【188】The embarrassing incident of inkstone dust
"Let's go, let's go. Do you think I can eat you?" Wu Xuanhai pulled Su Xueer and walked towards Zui Chunfeng Restaurant.
Douyaer followed behind, jogging all the way.
As the three of them entered Zuifeng Tower, the shopkeeper personally greeted them: "Hey, Elder Wu, you're back?"
Wu Xuanhai instructed the shopkeeper, "Shopkeeper, bring up all the signature dishes in your restaurant. I've been away for months, and what I miss most is your food."
The shopkeeper cheerfully led Wu Xuanhai to the stairs, "Alright, Elder Wu, please take a seat in the private room upstairs."
Su Xueer glanced at the shopkeepers and the people eating here.
After coming to the Canglan, she discovered that this place was more like a small town with simple folk customs.
It didn't look like a pirate gathering place at all. She thought pirates were rough barbarians with Damascene swords and faces full of tendons.
Rather than saying that the Canglan Gang is a pirate gang, it would be better to say that the Canglan is a small town where people live and work in peace and contentment.
We sat down in the private room upstairs and the waiter immediately served us tea.
Wu Xuanhai asked with a smile: "Miss Su, do you want to hear about the embarrassing things that boy did when he was a child?"
Su Xueer nodded. Since she was already here, it would be a waste not to listen.
Wu Xuanhai began to tell the story with great enthusiasm: "Once, a monkey showman came to the gang, and the boy was so fascinated by him that he kept clamoring to learn how to do it. He didn't know where he got a little monkey, but he insisted on imitating the showman and making the monkey do his bidding. But the monkey wouldn't listen to him, jumping up and down, and spilling the freshly cooked food all over the kitchen floor. The boy was so anxious that he chased after him, but the monkey treated him like a monkey, finally jumping on his head and pulling at his hair without letting go. He screamed in pain and ran around the boat like a headless chicken. The scene was so chaotic that it was like stirring up a hornet's nest, and everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt."
Su Xueer widened her eyes, imagining A Lan being chased by the monkey and being in a miserable state. She couldn't help but burst into laughter, and Douyaer also laughed and stomped her feet.
Wu Xuanhai took a sip of the wine he had brought with him, then continued with a beaming expression, "Another time, the gang organized a floating competition, and that kid secretly practiced in advance in order to win first place. As a result, while practicing, he didn't notice a huge jellyfish in the sea and ran into it head-on. The jellyfish was startled, and its tentacles wrapped around his legs. He was so scared that he struggled desperately, like a chicken in the water, flapping his legs and shouting for help. When everyone rescued him, his legs were red and purple from the jellyfish stings, and were covered with bumps. He walked with a limp, and the itching made him keep reaching out to scratch. He looked so funny. Moreover, he was afraid that everyone would laugh at him, so he pretended to be calm and said that this was a new martial arts move he had learned, called "Jellyfish Dance Kick", which made everyone laugh so hard that tears came out."
Su Xueer laughed: "Hahahaha... I'm dying of laughter, the jellyfish danced away."
Wu Xuanhai looked at them and smiled with wrinkles all over his face.
She was about to continue telling Mo Yanchen's embarrassing story, "There was another time, let me tell you..."
"Uncle Hai, are you very free?" A voice came from the door of the box.
The person who came was the male protagonist Mo Yanchen mentioned by Wu Xuanhai.
Wu Xuanhai looked at Mo Yanchen with an unhappy expression. He hadn't even finished his talk yet, but now the person involved had arrived, and there was nothing left to say. "Hey, brat, you're pretty well-informed, huh? What's the matter? Are you afraid I'll kidnap your wife?"
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