Chapter 281 No, it’s four ounces of meat
It was like a dream.
There is a vast ocean in the dream.
The tribesmen are still alive.
Under the azure sky and in the clear sea water, fish tails of various colors stir up waves and laughter and joy are heard non-stop.
In the dream, he was sitting on the shore, basking in the sun.
Suddenly, the laughter in my ears turned into screams and wails.
One wailing sounded after another.
The sky was foggy and the sea water turned blood red.
Shui Yujun wanted to struggle, wanted to open his eyes, wanted to shout something.
The blood-red sea water rushed back, as if it weighed tens of millions of pounds, pressing down so hard that it was hard to breathe.
My throat felt like it was being strangled, I couldn't shout out a sound, and the air I could breathe in became thinner and thinner.
The sea water rushed into my ears and filled my lungs.
In the deep sea, countless black hands clung to his feet.
He couldn't move, as black hands dragged his body and pulled him into the abyss.
At the bottom of the abyss, the wriggling corpses were approaching him madly.
He wanted to run, but there was nowhere to land. He wanted to shout, but his throat was choked. He wanted to open his eyes, but his eyelids were stuck shut.
don't want!
Don't come over here!
Bang!
A slap shatters the dream.
Shui Yujun suddenly opened his eyes, sat up and gasped.
My back was soaked with cold sweat.
The panic in my heart couldn't be stopped.
Shui Yujun looked up in panic, searching for something around him.
When his eyes fell upon a living person, his panic subsided slightly.
Ye Xingzhou, with a wooden face, pulled up the blanket from under him, folded it and put it into the storage bag.
"What are you looking at?"
Ye Xingzhou opened his dead fish eyes, rolled his eyes at Shui Yujun, and didn't speak in a friendly tone at all.
My good night's sleep was disturbed, who can give me a good face?
All night long, Shui Yujun was like an octopus possessed. He would either suddenly push against him or suddenly turn into a fish tail and whip him wildly with it.
If Shui Yujun had not been sleeping so soundly, Ye Xingzhou would have suspected that Shui Yujun was deliberately taking revenge.
It's almost dawn now, and I finally calm down.
Ye Xingzhou had just closed his eyes for a moment when Shui Yujun suddenly went crazy and grabbed his neck with both hands.
Holding breath and pinching neck.
Ye Xingzhou didn't want to wake up to find a dead person around him.
Without saying a word, he decisively raised his hand and used the awakening spell to slap him.
I couldn't sleep well the whole night.
Ye Xingzhou's resentment is now heavier than that of a ghost.
Seeing Shui Yujun staring at him in a daze, as if she hadn't come to her senses yet, Ye Xingzhou slapped her again.
The slap landed on the back of the neck, and there were wet beads of sweat.
Ye Xingzhou smiled wryly and wiped the sweat from his hands onto Shui Yujun's hair.
Not to mention using hair to wipe sweat, it works pretty well.
But in Shui Yujun's eyes, it changed its meaning.
He was having a nightmare and was about to be devoured by corpse parts when Wu Ren woke him up.
When he just woke up and his heart was beating fast, Wu Ren patted the back of his neck to relieve the rising blood.
When he was dazed and couldn't stop panicking, it was Wu Ren who touched his head, comforted him and smiled warmly.
Shui Yujun's eyes gradually regained clarity, and there was a hint of complexity in the look he gave Ye Xingzhou.
Zhimaqiu, who usually treated him fiercely, suddenly showed a gentle and soothing side, which was a bit strange to him.
But the king never touched his head, but Wu Ren did.
Then what did the slap I gave him earlier mean?
He wouldn't accept it.
"Don't touch my head."
Shui Yujun's voice was hoarse, hiding a rare awkwardness.
After finally saying something, he was met with another slap in the face.
"Wu Ren you——"
Ye Xingzhou interrupted him, "What are you mumbling about? Put on your pants."
!
When did he take off his pants?!
Shui Yujun was startled and looked down to see that the person had exploded.
"Turn away and don't look!"
"Who wants to see your two ounces of meat?"
