Chapter 1: The Beginning with a Two-Year-Old Adorable Little Bun
AHX Forum, also known as "Fantasy Forum".
It is both a social platform for surfers to "go clubbing late at night" and a gathering place for "powering the fire for love".
Among them, a fan fiction titled "Turns out my whole family are big stars" suddenly appeared.
The author "Flying Orange" started updating the celebrity fanfiction section of this website on a whim two months ago. Since posting, the author has gained the love of countless netizens and readers, and the popularity has soared.
[Author, when will you be updating today?]
[I must say, sister, you have such bold ideas; you've expressed exactly what I feel.]
[The content is cliché, but I'm a country bumpkin and I love watching it. (starry-eyed emoji)]
[Could the author please provide a hero-saves-the-damsel-in-distress plot? I'd volunteer to be the "damsel in distress."]
[Great! It's a dreamer! We're saved! (Sprinkling emoji)]
...
at night.
Lu Yinzhao leaned against the headboard, looking at the post that had received 99+ replies in just a few minutes, and couldn't help but gasp in amazement.
This post was very popular and was featured on the homepage. Lu Yinzhao only clicked on it after accidentally glancing at her own name.
The fanfiction the original poster updated has a protagonist with the same name as themselves—what a coincidence!
What kind of content could possibly stir up so many people's emotions?
Out of curiosity, Lu Yinzhao clicked on "Only show posts by the original poster" and started reading from the very beginning.
He is quite interested in novels and movies, and knows most of the celebrities in the entertainment industry.
So after watching just five minutes of the beginning, Lu Yinzhao noticed something amiss.
Good heavens! This is definitely a wildly imaginative work that's a complete mishmash of celebrities.
The names of some celebrities were slightly changed to suit the plot, but you can immediately tell who their real-life counterparts are.
The writing is actually mediocre, the plot is quite unrestrained, some characters' personalities are broken, and the logic is non-existent. This kind of fanfiction focuses on providing enjoyment and satisfying the fantasies of a large number of fans.
While Lu Yinzhao was inwardly grumbling, his hands kept scrolling down the page, and he even got hooked on it.
The protagonist lives in a large family, and everyone except the protagonist is a big star. The protagonist is a happy child who grows up surrounded and pampered by all the stars.
Lu Yinzhao suddenly understood why this article was so popular.
Imagine if a reader subconsciously identifies with the protagonist, and the protagonist's family members happen to be their idols...
Sorry, but it's definitely harder to suppress the corners of your mouth than an AK.
Lu Yinzhao kept scrolling through the post, completely unaware that she had already been hooked.
He has never met any celebrities in person, but he does have some favorite artists, though he has always admired them through a screen.
Celebrities are unattainable for him; Lu Yinzhao believes he will never have the chance to meet them in his lifetime.
If one day his favorite celebrity stood in front of him, he might feel it was unreal.
...
Lu Yinzhao read until 2 a.m., his neck was already stiff and his eyes were sore.
The content was so long that he started to get sleepy after reading only a third of it.
The moment fatigue sets in, your hands naturally relax, your phone still resting in your palm, and after closing your eyes, you fall asleep in the next second.
In the cramped bedroom of the rented room, the boy's sleeping face was peaceful and handsome, with only the lit mobile phone screen emitting a faint white light.
The phone screen remained on the content that Lu Yinzhao had read before falling asleep.
Below are some comments from netizens—
[Author, please give the main character a husband no matter what! I want to see it!]
The original poster replied to this netizen's comment with a profound and insightful remark—
Yes, our Zhaozhao will be very happy! (☆u☆)
After a long while, the phone screen automatically turned off, and the room was completely submerged in the darkness of the night.
Lu Yinzhao had a dream while he was fast asleep. He dreamed that his favorite celebrities lined up to sign autographs for him and take photos with him.
He pretended to be an emotionless NPC, and said indifferently to the line of celebrities waiting for autographs, "Next."
"Those who have finished signing, please proceed to the photo area to wait."
He didn't know how he managed to say those words, but they felt so reasonable in his dream.
