Chapter 112 Pisces Playing in the Water
OK, OK.
He finally understood.
First, they spread rumors to lure him out, and then as soon as they met, they deliberately pricked him with a cactus.
He also said he wanted to meet.
In his opinion, the bird's nest head was hinting at him!
The cactus is green!
Under the pretext of finding a substitute, Ye Xingzhou cheated on his former self and coveted his current self!
Is that because she wants to meet him? She's clearly just after his body!
The left protector threw the flattened cactus into Ye Xingzhou's arms, covered his butt and walked away.
This frivolous bird's nest!
Tomorrow he will find the Demon Summoning Scroll and kill Ye Xingzhou!
Ye Xingzhou raised his eyebrows and looked at the demon cultivator who was holding his butt and limping.
What is this guy imagining?
Suddenly getting angry?
Could it be that the cactus is not satisfied?
Ye Xingzhou had no doubt that the cactus would make people angry.
The little pain demon cultivator would only feel secretly happy.
I'm angry, but why am I walking slower and slower after walking for a long time?
It's obvious that she's waiting for him to coax her.
Is it because you think the cacti you received are too few?
Ye Xingzhou didn’t understand why the demon cultivator was angry for the time being.
A surge of inexplicable anger rose in the left protector's heart.
This selfish bastard!
When Niaowotou was angry, he was as fierce as a bull, but he still had the patience to chase him and lost five bottles of repair pills.
It was his turn to be angry, and Bird's Nest Head stood there motionless.
Damn it! Bird’s Nest Head must be trying to make him jealous!
Is Niaowotou so obsessed with the role of Zhu Qinglan he played?
For his own sake, he was generous and didn't care!
The left protector turned around expressionlessly and limped back, deliberately bumping into Ye Xingzhou.
If Ye Xingzhou doesn't chase him, then he will come back angrily!
He would never fall for Ye Xingzhou's treacherous tactics!
"Why are you walking around?" Ye Xingzhou muttered.
The left protector became even angrier, "I've eaten too much, can't I just take a walk?"
"Of course." Ye Xingzhou handed over the flattened cactus again.
"Don't you like the cactus I gave you? I picked it carefully."
Now he admits that it is a cactus, and he didn't feel any pain at all when he pricked his butt just now.
Niaowotou was just trying to make him angry!
The left protector snatched the cactus and put it into the storage bag. "Take the cactus, we are even now, don't bother me anymore!"
The left protector covered his butt and walked away angrily again.
Didn’t Ye Xingzhou use the cactus to poke his butt just to make others misunderstand?
He would never do what Ye Xingzhou wanted!
"Hey! Wait a minute." Ye Xingzhou caught up and asked him to stop, but the left protector quickened his pace.
Ye Xingzhou shuddered all over.
This pervert limped towards the crowded lotus pond.
He doesn't want others to misunderstand him!
That poem about two fish playing in the water was already explosive enough, and the demon cultivator's presence just confirmed the content of the poem!
Abnormal! So abnormal!
Even someone as shameless as Ye Xingzhou had to admit defeat.
Coming up with this idea is really shooting oneself in the foot.
"There are a lot of people in the lotus pond. You might be able to attract attention if you do this."
Now, it was Ye Xingzhou's turn to give earnest advice.
When Ye Xingzhou chased him, the left protector became very excited. He raised his neck and showed a refusal to surrender.
"I've behaved uprightly and haven't done anything against my conscience. Why can't I take the Lotus Pond path?"
Just like acting in a TV series!
Ye Xingzhou got sick when he chased after him. He turned around and walked away far away.
The demon cultivator is a pervert, so don’t take him, a good and innocent man, with him.
But when Protector Zuo heard this, it had a completely different meaning.
Look.
Ye Xingzhou just couldn't bear to part with him!
What does having more people mean? It means that more people are watching him!
Ye Xingzhou told him not to go, wasn't it just his possessiveness that was taking effect?
Haha, man.
The left protector curled his lips downwards, his smile was so unique and niche.
Ye Xingzhou covered his face, unable to bear to look.
When ordinary people smile, the corners of their mouths turn up, but demon cultivators are different, they smile with the corners of their mouths turned down.
