Chapter 67



This dramatic scene can be selected as the funniest and most embarrassing scene of the year.

The live broadcast of the "Guess Who I Am" program suddenly became eerily quiet.

The guests present all came with the intention of taking advantage of others' misfortune, but at the same time they praised Lin Yanran's performance to the highest heaven.

After seeing who took off the mask on the stage, everyone was speechless with embarrassment. The expressions on their faces kept changing, sometimes red, sometimes white, sometimes black, just like the Sichuan Opera's face-changing masters.

Are you kidding me?

Every proud guest commentator present had these words echoing in their mind.

How could the singer who was top-notch in singing skills, techniques and emotions just now be Yanran, who is tone-deaf and was mocked by the whole network for not being able to sing?

Is the production team teasing them???

Not only the other guests, but Song Zhu who was present also felt his solar plexus beating non-stop, his ears buzzing, and his brain going blank.

He no longer had the time to think about what expression he had now.

The scene of Lin Yanran singing just now kept flashing through my mind.

Why didn’t Yan Ran know how to sing!!! How come she suddenly became so good at it!!

Song Zhu has been preparing carefully for such a long time, waiting for today's chance to turn the tables and crush his opponent with singing skills.

But the final development was contrary to his expectations.

When Song Zhu thought of the scene when he just saw Lin Yanran appear, he felt as if his breath was stuck in his chest, and his eyes turned black.

With a click.

Because he was too angry and powerless, the folding fan that he had been holding elegantly in his hand for decoration fell to the ground without being held firmly.

This noise, like a signal, finally woke up this group of confused people.

The guest commentators present were finally no longer embarrassed alone.

Instead, you look at me, I look at you, and we look at each other in bewilderment.

Everyone didn't know how to start the conversation, so they just sat there awkwardly.

Compared with the guests on the scene, the group of extremely arrogant keyboard warriors on the Internet all began to doubt their lives at this moment.

After all, he had just confidently said that it couldn't be Yan Ran in the previous second, but in the next second he was slapped in the face by herself.

The slaps were so loud that my brain was dizzy.

The keyboard warriors were instantly furious and stared at the screen for a long time, unable to digest this fact.

【? ? ? ? 】

[Is this fake???]

[Sung by Yan Ran???]

[It’s so fucking embarrassing, it’s so embarrassing…]

He was probably the only host on the show who didn't have much prejudice against Lin Yanran, and he was the first to react among everyone.

After a brief surprise, delight immediately appeared in his eyes, and he started to proceed with the next step according to the process.

“So our lovely dog ​​singer is actually Yan Ran!!!”

When the host read the two words "Yan Ran", he deliberately emphasized the tone, which made the guests' heads buzz again.

And on the barrage, those fans who had been waiting and believing in Lin Yanran almost cried.

[Wow, so the cute Xiu Gou Gou is my baby]

[I know my baby will never let us down! ! ]

【Ahhhhhhhhh, you are awesome today!!!】

【Xiu Gou Gou, don’t be unhappy, just sing well!!】

[Mom Yanran loves you!! You will always be mom’s pride!!!]

As fans were flooding the screen with confessions, the host's voice rang out again.

"It's just a pity that in today's Guess Who I Am segment, no one from our commentary team guessed correctly."

Lin Yanran glanced at the confused guests at the scene.

Knowing what these people were thinking at the moment, he deliberately said nothing and just smiled faintly.

Originally, those who were slapped in the face were actually watching, wanting to see what Lin Yanran would say.

But when she saw that he said nothing, she became even more annoyed as if she had been fooled.

As for those people on the Internet who were stubborn but unwilling to accept the facts, when they saw Lin Yanran said nothing, their minds suddenly opened up.

[Why don't you say anything? I deeply doubt whether the production team asked Yan Ran to lip sync? ]

[Yeah, can Yanran play the violin? I haven't seen him mention it before. He likes to show off so much, if he could, he would have shown it a long time ago. And I don't think the clip just now looks like he played it, it's just like a staged photo.]

[When he was singing just now, he was wearing a headgear. Who knows if he was lip-syncing to the music tape? ]

[What kind of lip-syncing are you doing? You can’t see if your mouth is moving because the mask is covering it.]

Nowadays, the argumentative people have a good habit: they are very thick-skinned.

Even though I just said it the last second, this divine little brother is definitely singing for real.