Lu Yinzhao felt as if he were in a "star dream factory," and he was the administrator. Only "stars" who had been approved and signed by him could clock out, and the way to clock out was to take a photo with him.
It's absurd, outrageous, and a little weird.
But the familiar faces in front of him made him excited and thrilled. Although he had never seriously followed any celebrities, he still had a dream of becoming one.
Thinking that it was just a dream, Lu Yinzhao felt that it didn't matter how outrageous it was.
After all, it's nice to be able to see these big stars in your dreams since you can't meet them in real life.
...
"Ugh..." I feel so pent up.
I really need to pee.
Lu Yinzhao was awakened by the urge to urinate. He was fully conscious, but he couldn't open his eyes.
I tried to use my hands to support myself and turn over, but with a little effort, a "gate" in a certain place opened completely, and a warm current burst out.
A dozen seconds later, the feeling of pressure disappeared, but Lu Yinzhao broke down.
Lu Yinzhao: "..."?
No! This feeling... could it be...?
Aaaaaaah!
I peed! I peed! My pants are wet!
Startled by the fear of urinary incontinence, Lu Yinzhao suddenly opened his eyes and sat up.
He's 20 years old, how can he still wet the bed?!
What's wrong with him? Could there be something wrong with his bladder?
Lu Yinzhao's first reaction was that there was something wrong with his body. He had hardly ever wet the bed when he lived in the orphanage as a child. He was not a three-year-old child. Did he not have this much self-control?
Lu Yinzhao was shocked, panicked, and also felt a bit ashamed and embarrassed.
He had just woken up and was completely out of it. He was frozen in place because of the bedwetting incident and didn't realize that he was not in his cheap, cramped room at all.
"Oh dear, Zhao Zhao is awake?"
The door was pushed open, and a gentle-looking woman walked in, holding a small baby bottle in her hand.
She skillfully shook the bottle and even poured a drop of milk onto the back of her hand to test the temperature.
"He didn't cry when he woke up today, our baby is so great!"
With Lu Yinzhao's eyes wide open and his face blank, the woman sat down on the bed, reached out and half-huddled the dazed baby into her arms, and then handed the baby bottle to Lu Yinzhao's mouth.
As if by magic, upon smelling the milk, he subconsciously leaned over and bit the nipple, sucking on it automatically, as if he had done this action countless times before.
Lu Yinzhao: "?"
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
These three questions popped into Lu Yinzhao's mind the moment he took his first sip of milk.
This also finally gave him time to observe his surroundings... and the people around him.
The room is spacious and bright, with a light luxury and minimalist decor and warm-toned background walls that make people feel comfortable and relaxed. On the custom-made extended bed, one-third of the bed is covered with children's sheets, and there is an adorable cartoon cat pillow and several toys for sleeping on the headboard.
This was clearly set up specifically to make it easier for adults to take care of the baby.
Lu Yinzhao stared blankly at his chubby little hand holding the baby bottle, and even clenched his fingers tightly. Each finger was like a newly sprouted bamboo shoot after the rain, white and tender. When he clenched his fist, it looked like a round white steamed bun, extremely soft and cute.
This absurd scene almost made him think he had turned into a cub.
How could that be...
He must not have woken up properly.
Otherwise, how could she explain that she was currently nestled in the arms of "Golden Melody Queen" Yin Song, and being breastfed by him?!
Is this reasonable?
In the world of cubs, everything around them is magnified.
The three-and-a-half-sided enclosed bed rails looked like a high wall to Lu Yinzhao.
Looking at his chubby little legs, he was quite certain that even if he stood up straight, he wouldn't be able to flip over.
It wasn't until the baby bottle was almost empty that Lu Yinzhao's brain, which had been malfunctioning for half a day, finally restarted.
He just secretly pinched his thigh, and it hurt.
The temperature of the milk, the moisture of his buttocks, and the softness of the woman embracing him from behind all vividly reminded him that this didn't seem to be a dream.
So he's transmigrated into the child of the superstar Yin Song?
Yin Song won the hearts of countless fans with her sweet voice and classic songs. Even though she almost retired later, young people today still regard her as a goddess.
