The atmosphere was a little tense, but Xianghua didn't notice it at all.
She continued to read memorials, one after another.
Eunuch Liu was almost going crazy, and the Emperor watched her quietly as she frantically tested the brink of death.
After a long time, Emperor Xiang Hua sighed, "Your Majesty, it's not easy for you to read so many bullshit memorials every day."
The emperor was stunned for a moment and said nothing.
Xiang Hua put one hand on the emperor's shoulder and patted his shoulder with the other.
"Your Majesty, to be honest, I sympathize with you. You said that you read these long and incomprehensible memorials every day, wouldn't you be angry to death? Wouldn't you have breast hyperplasia? Oh, sorry, you don't have breast glands."
Eunuch Liu covered his head and shook it from side to side. What did she say? Did she say she sympathized with the emperor?
The Emperor is the supreme ruler, above everyone else. Does he need her sympathy?
If she has the time to spare, she should just sympathize with herself first. Her life is in danger yet she is still showing off here.
After a long while, the emperor sighed deeply.
"My dear Xiang, you are right. I am really fed up with it."
The emperor suddenly opened up and complained to Xiang Hua, "These civil and military officials are so talkative. They ask me whether I am here or not, whether I have eaten or not, whether I have slept, what I ate, what time I went to bed, and who I slept with?"
"You don't know, every time I read these memorials, I feel like dying! Sometimes I really want to drag them all out and execute them, and kill all nine generations of their clan!
If I don’t approve those memorials, it would seem that I am not a good emperor. If I approve them, I will review them until the middle of the night. I have grown a few gray hairs recently!"
The emperor seemed to have finally found his long-lost confidant, and he held Xiang Hua's hand and cried endlessly.
Eunuch Liu had already planned to kill all nine clans of Xiang Hua's family tomorrow, but the Emperor not only did not blame Xiang Hua, he even treated her as a confidant.
Eunuch Liu rubbed his eyes. The two of them were holding hands and talking endlessly like good friends.
He patted his ears. The emperor really didn't say a word of blame.
He shook his head again and slapped himself. It hurt so much. He must be not dreaming.
While Eunuch Liu was torturing himself, the Emperor was still pouring out his inner grievances.
Xiang Hua was getting annoyed by what she heard, so she could only comfort him, "Your Majesty, you have to think of a solution."
"Do you have any solution, my dear?" The emperor looked at her eagerly.
Xiang Hua thought for a moment and said, "First of all, there is a word limit for memorials. 50-100 words are enough. If it exceeds that, you will not read it.
Secondly, the civil and military officials have the leisure to write so many useless things. It seems that they have too little time in the day. Your Majesty should arrange more things for them to do. "
After thinking for a while, she added, "I'm very busy. You see, I won't write something that wastes my time."
Xiang Hua didn't want to make a suggestion and get herself into trouble. After all, she didn't want to do any work at all, and no one wanted to disturb her shitty life.
She had already thought about how she would live her life. Her father would raise her for the first 18 years, her husband would raise her for the middle 18 years, and her son would raise her for the last 18 years.
People in this dynasty had a short life span. When they were about fifty years old, they would end their miserable life.
But the Great Melon Dynasty might be destroyed before she even gets there.
So no one knows which will come first, tomorrow or an accident, so just keep on doing it for a while longer!
"My dear Minister Xiang, what you said is absolutely right." The emperor clapped the table excitedly. Xiang Hua was indeed a rare talent.
She was able to raise 200,000 taels of silver by herself, and also cured the prince's bed-wetting problem that had lasted for many years.
Now that such constructive suggestions have been put forward, the emperor feels that he has to say something.
"My dear Xiang, I want to confer you the title of..."
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, stop it, stop it. No, you don't want to be conferred a title! Don't confer a title, I don't want it!"
Before the emperor could finish his words, Xiang Hua hurriedly covered his mouth.
[You said you had nothing to do, why did you ban me? I could have been a jerk forever, but you insisted on making me an official.
I'm already very sad, and now you want to give me a promotion and a raise, but I won't do it! 】
Xiang Hua shouted anxiously in her heart, and after hearing her voice, the emperor finally calmed down.
We can't be impatient about this matter, take it slow, gold will always shine, and talented people will be promoted.
Eunuch Liu was so frightened again that he showed an expression of fear, gritting his teeth, stamping his feet, and clasping his hands.
This Lady Xiang actually dared to cover the emperor's mouth, rejected the emperor's kindness, and said that she would continue to be a bad person.
No, no, how dare she do that! I'm really worried about her people!
"My dear Xiang, please arrange some tasks for the civil and military officials. As long as they are healthy and positive, I will not stop them."
"Okay, then Your Majesty, please write an imperial edict for me. I'm afraid some people will not obey." After Xiang Hua said this, she glanced at Eunuch Liu.
Eunuch Liu: “…” Daddy, I’m not talking to you!
The emperor wrote the imperial edict with just a few strokes of his pen.
Xiang Hua held the imperial edict and said seriously: "Listen to me, thank you. Because of you, the four seasons are warm."
She screamed in her heart, "I mean, the emperor's handwriting is so beautiful, it's really YYDS, Thai pants are hot. Dragons flying and phoenixes dancing, he is indeed a dragon among men, otherwise he would be the emperor. Unlike my handwriting, which is like dog crawling. 】
When the system heard her belittling herself like this, it hurriedly comforted her, "Comparing yourself to others will only make you angry. Don't put so much pressure on yourself. As long as others can recognize the stupid words, it's fine. If others can't recognize them, it must be because they are short-sighted."
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