ‘temporary marking’——
(1) Exchange of medical examination reports between the two parties
(2) Under the principle of voluntary equality, seek the other party’s consent
(3) Understand the specific conditions of the Omega gland (including location, size, depth, etc.)
(If your lover is a Beta, please try to restrain yourself and not bite him/her)
(4) Practice "temporary marking" in advance with tools such as chewing gum and master the correct method of "temporary marking"
(5) Maintain oral hygiene
(6) Choose a suitable and appropriate time and place
(7) …
Most of the netizens who can remain rational and read this are Omegas and Betas.
But even they couldn't help but sigh when they saw this——
['Temporary Marking' is so difficult! ]
[If I were Alpha, I would definitely give up right where I am (dog head)]
[Withered and withered]
[As soon as I saw that we had to exchange medical examination reports, I knew that few Alphas would do this. It's too troublesome! ]
At the beginning, there were quite a few similar complaints and sighs.
But soon, many netizens reacted——
[That's not right! I'm the Beta! I'm most likely the one who got bitten! Why the hell should I feel sorry for A?! ]
[That’s what I was going to say! Everyone, please wake up! The bloody examples of those bitten by A are still posted on the official website! ]
[Let’s not talk about Omega for now. Beta doesn’t have a mating period. Being bitten by A is completely satisfying Alpha’s needs unilaterally! Is there a problem with letting A prepare in advance? ! ]
[Knowledge about hotness - 'temporary marking' is a moderate sexual act, and it is not as simple as just a bite.
I hope everyone can read the popular science of 'GunGun Teacher' carefully and be responsible for themselves and their lovers. 】
[(Cigarette in mouth) As a Beta who has had 8 Alpha ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I sincerely suggest that you memorize the entire article and strictly select Alphas accordingly, otherwise you will end up like me, going to the hospital N times every time you fall in love, and now you have no desires at all. (Calm and peaceful)]
[(vomiting blood) Can I say this? Then I will say it too! When I had an Alpha boyfriend, I was very happy and proud. But after just a few days of dating, he kept biting my neck! Every time he bit me, it made me bleed! The most important thing is that he not only has bad breath, but he also never brushes his teeth!!! (screaming) (screaming)
The problem is that I paid for the medical treatment after I was bitten! He even cheated on me while I was in the hospital! Fuck him! (Break the dog's teeth with a slap)]
[(A slap breaks a dog's teeth)]
[Okay, as a Beta, I now fully understand how to do the "temporary marking" correctly. So the question is, where can I buy the chewing gum that "Teacher Gun Gun" mentioned? ]
[I want to buy some too, and let my Alpha try it. ]
[I have read this popular science article from beginning to end several times, but I can't find any recommended brands of chewing gum. ]
[No way? Doesn’t ‘GunGun Teacher’ recommend many reliable products every time he gives a science lecture? ]
This is the consistent characteristic of "Teacher GunGun".
However, because "Teacher GunGun" has long stated that he will not accept any advertisements, there are still many large companies asking for contact information, cooperation, or even asking him to open a reward channel under each of his popular science articles. Now most netizens know that the products recommended by "Teacher GunGun" are really good.
However, in his popular science article today, there is no recommendation for any imitation Omega gland chewing gum.
Netizens gradually figured it out -
[…It can’t be that there is no reliable imitation Omega gland chewing gum in the entire empire! (Shocked)]
[I raise my hand weakly. I want to state first that I am an Alpha who just differentiated this year. I bought a mouth chew that imitates the Omega gland out of curiosity before, but the experience was very bad. I couldn’t eat for two or three days after trying it, and I never used it again. ]
[Hmm? I thought that Alphas were all stubborn, but there are actually some cute little ones who would try chewing gum?]
[(Shocked) I just searched on a shopping website, and there are quite a few chewing gums, but when it comes to imitation Omega gland chewing gums, there are less than a hundred types! ]
[Hahahaha, someone has published a review of all brands of imitation O-gland chewing gums! Come and see! I am dying of laughter! ]
[Don't go, don't go, the anchor just went to vomit, and there's no one in the live studio now! ]
[! So how difficult is this thing to use?! ]
[…If it’s really that difficult to use, then it’s no wonder that almost no Alpha uses it, right?]
[(Pink cherry photo) Where did Ji Mingxue get this photo? ]
[Hahahaha I was just about to ask, judging from what my wife said, it seems like Mr. Zhu is secretly using this? ]
Many netizens who were eager to watch the fun flocked to Shen Qingzhu's blog to ask him where he bought the cherry-shaped chewing gum.
As a result, as soon as the netizens rushed over, they discovered that Shen Qingzhu had reposted the new popular science article by "Teacher Gun Gun" at some point in time.
