84 Chapter 84
◎Controlling you is as easy as drinking water◎
Traveling through a book, being a villain, a paper man, a kiss...
No matter how knowledgeable Lu Yancheng was, he was a little bit at a loss when faced with such a situation. He was kissed several times by Song Qiu before he reacted. He grabbed the back of the collar with one hand and forcibly moved the person away, then looked at the child who seemed mentally unstable and was hesitant to speak.
Someone forcefully kissed him in his car, and claimed that they had traveled through a book to kiss a paper villain?
This outrageous degree caused Lu Yancheng's mental state to suffer an unprecedented shock. He was silent for a long time before he uttered four words, "How to prove it?"
If he can't prove it, the destination today must be a mental hospital, and he can't keep this child around no matter how much he fits his aesthetic standards.
Song Qiu lowered his eyes, turned his lower body around, and smiled mysteriously, "Mr. Lu, you have 18cm, and you usually put it on the left."
Lu Yancheng:? ?!
What is 18cm? What is on the left?
Seeing the shock and confusion in his eyes, Song Qiu winked at him ambiguously, "That's what you understand~"
Lu Yancheng froze while holding his hand.
"Boss Lu, even if someone else sent me here, I wouldn't be able to understand this, right? No one else would know the specific data and habits except you. Does this prove that I am a person who traveled through the book?"
Song Qiu was not panicked at all and continued to tell more private information, "When you are self-sufficient, you like to use the lemon-flavored one. The thing is on the third left side of your bedroom bathroom... Um!"
Caught off guard, her mouth was covered. Song Qiu looked at the man whose face had turned extremely dark and ugly, and laughed even more happily.
Although he didn't say anything, his meaning was very clear.
Mr. Lu, do you believe it now?
Lu Yancheng had no choice but to believe it. No one else would know about this except him. Even Lin Jin didn't know which drawer in the bathroom that thing was placed.
Ten minutes later, the car stopped at the school gate. Before getting out of the car, Song Qiu waved his phone at him, "Mr. Lu, remember to send me a message~ Love you~"
He blew her a few eloquent kisses before leaving. Lin Jin looked at his back and then at Lu Yancheng, who had a strange look on his face in the back seat. This was the first time in her life that she was so curious. She really couldn't figure out what had happened when the two of them were alone that could have caused such a sudden turn of events.
I always feel like someone is being manipulated or even teased by a kid who hasn't even graduated yet.
"Boss Lu, have you been...captured?"
Lu Yancheng glanced at him coldly without saying a word. He lowered his head to look at the WeChat dialog box he had just added. After seeing the emoji of a rabbit blowing a kiss from the other side, he turned off the screen with a gloomy face.
Two seconds later, the screen lit up again, this time with three words: I love you~~~
Looking at the wavy lines, Lu Yancheng could think of a child’s overly bright smile, and even… the two kisses he couldn’t stop before getting off the bus.
There is one on each cheek, and it is not just passionate, it is terrifyingly passionate.
Song Qiu only had two classes in the morning today, and he didn't receive a reply the whole morning. He sent another message to Lu Yancheng when school was about to end.
[The child: Mr. Lu, I am going to finish school. Is there a gentle, kind, perfect and handsome guy to pick me up? Is there any? ]
[That child: Can the handsome guy have the last name Lu? I missed him so much after attending classes all morning~]
She followed it with a selfie with a bright smile. There was no beauty filter or filter, and the picture was so high-definition that you could even see her pores. She was fearless with her outstanding looks, and her energy and beauty were overwhelming.
Lin Jin, who helped keep the phone and accidentally read the pop-up message: …
Who is this person? How can she hook up with a sultry old man? She is so accurate.
"Mr. Lu." Lin Jin knocked on the door and entered the reception room. She smiled apologetically at the guest, then leaned over to Lu Yancheng's ear and whispered, "Your child said he missed you and asked you to pick him up from school."
Lu Yancheng looked at him as if he had seen a ghost, his eyes clearly saying: Are you sick?
Lin Jin smiled without saying anything, put the phone in his hand and motioned for him to look at it himself.
Lu Yancheng had just finished looking at the selfie at the bottom when a new message came from the other side.
[That kid: Is there really no handsome guy named Lu to pick me up? No way, no way, no one would really have the heart to let a patient with a concussion walk home, right?]
[The child: The patient didn’t have the strength to walk back, and she didn’t have money to take a taxi, or even to eat. She used all her money to buy sexy pajamas to wear for the handsome guy. Alas… the poor patient must be starving to death. How pitiful.]
