Chapter 518: Cunning and cunning human beings

"Why are you running away in such a hurry? Fortunately, I am as light as a swallow, otherwise what would have happened!" He

was really about to be knocked against the wall!

The master was angry, but he was not really angry that Tiger Cub had hit him.

Just like Xu Muhua said, Tiger Cub grew up with him. Who knows what kind of tiger Tiger Cub is better than him?

He was angry because... it was so embarrassing!

He is a dignified cat master, and he has always been majestic. He was actually knocked away by a tiger!

Fortunately, the stupid bird that likes to laugh at him and make trouble is not here, otherwise if it saw him, who knows how he would laugh! His reputation will be ruined!

Tiger Cub lowered his head, looking as if he knew he was wrong, and he was listless.

Xu Muhua also felt that Tiger Cub was too dangerous, not only could he hurt others, but he could also hurt himself.

But she also knew that running and jumping were the instincts of animals. In places where humans live, it is difficult for large animals like tigers to run freely and run to their heart's content.

This is equivalent to restricting Tiger Cub's nature and instincts.

Thinking of this, Xu Muhua couldn't help but feel a little guilty.

It seems that she has to find a time to let Tiger Cub live in the wild as soon as possible to see if he can adapt smoothly.

"Tiger, I know you definitely didn't mean any harm. You were probably just running so fast and so happy that you forgot to slow down. How about this, Tiger, I'll have someone send you out of the palace, and let my elder brother take you out of the city to play outside the city. What do you think?"

When Tiger heard her say that she would send him out of the palace, he thought that she was disgusted with him for getting in trouble and didn't want him anymore. He was about to feel depressed, but after hearing the rest of her words, he understood her intention.

Tiger squinted his eyes and rubbed her with his big head. Xu Muhua's heart softened when he was rubbed by it, and he reached out and rubbed it hard.

The eldest master was even more angry when he saw it from the side!

Is this a mistake? It is obviously the victim who was wronged, so why is Tiger, the perpetrator, being comforted and mercy? Is there any justice in the world?

Grandpa let out a dissatisfied cry.

As soon as Xu Muhua heard the sound, she knew that Grandpa's old problem had come back.

What else can she do with her own cat? She can only go along with it!

She bent over and hugged Grandpa - as if she was hugging a fat man. But now she has given up on letting Grandpa lose weight. The more he loses weight, the fatter he gets. It's better not to lose weight!

"Our Grandpa was also frightened today -"

Grandpa interrupted her, "Who was frightened, who was frightened, can this little thing scare this Grandpa?"

Xu Muhua:...

Okay, I know that Grandpa cares about his face.

She smiled: "Okay, Master is not frightened, but just aggrieved, right?"

"Humph!"

It's good to know that it is aggrieved, why don't you comfort it!

"Then let's add some dishes to Master tonight! Just add beef, Master's favorite, okay?"

"And dried fish!"

"Okay, okay, add another dried fish!"

Master was surprised when he heard it.

What did she say? How many dried fish should be added? One?

Xu Muhua smiled, with a cunning light in her eyes, but it was a pity that Master couldn't see it.

"Master, your meal is already very good, you can't eat too much! Either add beef and a dried fish at the same time, or add more dried fish and no beef, you can choose!"

Master was embarrassed instantly.

But based on past experience, it quickly made a choice, "I choose to add more dried fish, not beef!"

"Okay, I'll listen to you!"

When it was time to eat later, the master once again experienced the cunning and deceit of human beings!

It was agreed to add more dried fish, but she only added one more, and it became two!

Only one more! It might as well have chosen beef!

The master was sad and angry and went to question Xu Muhua.

Xu Muhua had a look on her face that said "Why are you being unreasonable?" and said, "Didn't I add more dried fish for you? Even if I only added one more, is that too much? Doesn't one mean it's not enough? Did you eat it? Yes, right? Since you ate it, then there's no problem!"

But she never said how much to add from beginning to end. She just said add more, add more. One is also too much. Logically, there's nothing wrong with it!

The grandfather was confused by her words, and his eyes seemed to have turned into mosquito coils. His brain followed her words, but it couldn't move and became a mess.

The grandfather, who couldn't find any loopholes in her words, had to bite his teeth in hatred.

He knew that what she said sounded right, but he also knew it was wrong!

Damn! Humans are really cunning and deceitful! It's not something a cat can defeat!

The eldest master finished his two dried fishes with tears in his eyes, and then he shut himself up.

"My queen, why do you have to tease the eldest master? Look how you bully him."

Shi Liu saw the dispute from beginning to end, silently sympathized with the eldest master in her heart, and couldn't help but speak for him.

Xu Muhua didn't think that she was bullying the eldest master, "Shi Liu, I am teaching you, in the future, be more careful in everything!"

This way you won't be fooled so easily.

Shi Liu was speechless.

She said she didn't bully the eldest master. The eldest master is just a cat. The queen is playing tricks on a cat. It really makes people wonder what to say.

Shi Liu thought that she would find a chance to coax the eldest master later.

Just as she was thinking this, she heard her own mistress coldly reminding her: "Shi Liu, you are not allowed to cook for the master in private again!"

Shi Liu pursed her lips, "I know."

Shi Liu did often cook for the master, but she would not go too far under normal circumstances, otherwise Xu Muhua would not turn a blind eye. Shi Liu also knew her thoughts, so she dared to cook for the master.

To put it bluntly, in fact, all of it was for the master to eat, but it was just a different way.

As she was talking, Shi Liu heard the cry of a crow, and when she came over to take a look, she saw a crow flying in.

Compared to the panic when she first saw it, Shi Liu was now very calm.

The Queen is indeed popular with animals, see, even the crows are attracted.

Fortunately, there are no cadavers in the capital, otherwise the Queen would have attracted them long ago!

When Xu Muhua saw the crow flying over, she immediately understood that it must have news to tell her again.

This crow is different from Xiao Ban. It basically won't come to her when there is nothing to do. Even if it comes, it will just stay quietly by the side and won't disturb her.

Now it flies directly in, there must be something wrong!

"Crow, why are you here?"

Shi Liu shook her head when she heard this, and walked out with a bunch of things she had packed.