But the next second he can swallow back all that he said as if nothing had happened, and take advantage of any opportunity to start a crazy argument.

However, this ridiculous speculation was immediately refuted by the audience.

[Do you have to be so dark? This show has always been live singing with the microphone open]

[If lip syncing was possible, why would there be so many car accidents involving singers on this show? ]

【Were you not the ones who said that the dog was definitely singing for real last second? 】

[Is it because Yan Ran sings so well, too much like the CD? ]

[I suddenly remembered that someone just now swore that this person was definitely not Yan Ran]

【We agreed to exclude one correct answer】

[In the end, the correct answer was actually eliminated hahahahaha]

[Then he got slapped in the face, and he just kept on being stubborn and started to get angry and helpless, and I doubted whether he really sang it.]

[I am dying of laughter. The way you guys are so stubborn is really hilarious.]

[I suddenly thought of a sentence, you nitpicker, can't you afford to lose? ]

How gloating he was before, now he is so hurt by being slapped in the face.

The comments in the barrage are right, those who argue really can't afford to lose.

But they are not the only ones who can't afford to lose, the guests at the event are also the same.

There was an amateur music critic in the program crew who loved to make things difficult for others. He had previously thought that Santa Claus was Yanran and had been madly criticizing her. When he saw that Lin Yanran didn't say anything, he took the microphone, coughed twice, and then spoke.

"Teacher Yan Ran, although it may seem a bit offensive for me to ask this, I'm sorry. If I don't ask it today, I will feel very anxious."

After the other party finished the previous paragraph in a pretentious manner, he said to Lin Yanran with a stern face, "To be honest, you have been on the hot search before because of your singing skills. I am sure that not only me, but everyone will be very curious. So, can you tell me now, how did your singing skills suddenly improve so much?"

The music critic's words expressed the thoughts of everyone!

Those in the live broadcast room who were unwilling to accept the facts silently gave him a thumbs up.

All the guests at the scene also looked at Lin Yanran nervously, holding on to the last glimmer of hope.

They still had a lot of distrust and wanted to hear what kind of explanation the other party would give.

After all, the performance just now could be described as flawless.

It is either the performance of a naturally gifted singer, or it is an ability that only a singer who has received many years of professional training can possess.

Obviously, judging from Lin Yanran's past performance, he does not meet either of the criteria.

So even though the guests didn’t say it directly, many people actually suspected that Lin Yanran had communicated with the program crew and hired a substitute singer or directly played a pre-recorded accompaniment tape.

Lin Yanran glanced at the person who asked the question.

I found out that he is the one who likes to stir up trouble and make things difficult for the guests the most in this show.

However, he was mentally prepared when he came to participate in the show.

So when faced with the other party's questioning of his "sudden progress", he remained calm.

He first held the headgear in his right hand, then slowly raised the microphone in his left hand and answered slowly.

"Because I practiced secretly."

When saying these words, Lin Yanran couldn't help but laugh.

After all, the guests all have bad intentions, so it wouldn't be too much to be a little naughty, right?

Hearing Lin Yanran's answer, which was equivalent to saying nothing, the music critic frowned, "What does this mean?"

Lin Yanran curled her lips and smiled, still giving an extremely vague answer.

“It means practicing.”

After hearing this answer, the music critic, whose face had gradually turned green, said: ***************

[Hahahahahahaha who are you laughing to death, I am laughing to death my sisters]

[This is the first time this idiot has been defeated on the show]

[Speechless 2.0]

[Yanran, you are really too naughty today, but I feel so good watching you, hahahaha]

[Xiu Gougou, why are you so cute today?]

The music critic never expected that he had set a trap for Lin Yanran, but not only did she not fall for it, but he ended up making himself very angry.

He rolled his eyes speechlessly and threw the microphone in his hand away.

However, when the music critic fell, someone else took over his microphone.

This time it was Song Zhu who reorganized his thoughts.

He heard a flaw in Lin Yanran's words just now.

The other party kept being vague, and he always felt that there might be something fishy going on.

This was not a random guess on his part.

But he knew that when the program team invited Lin Yanran, she had just been on the hot search because of her poor singing skills.

The program crew still invited him even though they knew it would fail. If he wasn't really stupid, then there's a high probability that he had reached some kind of agreement with the program crew in private.

After all, if it's lip syncing, no one can tell with the dog mask on.

