Chapter 119: Duang Duang Duang



When Xiangxiang Country is mentioned, everyone tries to avoid it as much as possible, as if they are scared to death just by hearing the name.

Everyone already knows about the last time that Butterfly almost paralyzed the emperor.

Among all the civil and military officials, Sima Ruhua had the deepest understanding.

The emperor was only almost paralyzed, but Sima Ruhua was actually kissed and was paralyzed for half an hour, unable to even speak.

He never wanted to experience again that half an hour in which his mind was clear but his limbs were weak, he could do nothing and could not say anything.

From then on, people in Dagua Kingdom seldom mentioned Xiangxiang Kingdom, especially Hua Hudie. They were not even allowed to mention her name, for fear of upsetting the emperor.

Now that Qin Yulang, this brainless guy, brought up old matters again, the first ones to lose their defense were the Emperor and Sima Ruhua.

The emperor's face turned pale. This reckless man was talking about things that were not relevant.

Sima Ruhua felt his throat becoming uncomfortable and he coughed twice with great effort.

"General Qin, how could Lord Murong have any relationship with Xiangxiang Country? He is from our Dagua."

What he meant was that all the civil and military officials in Dagua hated Xiangxiang Kingdom and would never do anything to sell out their country for personal gain.

The main reason why civil and military officials hate Xiangxiang Kingdom is that the emperor hates Xiangxiang Kingdom, and he hates both new and old hatreds.

They love the people of Xiangxiang Country and naturally they will not be kind to them, let alone collude with Xiangxiang Country for no reason.

Murong Xiangcai has been in the officialdom for many years and is naturally a very conscious official. No smart person would do such a thing as selling out the country for personal gain.

Murong Xiangcai was almost pierced by thousands of arrows, hacked to death by swords, and beaten by Xiang Hua. Now she is interrogated by Qin Yulang, who says that he is colluding with Xiangxiang Kingdom.

He sighed and said, "General Qin, why don't you just kill me? I answered so many questions, but you still don't believe me and slander me. What's the point of me living?"

As Murong Xiangcai spoke, she looked around for a pillar, wanting to bang her head against it and die.

But this is not the Golden Palace, there are no pillars, only wasteland and a small patch of coriander.

Under everyone's surprised gaze, Murong Xiangcai dived into the coriander field.

Head down, feet up!

Everyone was stunned. What kind of operation was this? There is such an operation!

Qin Yulang reached out to pull Murong Xiangcai's leg. Oh my god, you are blackmailing me. No way. You can't die under my eyes!

The emperor was also shocked. He had known Murong Xiangcai for many years and had never seen him ruin his own life like this.

Xiang Hua didn't care about that. She took out the melon seeds as usual. Okay, okay, we can't finish this melon today. One melon after another, endless melons!

Murong Xiangcai had a mouthful of dirt in his mouth, but he still stayed in the coriander field and refused to get up. Anyway, this man had been sent to his grandmother's house today, so what did he have to be afraid of? Even if he died, he would rather die than be charged with being a spy.

Qin Yulang is a Jianjun. Although he is hard of hearing and has poor eyesight, he is very strong.

He stretched out his strong arms and pulled Murong Xiangcai up by the roots like pulling a carrot, then pressed his legs and pinned him to the ground.

Murong Xiangcai staggered to a stop, he swayed from side to side and was about to fall down, Qin Yulang moved left and right, blocking and supporting him, just to prevent him from falling.

From behind, Xiang Hua thought the two people were playing with a tumbler. While eating melon seeds, she felt itchy and wanted to go up and play too.

At this moment, Murong Xiangcai, who failed to fall down as she wished, suddenly aimed at the middle, which was Qin Yulang's stomach.

Qin Yulang was still trying to block Murong Xiangcai's attack from both sides when he suddenly felt a hard hit on his stomach.

When I lowered my head, I saw a furry head resting on my stomach.

Murong Xiangcai raised her head and bumped into people, causing Qin Yulang's stomach to make loud noises.

It's like an old monk ringing a bell and he can't stop!

All the civil and military officials were stunned. The emperor only regretted that he had no melon seeds to eat, and Xiang Hua didn't seem to have any intention of giving him any.

Qin Yulang doesn't have any abdominal muscles, just some fleshy fat, which doesn't hurt at all when bumped.

Murong Xiangcai exerted a lot of strength, but his head didn't feel anything, it just felt like he was hitting soft cotton.

Qin Yulang, who was hit, had not yet reacted and his head was full of question marks.

No, brother, do you really want to die? Just now you stuck your head into the ground, and now you hit me with your head. Am I a cheap person?

My belly is very delicate. If you hit it again, I will get abdominal muscles.

Qin Yulang pulled his hands apart, grabbed his head, and threw Murong Xiangcai over his shoulder into the coriander field.

Murong Xiangcai in the coriander field simply lay on the ground and began to waile.

"Oh my god, oh my god, Qin Yulang hit someone, General Qin hit someone, I won't live any longer!"

Although he was lying flat on the ground, his limbs were exerting force and his hands and feet were twisting wildly.

Qin Yulang was looking at the person twisting and turning in the dark in the coriander field, and he was overwhelmed!

The emperor had had enough of the melon and the show, and was finally ready to start dealing with the matter.

"Lord Murong, please get up and stop throwing tantrums. I believe in you!"

Murong Xiangcai, who had just been screaming, stood up immediately when he heard that the emperor believed him.

"Your Majesty is wise and powerful, and your Majesty has a sharp eye!"

He wanted to say a few more words to flatter her, but he had used up too much energy in rolling around like that, and he was too tired to say any more.

The emperor didn't want to listen either. He wanted to go back to sleep with the concubines in the harem and complete his KPI of having a baby first.

Thus, Murong Xiangcai became the first minister of the Dagua Kingdom to prove his innocence by throwing a tantrum.

All the civil and military officials silently memorized this strategy, and if they were wronged in the future, they would try this method.

Recently, the court has been discussing how to organize the emperor's birthday.

Some people advocate a grand and special treatment, saying that as the king of a country, the treatment should be as high as possible.

Some people also advocate diligence and thrift, and promote the traditional virtues of big melons.

The emperor neither agreed nor rejected the opinions of the two factions. He just kept doing nothing and let you guess.

At the critical moment, everyone recommended Xiang Hua and let her do it. After all, she was a popular person, and the emperor would not do anything to her.

The emperor finally nodded at this moment. He agreed with the opinions of civil and military officials and let Xiang Hua do it. After all, she had a quick mind and many ideas.

He was quite satisfied with the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet and talent show that had been held previously.

Xiang Hua looked annoyed. Damn, you guys are so happy with your decision? Didn't anyone ask for my opinion?

She was about to refuse, but the emperor couldn't wait to ask, "My dear Xiao Xiang, have you decided how to celebrate my birthday?"

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