With just one word from her, everyone in the audience was at a loss.
The emperor was confused. This was the first time he heard his mother swear.
Everyone said that the Empress Dowager was gentle, kind, virtuous and had never had a quarrel with anyone.
She hadn't even scolded her servants for decades, but today her words opened everyone's eyes.
This little old lady is quite good at scolding people!
The civil and military officials lowered their heads and said nothing. They wanted to laugh but did not dare to.
Firstly, I was afraid of being blamed by the Empress Dowager, and secondly, this was a matter of life and death, so I really shouldn't laugh.
Everyone present restrained themselves, except Xiang Hua.
Hahahaha.
She held her stomach and laughed so hard that she fell backwards. The emperor had to hold her back to prevent her from falling.
"Hahahaha, Grand Empress Dowager, you are so awesome!"
The Empress Dowager narrowed her eyes and looked at her. She knew Xiang Hua and had heard a lot about her.
It was their first meeting today and she had a good impression of this little girl.
She didn't know what "awesome" meant, but when she saw Xiang Hua giving her a thumbs up, she thought he was praising her.
"Master Xiaoxiang, thank you for your compliment!"
The Empress Dowager blushed for a rare moment, because being praised for being able to scold people was really not something to brag about.
"Stop talking nonsense and start the game." General Pineapple couldn't stand these people acting so presumptuous in front of him.
Especially these people, many of them are now secretly holding back their laughter, and have no fear or terror of dying at all.
Their laughter hurt General Pineapple deeply. He couldn't wait to see how these people would cry and beg him for mercy.
He has great confidence in his country's singers. It would be strange if the 50-year-old lady on the opposite side could guard the country's goal!
She's just a arrogant little old lady!
The Big Pineapple Country sent out a fat pineapple.
He was fat and strong, with the fat on his belly bouncing when he walked, and he was as wide as four people.
The real name of Fat Pineapple is Fat Pineapple.
"Hello everyone, my name is Fat Pineapple, today I will bring you a song called "Pineapple Curse"
He cleared his throat and prepared to sing.
Xiang Hua rolled his eyes. What was he going to sing? Pineapple Curse?! This isn't their national anthem?!
Wow, singing the national anthem in a singing competition is really unprecedented!
The other people in Dagua Country also imitated Xianghua and couldn't stop rolling their eyes.
The people of the Big Pineapple Country excitedly took out the pineapples in their arms and waved them in their hands.
It was amidst such cheers and contempt that Fat Pineapple began to sing.
"The winner is the king, the loser is the bandit. I have enough pineapples under my command. The big pineapple is too good. I will cast a pineapple spell on you."
The advantage of the national anthem is that everyone in the Big Pineapple Country can sing it, and they are all excited and sing along.
Fat Pineapple: "Human, Ghost, Demon~Fighting Buddha, I have a big pineapple."
Everyone at Big Pineapple: "Big Pineapple!"
Fat Pineapple: "I become a Buddha and turn into a pineapple. Why are there three pineapples? If I leave, I will leave my soul behind and lead the pineapples to fight the God of War."
Everyone in Da Pineapple: "Fight the God of War!"
Fat Pineapple: "Standing on the top and leaving scars, I roar with a pineapple ~ Nantianmen."
Everyone in Big Pineapple: "Nantianmen!"
Fat Pineapple: "Cut the pineapple to kill the devil, cut the pineapple to get the phoenix's tail. Who will give this pineapple? The pineapple rushes to the northwest..."
Everyone in Big Pineapple: "Great Northwest!"
After the song was sung, many people in the Big Pineapple Country couldn't stop crying. No matter where they were, as long as they sang the national anthem, they felt like they were back in the warm embrace of their mother.
Especially Fat Pineapple, his voice was filled with tears the whole time.
Those who know him know that he is singing, while those who don’t think he is crying at the grave.
There were a few tremolos in the middle, and the tremolos were going fine, but he started crying while trembling.
The trembling sound turned into a crying tone, and he shook his head towards Hua. What a pity, what a pity!
If he could keep up the vibrato and vibrate a few more times, she might applaud him.
After Fat Pineapple finished singing, he was still very excited. He held a microphone made of a big pineapple in his hand and began his pitiful performance.
"I participated in this singer competition to let more people hear my music."
Xiang Hua: [Humph, if you want to be in the limelight, then show your military merits! If you want to sing for more people, then why don’t you sing on the street? ]
Fat Pineapple couldn't hear her and continued to play the victim.
"My parents died before I was born, and I depended on my grandmother for everything..."
Xiang Hua: [Wow, you are amazing! Your parents died before you were born, you must have popped out of a stone! You don't even draft your pity scenes properly, it's an insult to my intelligence.]
When the people of Dagua Kingdom heard Xiang Hua's complaints, they suddenly realized what was going on.
They just felt something was strange when they heard it, and only after Xiang Hua said this did they understand.
The emperor pinched himself silently. Damn it, that fat pineapple almost tricked me into having a bit of sympathy.
Everyone in the Big Pineapple Kingdom had tears in their eyes and were completely moved by the story of the Fat Pineapple.
General Pineapple's IQ is completely off the charts, and he didn't find any flaws in the Fat Pineapple's story at all.
"Fat Pineapple, you sang well, 10 points!"
General Pineapple gave 10 points right away, and the Pineapple Elite Soldiers cheered excitedly, as if they had already won.
The reaction from the Big Gua Country was lukewarm. Wow, they gave their own people a score of 10. How shameless!
At this time, the Empress Dowager, who had been silent, suddenly stood up.
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