Chapter 148 The Happy Life of Zero Two and Zero Four
Ling Er never thought that he, the great General Meng, would not only protect the emperor during a rebellion but also move to the countryside to work as a farmer.
What I didn’t expect was that being a farmer was even more tiring than marching and fighting.
Ling Er is not a secret guard, so he is not as cautious in his words, but he does not dare to be too presumptuous because of his master's majesty.
He felt depressed every day, and the only consolation was that he lived with his old acquaintance Pei Qianyi, also known as the imperial physician Lingsi.
In fact, the real secret guards Zero Two and Zero Four had already died in the rebellion of the Third Prince.
The two of them were temporary replacements, and although they felt unlucky, they had to obey their master's orders.
Moreover, Ling Er's biggest wish in the past was to become a world-famous victorious general, but he did not expect that he could not become a victorious general, but instead became a hard-working farmer.
So, after the rebellion was quelled and the Third Prince admitted his mistake, his wish changed. He wanted to go home and be a useless little guy who would just eat and wait to die.
But fate was unfair. There were few people his master could trust, including him, so he had to stay and protect his master, and then did hard work for a whole year.
Zero Two expressed a faint sadness.
Finally, in the second year, the master finally showed mercy and hired a farmhand to work. As a result, he found out that the stubborn imperial physician who always liked to target him was actually coveting him!
No wonder the guy got angry when he said he wanted to find a brother. It turned out that he had feelings for him, but they were both men and couldn't have children!
And although Ling Si is an imperial physician, he doesn't look weak at all, which is totally not his type.
Ling Er touched his lips that were sore from being kissed and said, "I understand. No wonder you've been kicking my butt intentionally or unintentionally lately. From time to time, you'd press me down on the bed and make me admit my mistakes, and if I didn't, I wouldn't get up..."
After hearing these words, Ling Si thought that this guy had finally come to his senses and waited eagerly for his next words.
Finally, Ling Er said: "It turns out that I didn't do anything wrong at all, but you were greedy for my body!"
Zero Four: “…That’s true.”
Although he was a little speechless, this guy was telling the truth, so he nodded and asked, "What do you think?"
how?
What can he do?
Ling Er stood up angrily and said angrily: "You are dreaming, I only like my brother!"
He left right after he finished speaking, leaving no room for Zero Four.
For a period of time afterwards, Ling Si stopped touching him, and the two of them didn't talk much, and the atmosphere was extremely awkward.
Ling Er was busy thinking about where to find a young man to marry, which put an end to Ling Si's thoughts.
But before he could find his brother, he appeared in a strange place in a daze.
When he woke up, a man in strange clothes stood in front of him.
The man was wearing only a piece of clothing, with his arms and legs exposed, his hair stuck to his forehead, and two rings on his nose. He was looking at him expectantly.
He was startled by the man's attire. He subconsciously touched his waist and found nothing there. He wanted to jump up and run away. But when he turned around, he realized that all the people were dressed like him, except that most of them didn't have circles on their noses, and they were all looking at him.
He was stunned and turned around to look around. He found that the wall was snow-white with some white words on a red background, but he didn't recognize any of them.
The table, doors, windows and the floor were all beyond his ken.
This place was too strange. Ling Er didn't dare to act rashly and subconsciously asked, "What is this place?"
Hearing his words, the man seemed a little angry, but he suppressed his anger and pointed at the textbook in front of him and said, "Read the translation of this paragraph."
However, after his observation, he found that although the place was unfamiliar, the people did not seem to have much fighting ability, and this place looked more like a school, so he felt a lot more relieved.
Just the translation of what this man said, read it out?
What the hell is this?
Ling Er lowered his head, looking at a book that had some unknown substance written on it, and frowned as he said, "I don't know. I don't recognize it."
It's not enough that Ling Er was sleeping in class, but now when he was asked to answer a question, he actually said he didn't know the answer. This really made the teacher angry. However, because Ling Er usually had good grades, the teacher suppressed his anger and said, "Read the first paragraph."
Zero Two didn't even look at him this time and just said, "I told you I can't, you don't understand me, right?"
Hearing this, the teacher almost rolled his eyes and couldn't help but yelled angrily: "Say that again?"
Seeing the man yelling at him, Ling Er was not willing to be outdone. He stood up and shouted at the man, "I really don't know what this is. I don't know a single word. And who are you? Why are you asking me to recognize this broken book? Where is Ling Si? Where is my master?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the people around him burst into laughter: "Hahahahaha, you're laughing at me. Could it be that Ling Er has lost his memory?..."
"Hahahaha, the nerd must have become stupid from studying so much..."
The teacher's face turned green with anger. It was the first time she felt that the first child of this age behaved so badly. She held her cell phone and yelled while talking on the phone: "Quiet, no laughing, Ling Er, don't think that you can disrespect teachers and play tricks on them just because you have good grades. Get out!"
Just go out, and you can also find your master while you are out.
Ling Er came out of the classroom with a confused look on his face. Seeing He Qin and Lu Xiaobai in the corridor, he immediately ran over, hugged He Qin's legs and knelt down.
He hugged He Qin's legs and asked in panic: "Master, what kind of place is this? When I woke up, someone asked me to read a book that I couldn't understand anything. They also said that I was playing tricks on them. They were holding strange weapons in their hands, and someone was talking. I, my sword is gone, and I dare not act rashly..."
But his master did not answer him, and Master Xiaobai burst out laughing and told him that this was where Master Xiaobai had lived since he was a child. It was very safe and there was no need to use force, nor could force be used.
