[Little melon, give me some melon to eat. ]
Xiang Hua was talking to her system while eating melon seeds out of boredom.
[Okay, host, today I will tell you a story about lantern damage assessment. Lao Huatou from East Street rented a house to a scholar who was taking an exam. After the lease expired, he would check everywhere with a lantern to find faults. Even if there was a fine line on the wood, he would deduct money from the person. This way he made several hundred taels of silver.]
Xiang Hua cursed in his heart, "What a piece of shit, bullying a scholar because he has no money and power. Doing this kind of business will only make you rotten. 】
[There is also the fact that the three sons of Wu Laoshi from West Street are not his own. The three sons he raised with great effort for 16 years are not his own, and his wife cheated on him, three times at once! ]
Xiang Hua was so scared that she dropped the melon seeds in her hand. [Huh?! That Wu Laoshi is so pitiful. Why is the whole world bullying honest people? ]
[Host, look! The man walking towards you is also cuckolded. His wife ran away with someone else! ]
[Which man? Which man are you talking about? ]
Xiang Hua asked with shining eyes.
She grabbed a handful of melon seeds from the basket, lay down in the rocking chair, squinted her eyes and looked forward.
She was originally a maiden who worked overtime to refine pills beside Taishang Laojun. One time, she refined a pill that was not heated enough, and the Jade Emperor had diarrhea after eating it. Later, Taishang Laojun kicked her into the mortal world and she was reincarnated with her memories.
She worked diligently in her previous life but did not end up well, so in this life she chose to just lie down and do nothing.
Xiang Hua's goal in life is to eat melons and crack melon seeds, just for the big, juicy melons, delicious melon seeds and tasty food.
Of course, it would be great if you could have a lot of money and eat and drink all your life without having to do anything.
Her system is called Xiaogua, and it draws energy from the sound of other people cracking melon seeds.
Xiang Hua didn't know that others could hear her thoughts, and neither did the system.
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At this time, not far away, several men were taking a leisurely walk, all of them dressed in gorgeous clothes.
Especially the person in the middle, his bright yellow clothes are so dazzling that those who don’t know him would think he is the Great Gua Emperor of the Zheli Guaduo Dynasty.
Xiang Hua didn't know that this person was really the Big Melon Emperor.
"Whose wife just ran off with someone else?"
The Big Melon Emperor couldn't walk when he heard there was a melon. Although he was an emperor, he loved eating melons. At this moment, he really wanted to know who the big villain was.
Who is so useless that he can't even control his own wife? It's really a shame for men.
"Yes, Your Majesty, it seems that's what the little girl in front said." Eunuch Liu pointed to a snack shop in front.
The signboard of Xiangjia Fried Nuts is large and eye-catching.
By the door, a woman with willow-shaped eyebrows, cherry lips, a slim waist, and cascading black hair was lying on a chair eating melon seeds.
"What a beautiful woman with delicate features. Let's go ask her." The Big Melon Emperor's eyes lit up. He was determined to eat this melon today.
"Little girl, what's your name?" Eunuch Liu ran forward and asked.
Xiang Hua glanced at him and asked, "What are you buying? Melon seeds, peanuts, and roasted nuts?"
Eunuch Liu shook his head. He didn't like eating that stuff because it was too dry.
"Then why should I tell you my name?" Xiang Hua rolled her eyes and continued to eat melon seeds.
[Xiaogua, tell me quickly, which man is so useless that he actually let his wife run away with someone else? Is he another honest man? ]
The big melon emperor followed unconsciously.
Who is who? Who is it? Ahhhh, don't let me eat half of the melon, I beg you, tell me quickly!
[Yes, it is the man in yellow clothes in front of you. ]
[Ah, it's him! He doesn't look honest at all. Judging from his clothes, he seems to be quite rich. Can rich people also not keep their wives? ]
[It doesn't matter if you are rich, you still have to wear the green hat. 】
【Ha ha ha ha……】
Xiang Hua glanced at the Big Melon Emperor. She appeared calm on the surface, but the mocking voice in her heart was too harsh.
The Emperor Dagua had long heard from Eunuch Liu that there was a woman in Dagua Street who often broke big melons. He didn't expect that he would actually meet her today.
But the first bite of melon he took was actually his own!
It's outrageous. He ate the melon on his head, and it was a green melon. Who can tolerate this!
The emperor's face immediately turned cold, and he kept searching in his mind.
Who is it? Which concubine cheated on him?
Eunuch Liu touched the sword at his waist and immediately wanted to step forward and draw his sword.
He gave the emperor a firm look and said, "Your Majesty, don't be angry. I will cut off her tongue right now."
"Wait, listen again." The Big Melon Emperor signaled him not to be impulsive.
He wanted to hear which bitch dared to betray him.
Eunuch Liu reluctantly withdrew his hand that was touching the sword. As smart as he was, he quickly understood what the emperor meant.
"Your Majesty, why don't we buy some snacks to take back?" Maybe he can finish listening to this melon while buying melon seeds.
"How many kilograms do you want?" When Xiang Hua heard that they wanted to buy roasted nuts, she finally raised her eyelids and asked lazily.
"3 jin." The Big Melon Emperor stretched out three fingers.
Xiang Hua shook the bell in her hand, and a tall man came out.
"Dad, they want to buy 3 kilograms of melon seeds. Just pack them and give them to the emperor's son." Xiang Hua put down the bell, squinted his eyes, and began to rest again.
"Here you go. It's packed, Your Majesty." Xiang, the official, presented the packed melon seeds to the emperor.
"What did you call me?" The emperor looked incredulous. He was traveling incognito this time, so how could his identity be exposed as soon as he came out? What was the point of traveling incognito then?
Eunuch Liu on the side quickly lowered his head. What a sin! It was all his fault because of his mouth.
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