Chapter 108 Simon Cucumber



Ximen Huanggua’s eyes lit up. Oh, he knows the answer to this question!

As the saying goes, every teacher has his specialization, and he is a professional when it comes to giving birth to babies!

"Ahem, this does require some skills."

Ximen Huanggua touched his bald head and spoke in a profound manner.

All the civil and military officials were confused after hearing this. Isn't it the woman who decides whether to have a son or a daughter?

The reason why Ximen Huanggua was able to give birth to so many sons was because he married a wife who could give birth to sons.

Ximen Huanggua had one wife and dozens of concubines in his life.

This big family is either giving birth or on the way to having a baby.

When he was young, he sometimes had three sons in a month.

It is only now that I am old that I have three babies a year.

Gongsun Tudou's eyes almost rolled up to the sky, but he still asked patiently.

"Master Ximen, you should tell everyone how to marry a wife who can give birth to a son?"

As an old prime minister who has to meet three KPIs for having children, Gongsun Tudou cannot help but be anxious, as his time is running out.

If he fails to achieve this KPI this year, he cannot guarantee that he will be able to keep his position as prime minister next year.

All the civil and military officials in the court also echoed, "Yes, Lord Ximen, please tell me how you choose a wife."

People don’t think having a baby is a difficult thing, but it’s really difficult to decide whether to have a boy or a girl.

They don't think it's a probability problem, but a women's problem.

Look at Lord Ximen’s wife, she gave birth to 8 sons and 3 daughters.

The concubines who came later also started with one son per person, and many of them only gave birth to sons and no daughters.

Ximen Huanggua touched his gray beard, his eyes full of disdain.

"What does this have to do with my wife? I was able to give birth to a son because of me!"

He shouted so loudly that even the emperor was frightened.

The emperor cursed in his heart, "Damn Old Deng, you scared me to death!"

"Ahem, Mr. Ximen, what do you mean?"

"Your Majesty, whether you have a son or a daughter actually depends on the man, and has nothing to do with the woman!"

When these words were spoken, all the civil and military officials in the court were in an uproar.

Hahahaha, this is really an eternal anecdote. When to have a son or a daughter depends on the man.

Then why are there so many women who can’t give birth to sons?

It was also the first time they heard that men should be blamed for not being able to give birth to a son.

Just then, a clear female voice sounded.

Xiang Hua looked at Ximen Huanggua with approval, "Master Ximen is right, whether you have a son or a daughter really depends on the man. Behind every woman who can't give birth to a son, there is a man who can't give birth to a son."

Everyone had prepared a lot of lines to refute Ximen Huanggua.

But when they heard Xiang Hua's words, they hesitated.

Xianghua’s words are always right, after all, she has that powerful system.

There must be a reason for what she said, but they didn't know what it was.

Everyone blinked and stared at Xiang Hua, eager to know more.

Xiang Hua scratched the back of his head. What should I say? This content seems a bit inappropriate for children.

Although all the civil and military officials in the court were older than her, she still wanted to maintain her good image.

A beautiful and well-behaved woman.

Although this is not the impression she has in everyone's mind.

"Let me put it this way." Xiang Hua pinched her handkerchief and spoke with an embarrassed look.

"Men carry genes for both boys and girls, while women only carry genes for girls. When a man and a woman combine, the man's genes determine whether the baby is a boy or a girl. Do you understand?"

The people around me seemed to understand but were too embarrassed to ask. If they asked too many questions, it would seem like they knew nothing.

Only the emperor was not ashamed to ask, and he was also humble, "My dear Xiang, what is this gene?"

"What are genes?" This question really stumped Xiang Hua, and she rolled her eyes quickly.

"Genes are determined by God!"

If science can't explain it, she will talk about metaphysics.

"Ohhhh, so that's how it is."

"That is to say, some things are decided by God long ago."

"It really is 70% destiny and 30% hard work."

"That makes sense. It makes a lot of sense!"

Everyone nodded and suddenly realized that this was the case.

Ximen Huanggua was also very satisfied. "I told you, whether you have a son or a daughter depends entirely on the man. So you should learn more from me about how to have a son."

The emperor looked at him with dissatisfaction, "Old Deng, what do you mean? Do you mean I still have to learn from you?"

Although Ximen Huanggua was invited by the emperor, the emperor could not stand others acting as a teacher in front of him.

He silently drew a circle in his heart and cursed Simon Huanggua, wishing him to give birth to a child without an anus.

"Then may I ask, Sir Ximen, what is the secret to having a son?"

Gongsun Tudou did not hesitate to ask questions because he really wanted to complete his KPI as soon as possible.

Ximen Huanggua looked at everyone and then at the emperor.

"Your Majesty, this is the secret of our Ximen family, which has never been passed on to outsiders. Your Majesty asked me to share it with everyone for free, but I'm sorry that I can't do it."

Civil and military officials: "..."

No, what does he mean? What does it mean to share for free? What is this thing called a family secret?

emperor:"……"

Damn it, Lao Deng, you dare to play dirty tricks on me, I think you want to move your head off!

Xiang Hua yawned, "Master Ximen, this is blackmail, naked blackmail. And the object of your blackmail is the emperor and all the civil and military officials."

It would be bad enough if he blackmailed the civil and military officials, but he even dared to blackmail the emperor. Do you want to die?

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