Chapter 9 The Bird Comes to Collect

the Bill Xu Muhua fell asleep while cursing, but she couldn't sleep peacefully. She had a scary dream!

In the dream, she found that she had indeed traveled through a book, the book she had read.

But soon she found that she seemed to be controlled by something. She had no way to do what was written in the book and kept committing suicide. She turned against Pei Shaorong and followed the original plot, ending up with a miserable death!

When she was dying, she suddenly realized that she was actually the original owner, the Xu Muhua in the book! And what she thought was traveling through a book was actually her fantasy before she died!

Oh my God!

This dream scared Xu Muhua awake!

She wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, snorted angrily, and her eyes were grim.

Haha, if that's the case, then let's all perish together! She would definitely drag everyone down with her, there's no reason for her to go alone! Anyway, in the book, the ending of the Xu family is not good, and they can even play mahjong with a few people on the road to the underworld.

She fell back and fell back onto the bed, her limbs spread out like a dried salted fish, the only thing missing was the smell of pickling.

"Here, here, it should be here, that woman should live here."

"Tsk, this woman is really useless, living in such a remote place, it seems that she is not treated very well in this mansion."

"But why did I hear that she is quite favored here?"

"Brother, you must have been fooled!"

Xu Muhua blinked, suspecting that she was hallucinating, otherwise how could she hear the sound of the two birds? Aren't they in the palace?

She turned over from the bed and sat up, then walked barefoot to the window, and carefully opened a crack - "Oh my God!"

She shrank back suddenly, her heart pounding. Because she had just opened a crack, she was faced with two pairs of round bird eyes and enlarged bird beaks, which almost poked her nose!

"Open the door, woman, open the door!"

"I just saw you, don't play dead, we are here to collect the bill!"

"Brother, open the window, this is the window!" "

Oh, open the window! Hurry up!"

The window that was closed again was flapped by something, banging, it should be their wings.

Xu Muhua was worried that she would wake up the maid and be discovered, so she quickly opened the window.

The two birds couldn't wait to fly in, and one of them landed on the pillow on her bed and then on the table.

Xu Muhua's eyes fell on the bird on the pillow. Seeing that its two feet were stepping on her pillow, she resisted the urge to chase it away.

This pillow cannot be used. Who knows if its two feet have just stepped on shit!

The bird tilted its head, and it was not known whether it understood something. It jumped all over Xu Muhua's bed, not only stepping on her pillow, but also stepping on her bed and bedding! Xu Muhua's forehead was throbbing with veins!

Finally, it flew out with satisfaction and landed next to its brother. It cackled twice, with a completely smug and provocative attitude!

Xu Muhua was silent.

She didn't expect that she had fallen to the point of being provoked by a bird and being helpless against it.

Sorry, she has brought shame to all mankind!

"Woman, we are here to collect the debt, where is the honey?"

Xu Muhua never thought that she would be asked to pay the debt by a bird one day.

"It's so early in the morning, where

can I find honey for you?" Upon hearing this, the little spotted bird immediately got angry, "Are you trying to default on your debt? Are you trying to destroy the bridge after crossing it?"

It knew that humans are treacherous animals!

This is an insult to her!

"Can you please stop using idioms randomly? How could I default on your debt? It's just a little honey, you can have as much as you want!"

See how much its bird's stomach can drink!

"But it's not even day yet, where can I find honey for you?"

The big spotted bird has always insisted on being a good bird, but it can't resist the temptation of honey.

It lowered its head and used its beak to tidy up its feathers, saying, "There should be some in the kitchen."

Under the "coercion" of the two birds, Xu Muhua had to put on his clothes, tiptoed out of the room, walked out of the courtyard, and headed towards the kitchen.

Although the Xu Mansion is a duke's mansion, there are not many masters in the mansion, and none of them likes extravagance and ostentation, so it is enough to have enough servants to serve, not too many. Along the way, he met a few servants who got up early and worked, but Xu Muhua avoided them and came to the kitchen smoothly.

At this time, there was only a cook in the kitchen preparing. Xu Muhua was thinking about how to sneak in to get the honey. When he glanced inadvertently, he saw a fat cat squatting at the door of the kitchen, licking the hair on its paws leisurely.

Seeing this fat cat, Xu Muhua was startled.

It's rare to see such a fat cat. Can it still jump up to catch mice?

She retracted her gaze and raised one foot...

"The masters in this mansion are all idiots. If this continues, this cat's food will become a problem. Alas, in just a few days, this cat has lost a lot of weight."

Xu Muhua's raised foot paused in mid-air. It was not right to drop it or retract it. She couldn't help but look at the fat cat at the door again.

When she heard the animal's voice again, she was already very calm.

But what did it mean?

After thinking about it, Xu Muhua felt that as a member of the Xu Mansion, she had the responsibility and obligation to safeguard the interests of the Xu Mansion! So she stepped out, walked to the small yard outside the kitchen, hid under the tree and barked at the unusually fat cat. It took

the fat cat a long time to realize that the human under the tree was calling it.

It hesitated for a moment and still walked over slowly with an elegant pace, and it forced itself to walk out of Yang Yuhuan's aura. Xu Muhua was very impressed when she saw it.

If humans were so fat, there would be no beauty at all!

Xu Muhua was not afraid of scaring it, and asked directly: "Fat cat, what do you mean by what you said just now? Why do you say that the owner of this house is stupid? I'm not stupid, otherwise how can I hear what you say!"

The cat immediately got angry when it heard the word "fat cat" and let out a threatening growl at Xu Muhua.

Are you being polite, you stupid human! This is not called fat, it's called plump, do you understand plump!

It took an attacking posture and pounced over, but it jumped in the air and paused. Its short and fat limbs moved in the air, and then fell straight down! It hit the ground and smashed the dust and fallen leaves all over the sky! ?

Is there a demon? Otherwise, how could this human understand what it said?