Chen Jie thought that if Yun Ling asked Gangzi to do something important or involved physical contact, he would have Gangzi lead the escort team to Jiangnan while he stayed at the escort agency. He couldn't let anyone take advantage of his great-aunt.
Yunling had nothing to hide and spoke frankly:
"I want Gangzi to go to Shengfu Restaurant to promote my briefs."
"What?!"
Chen Jie and Gangzi exclaimed in surprise at the same time. It was only Yunling who came up with the idea of having a man promote women's panties.
Yunling was startled by their reactions, but being thick-skinned, she treated it as a normal reaction and continued speaking calmly.
"I finally managed to squeeze some bargains out of Manager Zhou, so I can't let this opportunity to promote our Zhaoyeqing go to waste. I thought Gangzi was smart and quick-witted, so mentioning him reminded me of him..."
Chen Jie was finally relieved. He patted Gangzi on the shoulder, gave him a "good luck" look, and then busied himself packing his things.
Gangzi looked embarrassed, but when he faced Yunling, his face immediately lit up with a grin.
"Grandma, how do you want me to promote this?"
"Yes, it's just advertising."
Gangzi: ? ? ?
So he had just heard a completely useless piece of nonsense. Luckily, the person in front of him was Yun Ling. If it had been anyone else, he would have punched them first and then tried to argue with them.
"Let me think... briefs..."
“You can steer your advertising towards those folk tales, because there are storytellers in the restaurants. We're just promoting our content during the short breaks when they're resting.”
Gangzi stroked his chin, his little eyes darting around.
"Grandma, I've thought of one, would you like to hear this one?"
"Shocking! The young woman begging on the roadside is actually a descendant of a noble family who has been separated for many years! Everyone is puzzled and can't figure out how she recognized her. Do you know how she recognized her?"
Yun Ling and Yun Ruoxia shook their heads in unison.
Gangzi clapped his hands suddenly, his tone rising sharply, and he seized upon Yun Ling and Yun Ruoxia's emotions.
"It was quite a coincidence. It was freezing cold, and the young woman's thin clothes had already been soaked by the snow. A woman passing by took pity on her and took her to a clothing shop to buy her a clean set of clothes. Guess what happened?"
"The woman saw the birthmark on the young woman's body and immediately recognized that she was of noble lineage," Yunling replied quickly, based on the novel she had read during the apocalypse.
“No, no,” Gangzi shook his head, feigning nonchalance. “When the woman saw the young lady’s dark blue thong, she burst into tears and cried out, ‘Young lady, this old servant has finally found you!’ Then she took the young lady back to the mansion.”
Yunling was stunned!
Yun Ruoxia's eyes widened. "She's been wearing her briefs the whole time? Putting aside whether she washes them or changes them, people grow taller, can she really wear briefs forever?"
"The elasticity means that a three-year-old can wear it, a nine-year-old can wear it, and a fifteen-year-old can still wear it. Doesn't that just prove how amazing our Zhaoyeqing briefs are?"
Not only Yun Ling, but even Yun Ruoxia couldn't help but clap her hands. This person is truly capable. Even if the sky were to fall, his words could still hold up half the sky. He is indeed the best candidate.
"Grandma, do you think this is a good idea?"
"Okay, okay, okay, just say it like that, that's perfect."
Gangzi was overjoyed at the affirmation, and inspiration struck him. "Grandma, I suddenly thought of another one. Listen to it."
"On the Lantern Festival, the Prime Minister's wife discovered that she was actually a substitute, and she was furious. She immediately wrote a divorce agreement. Do you know how she found out?"
"The prime minister's former lover has returned. The two were embracing each other tenderly when the prime minister's wife discovered them."
Yun Ruoxia answered first, but Gangzi shook his head. Yun Ling quickly chimed in.
"It was the Prime Minister's wife who opened the secret room and found that the room was full of portraits that looked like her, but the names written on the portraits were not hers."
“No, no,” Gangzi shook his head again, his face feigning profundity. “This story goes back five years.”
"Five years ago, the prime minister married his wife. The two were a perfect match, and the world thought they were a match made in heaven. In the past five years, they have treated each other with respect and never quarreled. However, they have not had any children."
"The Prime Minister's wife naturally heard the rumors circulating outside. Not wanting the Prime Minister to be affected by the rumors, she wanted to take the initiative to conceive a child. However, she was not very skilled in sexual matters. So, she listened to the advice of the nanny beside her and put on a pair of briefs. As a result, a big problem arose!"
Gangzi's well-timed pause heightened the tension between Yunling and Yun Ruoxia, who eagerly asked, "What happened?"
"When the prime minister entered the room, he was furious. He pointed at his wife and yelled, 'These are Rou'er's favorite briefs. You can't wear them!' When the prime minister's wife heard the name Rou'er, her heart broke. It turned out that all her affection had been misplaced."
"The prime minister's wife was so angry that she cut off her panties with scissors, then picked up a pen and wrote a divorce agreement, which she threw at the prime minister's face. 'You dog! If I'm going to wear panties, I'll wear the Zhaoyeqing brand. They're trustworthy and reliable.' The prime minister's wife wrote three thousand such agreements, and the prime minister cried like a dog."
Yun Ling was somewhat dazed. She even wondered if she was in a security escort agency or sitting in a teahouse drinking tea and listening to storytelling. But before she could speak, Yun Ruoxia had already asked first:
"Isn't this a bit too outrageous?"
"Hey, that's the effect we want! If you don't do something weird and outrageous, how will people remember you? Wouldn't all our advertising be for nothing? Right, Grandma?"
Yunling nodded. The purpose of promotional materials is to grab people's attention and make them want to know what it is. Once it generates buzz, it's a step towards success. Besides, she's seen all sorts of outrageous and unexpectedly dramatic advertisements, so this is nothing.
"Gangzi, you'd better get ready. Tomorrow we'll go to Shengfu Restaurant. The pay will be one hundred cash a day. Is that acceptable?"
"Naturally, that's how generous my aunt is."
The next day, as soon as Gangzi stepped onto the stage, a few jokes made the whole audience burst into laughter. Some people are just like that, they have a natural sense of humor, and they can make people laugh out loud just by standing there and doing nothing.
The final result was naturally good. Not to mention seven days, in just two days, the story of Gangzi telling jokes at Shengfu Restaurant spread throughout Pingcheng. Many people came to hear his stories and were even willing to order two more dishes just to listen to his jokes.
Manager Zhou was overjoyed. Not only were there more customers, but he also made more money. He grabbed Yunling and said, "Young lady, let's talk some more."
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