[Host, do you want to eat mushrooms? I heard there is a mountain in the west of the city with a lot of mushrooms. ]
[Mushrooms, eat, eat, eat!] Xiang Hua instantly perked up when she heard there was something to eat.
"My fellow officers, follow me and head west."
Everyone was in no mood to move. They had lost their good Saturday rest time and had to accompany Xiang Hua to pick mushrooms, which was really tiring.
Several people stood up and asked tentatively.
"Master Xiang, why don't you let those who like to eat mushrooms go pick mushrooms."
"Yeah, those of us who don't like mushrooms should just go home."
Xiang Hua smiled and said, "Okay, you guys can do whatever you want."
The group of people were about to run away happily when they were stopped by Eunuch Liu.
Xiang Hua took out the imperial edict from her bosom and smiled cunningly, "It's a voluntary principle. I won't force you."
Everyone looked at the imperial edict, at Xiang Hua, at Eunuch Liu, at the sky and the earth, and after looking around, they could only helplessly follow the team.
What kind of voluntary principle is this? This is clearly coercion. Using imperial edicts to pressure people, they would not dare to resist even if they had a hundred courage.
Xiang Hua felt very proud when she saw that they hated her but couldn't get rid of her.
The huge team headed westward. Those who knew about it thought they were going to pick mushrooms, while those who didn't thought they were going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.
Soon they arrived at the West Mountain, which was lush and green. It had rained two days ago, and many small mushrooms had already popped up.
Xiang Hua looked at everyone and said excitedly, "Let's get started."
She let others start while she lay down comfortably in the recliner.
Chi Gua took out a big cloth bag filled with a lot of melon seeds.
Xiang Hua was very satisfied and started to eat melon seeds leisurely. Chi Gua also gave a lot of melon seeds to the three brothers of the Xiang family.
The eldest brother Xiang Wen stood upright with a straight posture, a book between his arms, and peeling melon seeds with his slender fingers.
Well, classy and reasonable.
The second brother, Xiang Wu, threw the melon seeds high up, raised his head and caught them with his mouth.
Well, inelegant and reasonable.
The third brother Xiang Bin grabbed a handful of melon seeds, crushed them and swallowed them.
Well, indecent and rude.
Eunuch Liu looked around but couldn't find any mushrooms. He saw Xiang Hua leisurely and asked:
"Master Xiang, why don't you ask the emperor to send a few servants to serve you?"
Xiang Hua rolled her eyes silently, "If the emperor had given me people and money, would I have called my brothers over? It's because the emperor is stingy."
The system also complained: [That’s right, we asked people to do team building but didn’t pay them. ]
Eunuch Liu coughed lightly and said, "Lord Xiang, please speak nicely." Although the emperor is not here, disobeying him is a capital crime.
Xiang Hua threw a melon seed into her mouth and said with a fake smile: "Your Majesty is diligent and frugal, and is a wise ruler."
Eunuch Liu nodded and said that this was pretty good.
…
After a long time, all the civil and military officials who had picked mushrooms came back, but they all had nothing in their hands.
"Master Xiang, these mushrooms are really hard to pick. We couldn't find any."
Xiang Hua: "Ah? Are these mushrooms so hard to pick? What should I do?"
[Ding ding ding, host, look at me, I know a melon that can solve your problem. ]
Xiang Hua then remembered that she had actually forgotten that she had a powerful melon-eating system.
[Little melon, what melon? Tell me now! ]
System: [There is a minister named Wang Ergou. His nose is like a dog's and he can smell mushrooms. With him, all you have to do is follow him and pick mushrooms.]
Xiang Hua's eyes lit up, "Eunuch Liu, just tell everyone to follow Wang Ergou."
Everyone followed Wang Ergou like a swarm of bees, and Xiang Hua also followed.
But she didn't go there to pick mushrooms, she went there to create the atmosphere.
“Everybody, come together and sing with me. The little girl picking mushrooms, carrying a big bamboo basket on her back, walks barefoot through the woods and hills early in the morning ~ shalo ...
A group of men didn't want to sing, and someone retorted: "We are not little girls."
Xiang Hua: "Then let's sing the song 'The Big Man Picking Mushrooms'~Get Ready~"
Many people did not want to sing, and many people sang in a half-hearted manner. As they sang, the voices of the crowd became louder and louder.
You know what, this tune is quite addictive.
…
In this way, a group of civil and military officials sang the song "Picking Mushrooms" and picked a lot of mushrooms with the help of Wang Ergou.
But this Wang Ergou, his nose is really like a dog's. He can not only smell the direction of mushrooms, but of course he can also smell the smell of various human and animal feces.
Moreover, he seemed to like the smell very much and was smiling the whole time.
The civil and military officials following behind him were in a miserable situation. Many of them stepped on various feces, some fresh and some dry. Some even fell down in the "world" of feces with screams.
After working for a whole morning, Xiang Hua fell into deep thought as he looked at the mushrooms brought back by the civil and military officials.
[Little melon, can these red mushrooms be eaten? ...What's the name of the lyrics?]
System: [Red umbrella, white pole, let's lie down together after eating~]
[Yes, yes, that’s it.]
Xiang Hua was about to say something, but the system just continued singing without paying any attention.
[Maishanshan cried and shouted, the whole village came to eat~ There are umbrellas for dinner, the whole village lies on the board together~
Lie on the board, bury yourself in the mountains, let's dry together~ Dry together, white poles, and umbrellas grow on our bodies~】
Xiang Hua twitched her lips, "Xiaogua, do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder? Do you have to finish singing?"
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