Chapter 36 A Deer Starts a War 2
Old Lady Fan's expression visibly fell. Her frog-like eyes rolled around a few times, and then she sat down on the ground, slapping her thighs and bursting into tears.
"Oh my! I'm going to die! I'm so old, and I just want to eat meat, but why is it so difficult? Poor old me, I can't go up the mountain, I can't get meat, I'm almost half dirt, and I just want to eat meat, but I can't! These black-hearted people are reluctant to give me even a piece of meat! Oh, old man, why did you leave so early, leaving us orphans and widows, unwelcome!"
Oh, if hard tactics don’t work, try soft tactics, and start with kidnapping?
Nuan Bao lay on Qin Zheng's back, staring at the old woman Fan who was crying and singing with his bright eyes, and acted very loyally and responsibly as a spectator.
However, her fingers moved when no one else could see.
Everyone else's attention was focused on the crying Old Lady Fan and the nonchalant Father Nuan who was watching the show. No one noticed that a pool of sticky, sweet stuff suddenly appeared on Old Lady Fan's butt.
If someone smells it carefully, they will find that it is honey.
Nuan Bao: My blind little treasure is collecting honey in the apocalypse.
"Oh my god, the sun is so strong! I'm sweating all over after standing here for a while."
Father Nuan seemed not to notice the crying old woman Fan, who looked like there was a funeral at home. He took off the military water bottle from his neck and handed it to his father.
"Dad, drink some water. It's sweet and sour. It can cool you down."
In the summer, most people, craving soda, would make a homemade soda water mix of saccharin and vinegar. Only the very well-off could afford to use sugar.
Sugar mixed with vinegar water, it must taste really delicious!
Old Mrs. Fan had forgotten howling, her saliva dripping from her open mouth, her eyes fixed on Grandpa's kettle.
"Oh, oh my god, what, what is crawling on me, help me!"
While she was still dreaming about grabbing a few sips of sugar water, Old Lady Fan's face changed drastically. She got up from the ground, jumping and dancing, screaming miserably. This sudden change stunned everyone.
At first everyone thought that this was some old lady Fan's trick, but unexpectedly, the more she jumped around, the more abnormal it became. Everyone was bewildered as they watched her pull off her clothes and then her pants. Finally, the old ladies couldn't stand it anymore, and one by one they quickly turned their men's heads to the side.
Hearing that grandpa and the others were stopped on the street, grandma hurried over with a big broom in her hand. She saw old lady Fan stripped down to only a vest and shorts. She was so angry that her eyes turned red, and she smashed the big broom at old lady Fan.
"I'm going to fight you, you shameless old bastard! How dare you take off your clothes in front of my husband and son? If I don't skin you alive today, I'm not Lin Xiuxiang anymore!"
After saying this, grandma waved the big broom in her hand vigorously.
"Oh my god! Lin Xiuxiang, you old roommate, if you dare to hit me, I will fight you!"
Old Lady Fan was so angry after being beaten that she grabbed the broom with one hand and grabbed grandma's face with the other.
Nuan's father and grandfather were watching from the side, looking very worried. They kept staring at grandma, looking like they were ready to rush over at any time.
Grandma glared at the two of them fiercely, and successfully stopped them from rushing forward.
"Ah, TUI, what's wrong with hitting you? I'm hitting you because you're a shameless old bitch! You're trying to blackmail me for my meat, but you don't even know if you have a mouth that can eat meat!"
Grandma tilted her head and successfully avoided the attack from Old Lady Fan. She threw the big broom in her hand with force, and Old Lady Fan was almost knocked to the ground by the broom because she didn't stand firmly.
Grandma saw the right moment, grabbed Old Lady Fan's dry hair with her big hands, and slapped her several times.
"Ah! Lim Soo-hyang, I'm going to scratch you to death!"
Hatred burst out in Mrs. Fan's eyes. She protected her own face with one hand and grabbed grandma's face with the other.
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