Chapter 69: Wouldn't she turn the world upside down?



Jiang Tangtang, who was on the villagers' minds, was also thinking about what she should do to improve her public image.

However, this is not difficult. After all, as a lazy person who only knows how to enjoy life and spend money to live a comfortable life, she would have too many things to be picky about in this harsh environment.

So the villagers turned around and saw Jiang Tangtang holding a willow twig, looking aggrieved, saying, "Husband, this willow twig is all dry, how am I supposed to brush my teeth?"

Lu Shiyan said good-naturedly, "I'll go pick you a new one right now."

However, just as Lu Shiyan stood up, Lin Erzhu rushed over and said loudly, "Big brother, I can handle this little thing. You sit down."

Last night, after Liu Chengfeng burned the body, he brought his men over.

However, he is very good at managing the distance between people.

After arriving yesterday, he did not disturb the Lu family, but simply found a place to rest nearby.

They didn't show up until this morning, when there was a need to use their own people.

The villagers who had been watching the spectacle were all speechless.

Jiang Tangtang used to make such a fuss when Lu Shiyan was the only one serving her. Now that a group of people are serving her, wouldn't she turn the world upside down?

Jiang Tangtang was consulting the system at this moment. After learning that Lu Shiyan himself had a higher character value for this task, she immediately rejected Lin Erzhu, saying, "I don't want the willow branches you broke. I want the ones my husband broke."

Lin Erzhu was dumbfounded.

Lu Shiyan ignored Lin Erzhu and asked Jiang Tangtang, "What else do you want? I'll pick it all back."

"We also need silver elixir. We don't even have water to rinse our mouths, so we'll have to make do with silver elixir for now. Also, cut a few bamboo tubes."

Although there's no water now, it's always good to prepare bamboo tubes first. Once she finds water, she'll eat bamboo tube rice and have her fill.

She hasn't been to the toilet for days.

Thinking about needing to use the restroom, she suddenly felt a bit bloated in her lower abdomen.

If we're talking about transmigrating into this desolate escape story, besides the things she couldn't stand the most—no water to drink, no food to eat, no bathing, and no soft bed—there was also the lack of a flush toilet; she could only relieve herself in any grove of trees.

For her, who is terrified of snakes, insects, and rodents, going to the toilet is like taking half her life.

As the pain in her stomach intensified, Jiang Tangtang's face darkened. She tried her best to endure it, but how could she possibly resist such a thing?

She spoke with difficulty, "My husband, I want you to come with me too."

Jiang Tangtang is used to being mischievous, so when she says she wants Lu Shiyan to carry her to pick stars from the sky, no one will find it strange.

Seeing that Lu Shiyan was still indulging Jiang Tangtang without any principles as usual, the villagers shook their heads in unison and dispersed to go about their own business.

Jiang Tangtang followed Lu Shiyan for a while, and felt her stomach hurting more and more, to the point that she almost wanted to cry.

But as far as the eye can see, there are only trees and withered weeds.

"What's wrong?" Lu Shi stopped and asked when he saw her walking slower and slower and looking pained.

"Husband, my stomach hurts..." Jiang Tangtang struggled to overcome her shame, "I need to use the restroom."

Lu Shiyan probably hadn't expected this question. He coughed lightly and pointed to the bushes beside him, saying, "Go ahead, I'll wait for you here."

"I'm afraid of snakes," Jiang Tangtang said, frowning and enduring the pain in her stomach.

Lu Shiyan rubbed his forehead. "Then, as usual, I'll go check you out first."

Jiang Tangtang managed to say with difficulty, "No! Find me a toilet."

Usually, I can ask him to check the surroundings and then take care of the toilet problem, because urinating is a quick solution.

But today she had a stomachache and clearly felt the urge to defecate.

She felt that this was not a problem she could quickly solve by simply overcoming it.

Lu Shiyan lowered his eyes and met Jiang Tangtang's wet eyes. Her fair cheeks were as pink as if they were dyed with peach blossoms. Her beautiful eyebrows were tightly furrowed, and there were fine beads of sweat on her forehead. She seemed to be enduring great pain.

His heart suddenly softened.

Jiang Tangtang saw him staring at her with his eyes down for a long time without reacting. She thought he was finally fed up with her and was about to leave her, but then she saw him suddenly bend down and pick her up in his arms.

"Be patient."

Lu Shiyan only said two words before carrying Jiang Tangtang and running out.

Jiang Tangtang never dreamed that her first time being carried in a princess carry would be in such an awkward situation.

Whether it was because he often meditated and cultivated, even if he hadn't bathed for many days, he didn't have any strange smell on his body. Instead, he had a clean and refreshing pine scent.

His skin was flawless, his features were deep-set, and his contours were as sharp as if carved by a knife.

Jiang Tangtang felt that if her willpower were even slightly weaker, she might have succumbed to such a handsome man who treated her so well.

Fortunately, she had witnessed the wickedness of men in the world from a young age through her father, and she would not be easily deceived by men in matters of the heart.

"alright."

While Jiang Tangtang was lost in thought, Lu Shiyan placed her in front of a dilapidated farmhouse.

Jiang Tangtang frowned as she glanced at it, cursing inwardly once again for making her transmigrate.

But at this point, she couldn't care less about the environment and could only endure the nausea and go to the outhouse.

After finally managing to suppress her nausea and finish using the restroom, Jiang Tangtang discovered that she had encountered a new problem.

As is well known, there was no soft toilet paper in ancient times. It is said that wealthy people used silk or straw paper, while commoners used toilet sticks.

Jiang Tangtang was desperate; she felt she would have been better off being constipated all along.

She could only helplessly call upon the system, "Can I use my character points to buy a roll of toilet paper?"

[Random rewards can be activated.]

Jiang Tangtang rolled her eyes. [What if the random reward isn't a roll of toilet paper?]

You can use more points, or try opening it again.

Jiang Tangtang was speechless, but forced by circumstances, she had no choice but to spend twenty points of her character value to activate the random reward.

Fortunately, although it cost a full twenty points of character value, the random gift pack rewards were quite substantial, including a pack of bamboo fiber toilet paper, two boxes of sanitary napkins, and a small jar of brown sugar.

Jiang Tangtang only received a portion; the remainder was stored in the system.

After resolving this major life event, Jiang Tangtang felt refreshed and invigorated. She left the farmhouse courtyard, casually surveying her surroundings, and inadvertently mentioned the sanitary napkins to the system in her mind.

Based on the original owner's previous menstrual cycle patterns, the host's period will occur in the next few days. The host's decision to use twenty points to activate the random reward is a very wise one. This time, the random reward includes not only toilet paper but also menstrual products.

Jiang Tangtang's eyes widened instantly.

This is absolutely terrible! I had to get my period while fleeing famine!

Are you kidding me?!

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