When Su Nian went in, he thought he would see Xingchen wearing a thin sexy pajamas and lying on the bed in an alluring posture. After all, the last time he opened the closet, he saw that Xingchen had bought a lot of these cooler pajamas.
But the reality is…
He saw a pink dinosaur lying on the bed.
The dinosaur's head is not a dragon head, which is very funny.
That funny thing is probably a hat...
The moment it sensed Su Nian coming in, the pink dinosaur jumped up from the bed, turned around, opened its arms and roared fiercely: "Awoo——!"
"Die, Masta!"
Xingchen, wearing dinosaur pajamas, raised his head and roared: "I, Godzilla Xingchen, will destroy 눓 star!"
Su Nian: “…”
The hand holding the Indian magic oil trembled slightly.
He felt his body turning gray.
"Master, aren't my new dinosaur pajamas cool?" Xingchen excitedly introduced his pajamas, turned around and showed Su Nian the funny patchwork hood: "Look, as long as you wear the hood, you can become funny at any time!"
Su Nian's mouth twitched.
He thought himself funny.
"Masta, why don't you say anything?"
Xingchen jumped on the bed with her bare feet, her innocent face full of confusion and curiosity. If it were in the past, Su Nian would have rushed over and given her a bear hug. Isn't she cute enough today?
Su Nian lowered his head and hid the Indian magic oil behind him.
His face was filled with shame and he secretly cursed himself.
I don't know why, even though I've prepared myself mentally in advance, thinking about how people are inherently good, the true nature of men, and the rationality between boyfriends and girlfriends... I still feel guilty at this moment.
"Oh, by the way! Masta, I made one for you!" Xingchen didn't know why Su Nian was a little unhappy, but she would find a way to make Su Nian happy, so she bent down, opened the drawer beside the bed, and took out a set of the same blue dinosaur one-piece pajamas.
“Dangdang! Dangdang!”
"It's a blue Godzilla couple's pair!" Xingchen jumped up to Su Nian holding her pajamas and proudly showed off, "But the hood isn't funny, it's a husky dog head."
She pulled the hood out.
The dog's head without a skull to support it looks a little sad.
놌The same expression as Su Nian at this moment.
There is no atmosphere at all.
Su Nian sighed inwardly.
It is said that the justice of a war is very important, and a just army can exert greater combat effectiveness. Therefore, when some wars are launched, even if the purpose is unjust, war dealers will always use the banner of justice.
Just now,
He had no idea how to justify himself and be "just".
Because he looks evil no matter how you look at him with the Indian magic oil in his hand.
"Master, what are you hiding in your hand?" At this time, Xingchen noticed Su Nian's hand hidden behind his back, blinked his eyes curiously, and was about to go around behind Su Nian, and Su Nian quickly turned around.
"Oh, I see!"
Xingchen chuckled: "Is it because you want to celebrate your promotion to an Omnician, so you prepared a little surprise for me? I didn't expect that Masta, who is usually so wooden, would suddenly become smart today?!"
Su Nian became more embarrassed after hearing this, and a sheepish smile appeared on his face.
If Xingchen knew the gift was [Indian Magic Oil],
That will definitely make him look at you with new eyes for the rest of his life...
"Well, my stomach hurts. I'm going to the bathroom first."
Xingchen saw Su Nian's dodging gaze and said sympathetically, "Master, do you think that the gift is not prepared well and I might not like it? Don't worry, as long as it's from you, I'll like it no matter what it is, hehe~"
Su Nian felt more and more ashamed and said he wanted to go to the toilet.
But Xingchen didn't give him any chance at all.
She took advantage of Su Nian's inattention and directly grabbed him and suppressed him.
As he walked behind Su Nian, he saw something hidden in his hand.
"Indulge... God oil?"
Xingchen read out the words one by one.
Su Nian covered his face with his hands, feeling ashamed and angry.
"What is the Indian magic oil used for?" Xingchen was confused. Looking at the revealing packaging of the Indian magic oil, he first ruled out the possibility that this thing was used for cooking.
Su Nian felt a little relieved when he saw that Xingchen didn't know what this thing was. It was good that Xingchen didn't know, so he just wanted to find a way to fool him.
"Xingchen, I actually want to cook a dish for you..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw Xingchen take out his cell phone and open Baidu.
"Stars!?" Su Nian cried out in despair.
"When in doubt, ask Baidu." Xingchen giggled. As Su Nian's core contracted robot girl and girlfriend, how could she not understand what gift Su Nian gave her? This will make Su Nian sad.
What is Indian magic oil? 】
Xingchen clicks on Search.
Baidu has very faithfully fed back a lot of popular science information, including the purpose of this thing, how to use it, and its requirements, all of which are clearly written.
The stars are silent.
The room is muted.
You can hear a pin drop.
Su Nian saw that Xingchen's eyes, illuminated by the light of the mobile phone, suddenly shrank, and her fair face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and soon occupied her neck and ears, and a faint white steam came out from the top of her head.
Finished...
The robot girl has become a steam girl...
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