Song Zhu, who knew that if he didn't speak up, it would be difficult for him to find other ways to market Lin Yanran in the future, finally couldn't help but speak.

"Teacher Yanran, the song you just sang was so good, I feel like I haven't heard enough, so I have a humble request..." Song Zhu smiled and paused, "Could you please sing another song on the spot?"

This passage was not pre-planned. Song Zhu spoke it anxiously, and his facial expression management was not as good as before.

So as soon as he finished speaking, some sharp-eyed viewers started to post comments.

[??? Isn't Song Zhu always very gentle? What did he mean by that? ]

[Is he also doubting that Yan Ran didn't sing for real? ]

[That’s what I feel]

[I've never seen someone add a song at the last minute before...]

[The guests on this show are really interesting... (derogatory)]

[You can't even doubt it? Are you so overbearing? ]

[Didn’t you say you were secretly practicing your singing skills? If you have the real talent, you won’t be afraid at all. You can just sing a random song on the spot.]

[Support Song Zhu, Yan Ran, if you dare to agree, I will call you dad immediately]

Hearing this additional question that was added at the last minute, Lin Yanran looked at Song Zhu through the crowd.

Seeing that the other party looked eager to expose him, he said calmly, "The production team didn't tell me about this before."

Song Zhu also laughed after hearing this, "It doesn't matter if you don't sing a song, a short part will be fine."

Lin Yanran's answer has made Song Zhu begin to confirm his guess.

There is indeed a problem.

After saying that, he looked at Zuo Guyan and the other Lin Yanran, thinking that he would definitely not dare to agree, so he said, "If Teacher Yanran feels embarrassed, it's okay not to sing. After all, the song just now was already sung very well."

As if he was afraid that the audience might not understand what he meant, Song Zhu even deliberately emphasized these few words in the song he just mentioned.

Song Zhu thought that Lin Yanran would follow his words to save face and refuse to sing, so he began to think about how he could use this paragraph to write a notice to criticize her.

But who would have thought that just as he finished speaking, Lin Yanran told him, "Teacher Song, you misunderstood."

Lin Yanran smiled and explained, "What I meant is that the program team didn't tell me in advance that they needed to prepare another song, so I didn't prepare the accompaniment in advance."

The clear voice paused for a moment and then rang out, "So is it okay to sing a cappella?"

Lin Yanran on the stage is calm and confident.

When we heard the word "capella", everyone became alert.

【! ! ! !】

【Fuck! ! 】

【Just sing a cappella!!!】

[Singing a cappella is more challenging than singing with accompaniment! ]

【Exciting】

Song Zhu felt as if he had been hit hard on the head again, and looked at Lin Yanran in disbelief.

However, he didn't expect that the other party's next words would make him even more angry.

Because Lin Yanran took the initiative and asked him calmly on the stage, "Teacher Song, what song do you want to listen to now?"

Song Zhu was unable to react to the opponent's wave after wave of operations.

For a moment, I couldn't think of any songs.

What does Yan Ran mean? ? Did he say that just now on purpose? ? Was he trying to trick him? ?

Song Zhu just stared at Lin Yanran without any reaction. Seeing that he was slow to speak, another guest next to him immediately raised his hand and excitedly ordered a song.

"Can I order a song? Teacher Yanran, could you please sing "Yearning" for me?"

"The Period of Longing" is a sweet love song that has become popular recently.

The guest didn't mean to embarrass Lin Yanran, he simply thought that it would be cute for him to sing this song dressed as a dog.

But after the other party said that, Lin Yanran smiled awkwardly.

"But I haven't heard of it..."

Upon hearing this, the guest's eyes flashed with regret.

“Ah…I see…”

She sighed with regret, and before she could utter the following four words "Forget it", she heard Lin Yanran speak softly again.

"If you don't mind me listening first, I'd like to give it a try..."

Lin Yanran's words immediately caused cheers from the audience.

[Learned to sing live? ? That’s awesome? ? ]

[This crappy show is becoming more and more interesting with Yan Ran’s help]

[Exciting, exciting, I'm so looking forward to it!!!]

【Flies rubbing their hands.jpg】

As soon as Lin Yanran finished speaking, the director, who had received the director's reminder, seized the opportunity, quickly found the song, and immediately played it on the spot.

After listening, the host asked Lin Yanran if she needed to listen to it a few more times.

Lin Yanran simply waved her hand to indicate that it was not necessary.