But he had never heard of Yin Song having such a small child before, even when he was just following gossip.
At this moment, Lu Yinzhao was still trying his best to analyze, his little brain's CPU was about to burn out.
The next moment I felt a draft in my butt...
"Oh dear, baby, you pooped a lot! Mommy wasn't looking, let me change you now."
Seeing Yin Song pull open a corner of the diaper and lean in to look and smell it, Lu Yinzhao's sense of shame instantly reached its peak, and her face turned bright red.
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!
My butt got seen by the goddess, I feel like banging my head against a tofu block.
Just then, a deep male voice sounded from outside the room: "Mom, breakfast is ready, you can go eat now."
"Hey, Xun, don't go. Come and help me. Get me a diaper from the second shelf."
As soon as Yin Song finished speaking, the young man outside the door poked half his body in: "Zhao Zhao is awake? Awake so early?"
Looking at the incredibly handsome face in front of him, Lu Yinzhao's pupils dilated in shock.
His mouth reacted faster than his brain, shouting out a name: "Lu Xun!"
This is Lu Xun, the movie star, right? Right?
He, he, he is so close to me now, can I, I, shake hands with him?
Lu Yinzhao's inner voice was filled with nothing but the squeals of a groundhog; no other adjective could express his feelings at that moment.
He is a fan of Lu Xun and has seen all of Lu Xun's movies.
The impact of having her idol right in front of her was too strong; it was like countless fireworks exploding in her head, leaving Lu Yinzhao dizzy.
Before I could even react, my little nose was suddenly gently flicked.
“Little one, you should call me brother, I’m your older brother!” Lu Xun took a diaper from the shelf and walked over, looking amused.
Even Yin Song was surprised: "Zhao Zhao can actually pronounce your name, who taught him?"
The mother and son had no idea that the "Lu Xun" that Lu Yinzhao mentioned was not the same as the name "Lu Xun".
"I don't know. Anyway, you know I just finished filming yesterday and went home to rest. I've been too busy these past two years. Except for holidays, I haven't had much contact with Zhaozhao." Lu Xun spread his hands and casually unfolded the diaper. "I guess it must be that Lao Si shouted it randomly and Zhaozhao learned it."
"That's quite possible. Acheng is going through a rebellious phase right now and often doesn't respect his elders. I'll have to have a good talk with him when he gets back this afternoon."
After Yin Song finished speaking, she quickly laid the baby in her arms flat, pulled off the heavy diaper, lifted the chubby little legs, wiped the bottom with a baby wipe, and then quickly put on a new one.
After a series of smooth and efficient actions, he patted Lu Yinzhao's little bottom and said, "Alright, Zhaozhao, you smell sweet again! Change your clothes, let's go play in the living room for a while!"
Lu Yinzhao was like a helpless little figurine, being manipulated and rearranged until finally she was dressed in a panda onesie. With the hood on, the little guy looked even rounder.
"Mom, let me hold him, you go eat first." Lu Xun's posture of holding the baby with one hand was very standard. A "panda cub" was lying on her shoulder, just like a cute pet, extremely adorable.
After being picked up by his idol, Lu Yinzhao, who had been completely bewildered, finally regained his senses. Forgetting the slight embarrassment of being seen naked by the two of them, a strong feeling welled up in his heart.
Yin Song… Lu Xun… no, it should be Lu Xun, and the fourth brother they just mentioned, A-Cheng, whose real name is Lu Cheng…
Lu Yinzhao was speechless. Just looking at these names together, what else could they be but the fanfiction he had been reading last night?
He didn't simply become someone else's child; he transmigrated into a book!
I transmigrated into the body of that adorable, two-year-old little dumpling in the story!
A note from the author:
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[Let me see] The missing person has returned! They were secretly writing this behind your backs! [Sunglasses]
This book is primarily a lighthearted and heartwarming coming-of-age story, so the pace will be relatively slow. The early chapters will focus more on family and daily life (with some friendship elements), while the romance develops after the characters reach adulthood. [Starry-eyed]
It's sweet! [Let me see!] Those who love sweet cookies can buy with confidence! [Applause]
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