Not only that, he also posted a second Star Blog today for the first time, which was also a forwarded post.
The one I forwarded was Ji Mingxue’s short essay——
【Shen Qingzhu: Good night*^_^*. 】
Netizens:!!!
[When did my husband post a star blog!!!]
[Mr. Zhu said good night to me!!! (exploded on the spot)]
[(vomiting blood) He was clearly saying goodnight to Ji Mingxue, wake up! ! ]
[(Eating dog food with tears in her eyes) I eat, I eat, I eat, is that not okay?]
[Oh my goodness, we are making such a fuss here, the young couple has already returned home, right?! Let me see if you are sleeping in the same bed now! (shock)]
[My husband and my wife Xingbo are not online, probably asleep, so where should we go to ask for chewing gum now? ]
【Think about why Zhu Zong is called Zhu Zong? 】
【? What’s the problem? Of course it’s because he invested in ‘闲来无…’ Fool! ! That’s right! How could he forget ‘闲来无事’!!!】
So netizens flocked to the official Weibo of the "闲来无事" group and started to flood the screen with posts.
Uncle Chang Ning who has been waiting for a long time: Finally you are here!
But Chang Ning is well versed in marketing and did not answer netizens' questions immediately. He just kept watching the popularity of the chewing gum on his second account.
Until more and more netizens came to ask questions, and made "idle and idle" a hot topic on Xingbo, Chang Ning finally "came late" -
[Official Star Blog of "Idle Time":
(Workers take off their nightcaps with sleepy eyes) Here we come! Thank you all for your overwhelming love for "闲来无事"!
The editor has called the boss and he said that the pink cherry-shaped chewing gum that Mr. Ji distributed in Xingbo was indeed produced by "Xian Lai Wu Shi".
(Whispering) But that was custom-made by Mr. Shen, and there is only that one left.
This is the picture that I stole at the risk of my life——
[Product name: Improved version of imitation Omega gland chewing gum - pink cherry type - Xiaozhu trial version]
Slipped away. (Wearing a night cap and quickly logged off)]
Netizens: …………
[Hahahaha what a name! What cute name do you always give Xiaozhu?!]
[(pulling him back and pressing him to the ground) As a fellow worker, I feel sorry for you working overtime late at night, but please explain your thoughts to me clearly before you go to sleep!!! (shaking violently)]
[+1 for clarifying! Why only that one?! Did they use some rare material?!]
[Official Star Blog of "Idle Time":
(Lie down) I quickly asked the boss, and he said that Xiaozhu was not used to the chewing gums on the market, so he customized this chewing gum according to his own preferences.
There are no rare materials, but this is what Xiaozhu always does for fun. 】
Netizens——
[Mr. Chen to Mr. Zhu, I can see that you are in a hurry to go to bed, but! I know you are in a hurry, but don’t be in a hurry! Hurry up and ask your boss to ask Mr. Zhu for authorization! ! I also want a chewing gum designed according to Mr. Zhu’s preferences! ! ! (Grabbing the official blog and shaking wildly)]
【!!! Holy shit! That's true! If I can't get Zhu Zong, can't I get the same chewing gum as Zhu Zong? ! Hurry up and ask for authorization from me! ! 】
[How can you sleep at such a young age? ! Sleeping Dog A needs authorization! ! ! ]
For a time, the calls for "authorization" almost drowned out the official blog of "Xianlaiwushi".
It gradually spread from the official blog to the hot topics on Star Network.
Amid the public outcry, the official Weibo account of "Xian Lai Wu Shi" finally gave in:
[Official Star Blog of "Idle Time":
Thank you all for your kindness. I have asked my boss for permission. He said that he will apply for authorization as soon as Zhu wakes up tomorrow. (Bow) (Bow) (Bow with a night cap)]
These are just some of the episodes on StarNet.
Due to the sudden publication of the "Guide to Temporary Marking" by "Teacher Gun Gun", the hot topics on the star networks of more than 300 planets in the empire were almost all dominated by topics related to "temporary marking".
No matter whether it is day or night on the planet, no matter whether they are young people who have just been differentiated, or middle-aged or even elderly people who have been immersed in society for many years, no matter whether they are poor or rich, commoners or nobles, because it concerns their own interests, they have all been involved in this national discussion.
But no matter how chaotic the outside world was, on the Academy Star, Shen Qingzhu and Ji Mingxue, who had already shut down the Starbo Star Network, were not disturbed for the time being.
In order to let Ji Mingxue sleep well, Shen Qingzhu was wearing holographic glasses and telling him a bedtime story in a gentle voice.
Both of them had big hearts and had made arrangements for any possible situations that might occur on StarNet, so they slept well that night.
But many people who have keenly sensed a subtle change in the wind direction from this national discussion will not be able to sleep tonight.
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