Ye Xingzhou is now looking forward to tomorrow coming soon.
He didn't want to stay with this masochist anymore.
"Fellow Daoist, it's getting dark. Why don't you stay and walk with me to the riverside?"
Upon hearing the sound, the left protector covered his clothes with his hands and his eyes widened.
"You, you, you! You have no shame!"
It’s getting dark!
And walk to the river!
What’s in the river? There are fish!
Does Ye Xingzhou want to take a walk?
It's obvious that she wants to play in the water with him, Pisces!
If he stayed, could he still keep his innocence tonight?
Ye Xingzhou, this lecher! Shameless!
Ye Xingzhou was numb, "If you don't want to go, forget it."
The left protector snorted and followed behind.
If he doesn't go, who knows what tricks Ye Xingzhou will use to get him!
He kept the person under his nose.
At worst, he can use this skin to find a demon summoning scroll or something, and he will find a way to sneak in tomorrow.
The left protector was like guarding against a thief, staring at Ye Xingzhou from time to time.
Any tickling action of Ye Xingzhou could scare the demon cultivator.
This pervert, is he really addicted to acting?
Ye Xingzhou grabbed a magical chicken on the spot and threw it in front of the demon cultivator.
"Pluck the chicken clean."
"You want me to pluck chicken feathers?" The left protector was incredulous. "I won't pluck!"
This step is plucking the chicken's feathers, and the next step is to strip him of his clothes!
He won’t pull it out! He won’t pull it out!
Ye Xingzhou rolled his eyes at him, threw away his moral integrity and started acting.
"If he were here, he would eat the chicken droppings, not to mention plucking the chicken feathers."
Sounds familiar.
The previous version of this episode was still about eating pills. The only thing that remained unchanged was feeding him feces.
He really doesn't have such a strong taste!
The left protector picked up the chicken and said, "Can you please stop saying it's feeding manure all the time?"
Ye Xingzhou: "If he were here——"
"Stop, stop, stop!" The left protector interrupted impatiently, "I'll pull it out."
He is here, he has always been here. He has heard so much about Ye Xingzhou wanting to feed him shit that his ears are almost callused.
The left protector took out his anger on the chicken feathers, plucking them with an angry look.
Ye Xingzhou then picked up firewood and started a fire.
Although I was acting, I was really hungry.
The evening glow faded, and darkness rolled in. The fire burned, sparks flying from time to time.
Ye Xingzhou was eating the freshly roasted chicken by himself, it was so delicious.
The left protector looked at Ye Xingzhou resentfully and said, "I cleaned the chicken." Shouldn't I give him some to eat?
"Thank you for your hard work. It's also very hard for me to roast the chicken."
Ye Xingzhou responded casually, put half the chicken into his storage bag, and then chattered with his greasy mouth.
"I'm going to save that half chicken to give to him during the Qingming Festival."
“…” Doesn’t he deserve to eat the whole thing?
Just say it if you treat him as a slave.
The left protector turned his head away, not wanting to even look at him again.
He will definitely kill Ye Xingzhou tomorrow!
Ye Xingzhou touched his stomach, which was only eight-tenths full, and buried the bones he had eaten in the soil.
Then, he shifted his attention to the demon cultivator and began to tell the story again.
"Before, in the Tianji Secret Realm, he and I fell asleep together on a night like this."
It's all clearly stated in the words!
What else doesn’t the Left Protector understand?
Ye Xingzhou took out two rolls of straw mats from his storage bag and looked at the left protector eagerly.
"Don't cross the line!"
The left protector angrily picked up a stick and drew a 38th parallel between the two of them.
Ye Xingzhou lay down casually, took out a token in his hand and dangled it leisurely.
The left guardian frowned, "Where did you get the Tianji Pavilion token?"
Ye Xingzhou chuckled, and said naively, "I saved the Xuanling Sect disciples before, and this is his reward to me."
I'm so lucky.
The left protector was itching to bite.
Ye Xingzhou showed him the token deliberately. Could it be that he wanted to lure him into exchanging his sex life for the token?
After all, he failed in the competition.
No wonder he's been haunted tonight.
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