Ye Xingzhou clicked his tongue twice, then glanced down again, "No, it's four taels."
Wow, there are actually two mermaids.
Even though Shui Yujun used magic to put on his pants, Ye Xingzhou was still able to see clearly.
This hooligan behavior directly caused Shui Yujun to lose his voice.
"Wu Ren!"
The entire seabed was filled with the echo of these two words.
Ye Xingzhou was happy when Shui Yujun was red and warm.
All the bad temper you've been waking up in all night is just released.
If we ignore the scene where Ye Xingzhou was chased by the rampaging Shui Yujun and had to flee in a panic, it would be very convincing.
Shui Yujun's face turned red and she shook Ye Xingzhou's head wildly.
"Forget it! Forget it and don't mention it again!"
Ye Xingzhou's voice was shaking into waves.
"I know, I know. Stop shaking me or I'll spit on you."
Shui Yujun's eyes were red, and her hair was disheveled. "Well, Wu Ren, you actually pulled my pants down while I was sleeping and acted like a hooligan!"
"Should I take off your pants?"
Ye Xingzhou raised his voice instantly, and everyone laughed.
"I'll take off your pants, okay, I'll take off your pants."
"You're really good at playing tricks on me, Shui Yujun."
Shui Yujun was stuck, "What do you mean?"
Ye Xingzhou took out the photo stone from the storage bag and threw it into the air, then pried open Shui Yujun's eyelids with both hands, making her look hideous.
"Open your eyes and take a good look. Who went crazy and turned into a fishtail and whipped me in the middle of the night?"
In case Shui Yujun would turn the tables, Ye Xingzhou immediately recorded it with the photo stone.
When he saw the image on the photo stone clearly, Shui Yujun's anger disappeared and he felt clear-headed.
In the picture, Ye Xingzhou was sleeping with his back to him, and then he suddenly struggled frantically as if possessed by a ghost.
After struggling for a while, the legs under the quilt turned into fish tails.
The tail fin is shining brightly, wrapping around the person who is sleeping soundly.
Without saying a word, Yuwei started whipping the man wildly through the quilt.
Shui Yujun beat Ye Xingzhou wildly, so how could Ye Xingzhou suffer any loss?
Even in his sleep, Ye Xingzhou's subconscious still controlled his body, and he elbowed Shui Yujun with a backhand.
The two of them were like they were seriously ill, fighting back and forth, even in their sleep.
No wonder I woke up with pain all over my body.
It turns out that sleeping is equivalent to fighting.
Shui Yujun quickly snatched the photo stone and hid it behind him.
Dark history, definitely dark history.
The photo stone cannot be kept.
Destroy it, he wants to destroy it immediately.
Shui Yujun was still stubborn, "Who told you to drag me to bed?"
Even if you are unreasonable, you have to be tough.
Ye Xingzhou didn't want to pay any attention and walked past Shui Yujun.
"Hey where are you going?"
Shui Yujun chased after him.
Ye Xingzhou was too lazy to reply.
He wouldn't say a word to Shui Yujun until he had vented his morning grumpiness.
Now, he urgently needs to find the Tiannan Alliance’s headquarters to vent his anger.
Ye Xingzhou was only concerned with walking into the teleportation array, and Shui Yujun didn't want to bother with him anymore, so he simply shut up.
It’s good for Wu Ren to be quiet. He doesn’t have to listen to his irritating words or get slapped.
Anyway, he is a cold and taciturn person, so there is no need for him to say anything.
Shui Yujun's expression disappeared, and his face regained the defiant look of not submitting to anyone.
Sure enough, Wu Ren's gentleness at that moment was fake.
Wu Ren only loves to slap him and bully him, so how could he possibly soften his attitude and comfort him?
Someone who fights even in his sleep will not be comforted well.
He doesn't need it either.
Shui Yujun stiffened his neck and caught a glimpse of Ye Xingzhou lowering his eyes from the corner of his eye. His hand bumped into Ye Xingzhou.
I don't know if it was intentional or accidental.
Ye Xingzhou still ignored him.
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