[That child: After traveling through the book, he only knew a handsome guy, the helpless little cabbage, and the little match girl who at least had a few matches, but he had nothing, only someone's endless indifference and no reply after reading it.]
[That kid: Forget it, I'd better go to the rooftop to get some fresh air. The paper man I love so much doesn't care about me, what's the point of living? Damn that handsome guy! I'm going to write a suicide note and call the police to arrest him! If something happens to me, no one named Mr. Lu will be innocent! ]
Lin Jin stood behind and read every word of what was said. Seeing that the expression on someone's face was becoming more and more exciting, he barely held back his laughter by relying on his excellent professional ethics.
This is good. This kid is pretty good. She is scheming, resourceful and funny. She is a good candidate to be a boss lady.
"Mr. Lu, are you going there in person, or should I ask the driver to pick you up?"
How could a mature special assistant ask the boss short-answer questions? He must go directly to multiple-choice questions.
Lu Yancheng didn't choose, but put his phone away.
Lin Jin nodded, "Okay, Mr. Lu, I'll go there myself."
After saying that, he walked out. Lu Yancheng frowned and didn't have a chance to stop him.
But no one knows whether he really wanted to stop it but didn't say it in time, or whether he hadn't decided whether he should stop it or not.
At the gate of A University, just at noon when school was over, a Maybach with an extremely conspicuous license plate number with many 8s was parked there. Most of the students and teachers who walked out of the school gate would take a look at it.
Some people recognized that this was the car of Lu Yang's brother and thought that they were here to pick up Lu Yang. They were all guessing that this young master must have gotten into trouble again and his brother had to catch him personally. But they never expected that the person who got out of the passenger seat waved at the handsome guy in the Finance Department.
"Mr. Song, here."
The idol came in person?
Song Qiu was a little surprised. He thought it was good enough to let the driver come. He quickly ran to Lin Jin and said, "Assistant Lin, you changed your words quickly. You are worthy of being my idol!"
"Idol?"
"Yes." Song Qiu handed over the phone, "Add your contact information, and I will explain it to you in detail. This matter cannot be known to others."
Lin Jin thought he was very interesting, so she happily added him as a friend. She personally opened the door for him and let him get in, then she sat back in the passenger seat.
"Idol, is it convenient for Mr. Lu to answer the phone now?"
In principle, Lin Jin couldn't reveal this kind of information to anyone, but he wanted to see someone's good show so much that he glanced at the time and gave an accurate answer, "The guests have left at this time. Mr. Lu should have lunch, so he will make time for lunch."
"I knew that idols are the most reliable!" Song Qiu gave him a thumbs up and made a voice call to Lu Yancheng directly.
The phone was hung up after just two rings.
Song Qiu didn't care at all and dialed again. This time the call lasted for a long time before the other party answered.
"Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu, it's me. I miss you so much~"
As soon as Lu Yancheng answered the phone, he was kissed several times. He held the phone with a helpless look on his face, "What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to tell Special Assistant Lin about my situation. You'll tell him anyway, and I happen to be free, so I'll tell him myself."
Song Qiu knew Lu Yancheng's introverted personality very well. As long as he didn't refuse something seriously, she would think he was just pretending to be serious. In fact, he didn't hate her chattering all the time, nor did he hate those kisses. He might even enjoy it.
Therefore, there is no need to worry about not getting the scale right. Lu Yancheng's attitude is the best yardstick.
"By the way, Mr. Lu, please wait for me to have lunch together. We can talk about what we didn't finish this morning while we eat. I really miss you. Can you let me kiss you when we meet? I don't want to kiss you on the face, but can I kiss you on the lips? Can I sit in your arms and give you a kiss? I can hug you..."
The person on the other end hung up before he could even finish his sentence.
It happened to be a red light, and when Song Qiu looked up, he saw Lin Jin's eyes full of admiration and the driver's face full of horror.
"Just get used to it, there will be more exciting things in the future~"
Lin Jin: It’s great to watch a play with pay.
Driver: Is this something I can listen to?
On the way, Song Qiu told Lin Jin about his story of traveling through time and space in detail. They chatted on WeChat without letting the driver hear. He also accurately stated many secrets of Lin Jin and Lu Yancheng, which only the two of them knew.
Lin Jin's eyes changed from playfulness to seriousness and then to interest when reading the news. Finally, he turned around and gave him a polite smile, "Mr. Song has a promising future ahead of him."
He believed that traveling through a book was real, and he believed even more that the child who traveled through the book could defeat Lu Yancheng.