Hearing that it was safe here, Ling Er finally breathed a sigh of relief.
He is still not used to the living conditions here, but not being used to them is not the scariest thing. The scariest thing is his reckless father who likes to beat him even more than when he was in Nanhe.
This scared him to death.
Several other companions found warmth in this world, but he alone found a horrible father.
What's even more terrifying is that they have to live here for another month.
His family conditions in this world are not bad, and his family is quite wealthy, but his father forces him to get the first place in his studies.
But he knew nothing about the world. He didn't even recognize many things and didn't know how to use them. He had no knowledge of learning and couldn't even write his name, let alone get first place in the exam.
After the exam on the first afternoon, he felt that he was finished.
Ling Er held his head in pain. It would be better for him to stay with Ling Si every day. It was too terrible!
Besides, his father in Nanhe was not that scary. He just liked to train him, to make him strong and healthy, with strong martial arts skills, so that he could lead troops in battle. As long as he didn't make any mistakes, he wouldn't be beaten.
But the father in this world is different, because he doesn’t know where he went wrong.
Fortunately, when he was anxious and at a loss, Ling Si reached out to him and told him that he had a separate house near the school.
So, if Ling Er is really scared, he can hide in Ling Si's house.
It just so happened that they were punished for collectively handing in blank papers and were sent home to reflect on their mistakes.
Moreover, they would stay here for a month, and he didn't have the courage to go home, so he could only go to Ling Si's place.
Ling Er lowered his head and followed Ling Si with dissatisfaction.
He never thought that he could turn back to his youth and become a teenager of eighteen or nineteen, and could only follow Ling Si in this wronged way.
Ling Si opened the door and said to him, "Come in."
Zero Two looked up and confirmed that no one was in the room before entering.
You need to change your shoes to enter here, but Ling Er didn't have any shoes, so he walked in barefoot.
The weather was too hot, so he threw away his schoolbag and went to take a shower as soon as he entered the door.
Ling Si followed him to the bathroom to help him adjust the water, but he refused: "No, you're already greedy for my body, and now you want to help me adjust the water? You're dreaming, I can just take a cold shower, I don't need you."
Zero Four: ...
Why did he feel more and more that this guy owed C?
Ling Er didn't care about Ling Si's reaction. He pushed him out of the bathroom, closed the door, took off his clothes and started taking a shower.
But tragically, he didn't bring any change of clothes with him, and because he wasn't wearing shoes and the floor was too slippery, he fell to the ground with a bang in the middle of his shower.
"ah……"
Zero Two let out a miserable cry. When Zero Four heard the sound, he hurried over, pushed open Zero Two's unlocked door, and asked, "What's wrong?"
This wasn't the first time Zero Two had used the shower gel from this world, but it was the first time he had used it without shoes, and his back had gotten red from the fall.
He was stunned by the fall.
How many years has it been since he fell like this?
Zero Two chuckled softly, turned over with his back to the door, and was trying to get up when Zero Four opened the door.
Ling Er was on all fours, naked, with his butt facing the door. He turned around subconsciously when he heard the door open. Seeing the desire burning in Ling Si's eyes, he was startled and quickly turned around and sat on the ground, sticking out his legs and angrily said, "Pei Qianyi, you beast! You peeked at me while I was taking a bath! Get out!"
When Ling Si heard this, he had no intention of forcing his way in, and a fire of anger instantly rose in his heart.
Not only did he not leave, but he took off his clothes and pants and went into the bathroom, locking the door behind him and saying, "You always say that I'm greedy for your body and that I'm a beast. So, do I have to do something to prove this crime?"
Zero Two: “Hmm????”
Seeing Ling Si coming in naked, Ling Er instantly understood something and subconsciously wanted to fight with him. However, because the ground was too slippery, he fell down again before he could get up, splashing water high up, making his face red with embarrassment.
But in the end they still fought in the bathroom, Ling Er lost, and was pinned to the ground and taught a lesson all night.
The next day, Ling Er collapsed in his large bed. Looking at Ling Si, who was diligently studying modern Chinese characters and trying to find a modern medical book, he said, "You got a good deal, you bastard!"
Ling Si turned around, smiled gently and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"
If it happens again, he will die, okay?
Ling Er shut up instantly, looking at the snow-white ceiling and thinking: It's over, I will never be able to see my brother in this life, unless Pei Qianyi, that troublesome and arrogant guy, dies!
"well……"
Zero Two sighed helplessly.
Ling Si flipped a page of the book and said, "Don't sigh. There's still a long time before things like last night happen. But this is the only month we're alone together here, so we have to cherish the time."
Besides, this world is full of variety, and being alone together is a good opportunity.
Ling Si looked at the toy introductions on the webpage with satisfaction and placed a bunch of orders quickly.
Ling Er didn't know what he was going to do, and curled his lips helplessly: "Cherish your ass, I can't wait to end it and go back to Nanhe!"
Ling Si turned around and said gloatingly, "If I tell Nan He, I'll have to learn from Thirteen tonight and not say a word!"
Hearing this, Ling Er instantly jumped up, pulled out the pillow behind him and threw it at him: "Fuck you, get out of here!"
Zero Four nimbly dodged away, and Zero Two continued to sleep despite the pain in his waist.
Unexpectedly, when he opened his eyes again, he found Ling Si sitting in front of the bed.
Ling Er cried bitterly and shouted: "Ahhhhhhhhh, I want to go back to Nanhe..."
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