The guests at the scene didn't care at all whether Lin Yanran had learned it or not.

Everyone wanted to hear how he really performed in this so-called live a cappella performance, which he had boasted so much about.

After all, although the tune of the song "Yearning" sounds simple, it still cannot be sung well without singing skills.

A cappella singing can more directly highlight every flaw.

Everyone at the scene, especially Song Zhu, kept their eyes fixed on Lin Yanran.

But the a cappella performance that everyone was looking forward to did not come.

Lin Yanran, who was on the stage, first closed her microphone and whispered something to the host. Then a staff member came on stage with a microphone stand and started setting it up.

The audience watching the live broadcast were so anxious.

【What are you dithering about?】

[Sing or not? Sing or not?! ! ]

[You agreed but you don’t want to sing? What’s going on? You suddenly found out that you can’t sing and you feel guilty? ? ]

As soon as the questioning comments came out, everyone saw Lin Yanran taking off her clumsy dog ​​coat.

Then, dressed in a white suit, he picked up the violin that had just been placed on the table, and stood in front of the adjusted microphone stand.

【What is this for? ? 】

【Play the violin? ? 】

[Aren't you singing? Why are you playing the violin...]

Under everyone's puzzled gaze, Lin Yanran tried two notes, then lowered her eyes slightly and her gaze fell on the strings of the violin.

Then, a cheerful and melodious melody sounded again in the studio.

It is the catchiest melody of "Nostalgia"!

Lin Yanran on the stage performed every note with graceful movements and a relaxed look.

The audience's words of praise have not yet been typed out.

After playing the prelude on the violin, Lin Yanran handed the violin to the host beside her, and then casually placed her right hand on the microphone stand.

A faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he raised his eyes slightly to look forward.

[Summer cola with ice is my yearning period

Winter gloves with scarves are your longing period]

A cheerful and bright melody sounded.

Standing in the center of the stage, Lin Yanran, dressed in a white suit, looked fresh and handsome, just like every girl's perfect first love during adolescence.

His voice is clean and clear, without any unnecessary techniques, he sings this cheerful and sweet song simply and easily.

This song is very catchy in itself, and Lin Yanran's singing is particularly bewitching.

So the moment he opened his mouth, the audience couldn't help but be infected by this joyful atmosphere.

Many people began to hum along with the young man on the stage, and some even clapped their hands to help him keep the beat.

However, just when everyone was listening attentively, the person on the stage suddenly stopped singing halfway.

Then, a soft, apologetic laugh came from the microphone.

In the camera, Lin Yanran suppressed the smile on her face, looked up at the prompter in front of her awkwardly, and then continued to sing the rest of the lyrics.

As Lin Yanran sang, the barrage of comments went crazy.

[I was wondering why the baby laughed so beautifully, it turns out you forgot the lyrics, hahaha]

[If she can get the lines right so accurately, I would like to give Yan Ran the Oscar for Best Actor, not the dubbing award.]

[Come on, come on, where is the person who just lip synced? Come out! ]

【Did you see that? They were learning and singing right away, a cappella! 】

[This is the most satisfying face-slapping scene I have ever seen. Yanran, did you install a camera in the hater’s home? Haha]

[Yan Ran sings really well. He sings this song so sweetly.]

[This song can sound greasy if you’re not careful, but!! Yan Ran’s version is the freshest I’ve ever heard!! I love it so much]

【Mom, I’m in love again!!!】

[Yan Ran is amazing. Her singing skills have improved a lot. She is really working hard to improve her professional abilities.]

[It’s not that amazing, he can play the melody on the spot without the sheet music after listening to it once. What a terrifying memory! ! ]

【Wow, how come Yanran knows everything】

[I don’t know why he knows everything. I only know that when I went to consult the Zen master and asked him how I compared to Yan Ran, he pointed at the boiling water and said to me, “It’s just boiling water”… I am a waste.]

[Hey, where is the guy who wanted to call Yan Ran daddy? ? ? Come out.]

When passers-by were vindicating Lin Yanran and praising him crazily, the haters silently shut up and walked out of the live broadcast room.

After all, it's really embarrassing.

When the other person doesn't sing, they just assume that the other person definitely can't sing.

It turned out that the other person sang very well, so they suspected that he was lip-syncing.

But now, not only did they sing live, they even played the violin for a while...

What else is there to say?

Piapiapia, my face hurts!

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