Everything was too perfect, as if it was tailor-made for Lu Yancheng, and every aspect fit the bill precisely. Plus, the fact that he was in a book made it imperative for Lu Yancheng to keep him by his side, as he was the first to get the moon because he was close to the water, and his buffs were completely stacked up.
Song Qiu's treatment at Lin Jin's place had risen to a new level. Taking him to use the president's exclusive elevator was the most basic thing, and he was even taken directly into the president's office.
Lu Yancheng, who was about to have lunch, was stunned when he saw Song Qiu come in.
"Boss Lu, I miss you so much!"
As soon as Song Qiu entered the room, he rushed towards Lu Yancheng. Lu Yancheng put one hand on his shoulder and held him at arm's length. He looked at Lin Jin in confusion, "You brought him to the company?"
"Boss Lu, Young Master Song said he was the boss's wife." Lin Jin spread his hands helplessly, "I'm just an employee. You know what it means to offend the boss's wife."
The implication was that it was better to offend the boss than the boss's wife. He left right after he finished speaking, leaving the office to them to enjoy their own world. Lu Yancheng was so angry that he laughed.
It is obvious that he did this just to make fun of himself. That old fox Lin Jin is really too idle.
"My idol is right. I'm here to be the boss's wife." Song Qiu flirted with Lu Yancheng in a pretentious and funny way, "I love you so much mumumu."
Lu Yancheng: “…” Is this how you use such a pretty and well-behaved face?
He was speechless and didn't want to talk, but he couldn't resist Song Qiu's various attempts to pounce on him. In the end, he could only push him to sit on the sofa and asked with a straight face, "You said there is a problem with someone in the company. Can you point it out today?"
"Yes." Song Qiu nodded, ran over to get a pen and paper from his desk, sat back and was about to write but stopped and raised his head, smiling and hooking his finger at the man standing opposite him, "Boss Lu, let me kiss you. I'm still sick, and I don't have the strength to write without a kiss."
"Song Qiu." Lu Yancheng couldn't believe that he didn't scare him even with his stern face, so he said more seriously, "Don't go too far. How can you do such a thing..."
The next few words were interrupted by Song Qiu's bear hug and kiss, which happened to be on the lips and separated immediately.
"Okay, now I have motivation."
Song Qiu sat back happily and started writing. He wrote four names and pointed them out to him. "These two senior executives, one checked his wife's bank statements, and the other checked the various insurance and funds under his son's name. They were all earned by selling business secrets."
"The remaining two directors feel that they can't get any benefits from you, so they want to secretly support your brother and even dream of pulling you down. If you check Lu Yang's friends, you will find their sons and nephews among them. They will try every means to alienate you and Lu Yang in the near future."
Song Qiu put down his pen and handed over the list, emphasizing, "Lu Yang is innocent, you can rest assured, he doesn't know anything yet, there's no need to beat him up."
Lu Yancheng looked at him and then at the list, half believing and half doubting. He called Lin Jin and asked him to check it secretly, which made Lin Jin look at him more seriously.
Song Qiu was not afraid of their investigation at all. He just had to complete the investigation so that his image could be more stable. While the two of them were talking, he opened the lunch that Lu Yancheng had not had time to eat.
When Lu Yancheng finished his business and turned around, he saw him calling him, "Come to lunch, Mr. Lu. Today we have your favorite lamb chops. I like mashed potatoes as a side dish. I'll give you a piece of my lamb chops and give me your mashed potatoes."
Song Qiu divided the food while talking, holding the spoon with a sly smile on his face, looking up with an exaggerated look of confusion on his face, as if he was afraid that people would not know that he was asking knowingly, "Mr. Lu, why do you want to eat two sets of meals by yourself? That's weird, are you waiting for someone? Who are you waiting for?"
After saying that, he covered his mouth in disbelief, his eyes widened, "Could it be a patient who just got out of school? Wow, he is so happy, I envy him so much!"
Lu Yancheng was completely out of temper after being scolded by him. He didn't understand why he was so fond of his eccentric and funny style. He sat down next to him helplessly and amusedly, "Eat."
"Okay, Mr. Lu, thank you, Mr. Lu." Song Qiu continued to perform steadily, boldly and enthusiastically, hugging his neck and giving him another big kiss.
Me! Niuhulu Songqiu! Controlling you is as easy as drinking water!
You, a sultry beast, like it when I am enthusiastic and proactive. It is even more amazing when I am clingy and pester you for kisses!
【Author’s words】
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