Chapter 238 Please Stop Imagining
"You will have to work hard today." Shuang Ye smiled, "But your brother-in-law usually only thinks about studying hard, and his body is very weak, so he doesn't like to use roughness."
"Sister Shuangye is about to get married, so she is protecting me now." Zeng Dayong laughed, "Don't worry, Sister Shuangye, although we are rough people, we know the importance of things and will not make things too difficult for your brother-in-law. Besides, today we will fight with words, not with force."
"Oh, you actually have the ability to compete in writing?" Qingkui laughed, "Your little writing is really good enough to show off in front of a scholar, isn't it like showing off your sword in front of Guan Gong?"
"That's hard to say." Zeng Dayong raised his chin, "You'll see later..."
As they were talking, firecrackers rang out again outside.
Zeng Dayong tapped his feet and looked outside. "Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you. From the noise, it seems that the Yu family is coming to get married. I have to get busy."
Since you are there to block the door, you have to do your job well!
Zeng Dayong rubbed his hands together, rolled up his sleeves, and walked to the front with a heroic and confident look.
At this time, Yu Yongye was wearing a bright red wedding dress, a big red flower on his chest, and he held his head high and looked energetic, appearing even more extraordinary than usual.
The people who came to welcome the bride all had happy expressions on their faces. They bowed to the bride's people, scattered candies, peanuts, and red envelopes, and then walked into the house to welcome the bride.
"If the groom wants to enter this first door, he needs to answer a few questions correctly."
Zeng Dayong was afraid that he would be seen, so he simply stood on the bench and shouted loudly.
"Brother Zeng, please speak." Yu Yongye bowed, smiling, "Brother Zeng, please also show mercy."
"Don't worry, this question is very simple." Zeng Dayong cleared his throat and said loudly, "This first question is to ask Yu Xiucai, what is the biggest thing you can see in the world?"
The biggest thing?
As soon as Zeng Dayong said this, everyone was eager to answer.
This is a wedding reception, and only the groom can answer. Although they want to discuss it, they can only whisper.
The biggest thing?
High mountains?
Sea?
Or the day above my head...
Listening to the discussion, Zeng Dayong was very proud and asked, "Yu Xiucai, what do you think is the biggest thing?"
"That should be it." Yu Yongye pointed to his eyes with a smile, "If I close my eyelids, I can't see anything. It can be said that it can block out everything. Naturally, it is the biggest thing."
No way, you can answer such a question? Zeng Dayong was stunned for a moment, and then he straightened his chest and said, "Assuming you answered it correctly, then I will ask Yu Xiucai the second question, what is the center of Qinghe County?"
Yu Yongye smiled again, "It's the word 'river'."
“How many drops of water are there in this river?”
"Three drops."
“How does water turn into ice?”
"Add two drops of water."
“…”
Su Yujin, "..."
Aren't brain teasers really a modern product?
Zeng Dayong knows a lot, and what's even more rare is that Yu Yongye can answer all of them.
Moreover, Yu Yongye's eyes were shining brightly when he was answering the questions, and he looked very excited when he saw the questions. It was obvious that he was very curious about knowledge in his daily studies and was not the type who only studied hard.
I heard that Yu Yongye has passed the imperial examination and will be able to take part in the autumn examination in August this year. His future is bright.
Frost Leaf still has excellent vision.
Su Yujin couldn't help but nodded.
Zeng Dayong, on the other hand, was unable to hold on.
After several consecutive inquiries, Yu Yongye was able to answer all the questions, and his answers were very accurate.
Zeng Dayong was immediately like a frost-bitten eggplant, dejected, "Yu Xiucai is really knowledgeable and intelligent, and he can even answer a question like this. I am convinced by you."
"It's just a trick. Thank you for your compliment, Brother Zeng." Yu Yongye bowed with a smile.
The people blocking the gate were defeated at this time, and Yu Yongye and others entered the yard gate smoothly.
But after entering the courtyard gate, one has to enter Shuangye's boudoir, which is the second door. Then a new person came forward and asked questions to test Yu Yongye.
The person who set the question was Wu Jiantong, who had studied for a few years and had some knowledge. For today's matter, he specially asked someone for two pairs of couplets yesterday so that he could answer today's question.
In addition, the theme was May, and Yu Yongye was asked to compose a seven-character quatrain on the spot to liven up the atmosphere.
Yu Yongye held the jade and the pearl in his hands, and became more and more confident in answering these questions. His answers were also excellent, which drew cheers.
Qingkui came up to Zeng Dayong and winked, "I thought you could come up with any questions, but I didn't expect that you couldn't stop Yu Xiucai at all."
Zeng Dayong's cheeks turned red when he was teased. He just glanced at Qingkui and laughed, "Who asked Sister Shuangye to find such a good husband? It would be difficult to stop her."
"Well, how about I help you block the door when you get married? It will definitely be more lively then. How about it?" Zeng Dayong asked tentatively.
"Don't." Qingkui pouted, "I don't want to get married."
"You are talking nonsense again. You are a girl, so why don't you get married?" Zeng Dayong joked, "Or are you wearing men's clothes today and think you are a man? Do you not want to get married in the future and just want to marry someone home?"
According to the local marriage custom, a married daughter must be carried into the bridal sedan by her elder brother or younger brother. If there is no direct relative, then the cousin from the uncle's family can be used. Shuangye has no relatives, and it is not convenient to use outsiders. Qingkui is tall and strong, so Su Yujin simply let her wear men's clothes and pretend to be Shuangye's younger brother.
"Marry one?" Qingkui's eyes lit up. "That's feasible, but I have to find someone I like."
If you get married just for the sake of getting married, it is better not to get married.
A round head? Zeng Dayong touched the back of his flat head and asked weakly, "Is a flat head okay?"
The kind that was flattened by sleep since childhood...
Su Yujin saw Qingkui and Zeng Dayong talking sweetly and blinked her eyes again and again.
Not to mention, Qingkui, who is taller than ordinary women, looks quite a match for Zeng Dayong, who is even taller and more muscular.
But then again, Qingkui and Zeng Dayong had stood together before, so why didn't they look like a good match? Could it be because Qingkui was wearing men's clothes today? Although she looked heroic, she still looked like a man who lacked masculinity and was too feminine, so in front of Zeng Dayong, who looked quite rough, she looked like...
Su Yujin's mind involuntarily emerged with a heartwarming (crossed out, scary) scene of He Yanxiu and the rough man talking and laughing.
Please stop imagining! I'm so sleepy that my eyelids are fighting, 嘤嘤嘤, please ask for a monthly ticket~ (End of this chapter)
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