These little people surrounded her, twisting and jumping. One became two, two became four, and four split into eight...
Xiang Hua felt dizzy and everything in front of her eyes was black, a colorful black.
She danced and cried and laughed at the same time, and she looked a little creepy.
Eunuch Liu was dumbfounded. What happened?
How come everyone became like this when he just went to collect firewood?
Is this a sex change or poisoning?
Eunuch Liu was busy just now and he hadn't eaten the mushrooms yet. Now he is the most sober one among the group.
Looking at the people running and shouting, climbing trees, and burrowing into the ground all over the mountains, his head was buzzing.
He had lived for so long, but had never seen such a grand scene.
He threw away the firewood and ran quickly towards the palace.
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The emperor was reviewing memorials in the imperial study when Eunuch Liu rushed in, throwing all etiquette out the window.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, this is bad, Master Xiang and the others... they are crazy!"
Eunuch Liu couldn't find a suitable adjective and just felt that these people must be crazy.
People in the Dagua Dynasty don’t like to eat mushrooms very much. If it is not carefully selected by their ancestors, there must be something wrong with it.
"Eunuch Liu, what happened?" The emperor continued to read his memorials calmly.
After Eunuch Liu stuttered and told the story of what had happened, the Emperor's face turned ugly.
"I'm afraid someone has poisoned us and wants to harm all the civil and military officials in our city. This is really a cruel act." The emperor felt that all this was done by the island country in the east, and they were very evil.
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The civil and military officials in the woods were still in a state of madness.
Xiang Hua was crawling on the ground in the dark. As she crawled, she saw the emperor riding a tall horse.
The emperor was wearing armor and a tall hat, and behind him were the civil and military officials who were growing coriander.
A large group of imperial guards directly surrounded the mountain. Today they received the highest-level combat command: attack the Japanese pirates of the island country and rescue the civil and military officials (the emperor said to rescue Xiang Hua first, otherwise there will be no melons to eat in the future!)
"My dear Xiang, are you okay?" The emperor looked at Xiang Hua who was squirming on the ground, the expression on his face was so wonderful that it was hard to describe.
The imperial doctors opened their medicine boxes, took out silver needles, and looked embarrassed. This... this disease they had never encountered before and they didn't know how to treat it.
Xiang Hua looked at the emperor's attire and the more she looked, the more she felt that he looked like her former boss, Taishang Laojun.
"Oh my god, Taishang Laojun? Laojun, you are here!"
As he spoke, Xiang Hua had already rushed to the emperor, hugged his thighs, and began to cry loudly.
"Laojun, you can't blame me for not making the elixir. How could you be so cruel to kick me back to the human world?"
"After all, I have worked for you for so many years. Even if I have no credit, I have worked hard. Didn't I buy your Fuhu mount with my help? Did I work so hard just to buy you a mount?"
"Laojun, you are a capitalist miser. If you don't let me live a good life, I won't let you live a good life either."
Xiang Hua howled and cried loudly.
The emperor was frightened and turned pale. It was all over. She was crazy and could not be cured. The island country was too cruel!
No one will take him to eat melons anymore!
"Eunuch Liu,...what should we do?"
Eunuch Liu was so shocked that his mouth never closed. He had never seen such a scene before.
Now that his leader has thrown the problem to him, what should he do?
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I am incompetent...Wuuuu..." At this moment, Eunuch Liu didn't know what to do except crying.
At the critical moment, a man stood up and said, "Knock them out and take them back first."
The one who spoke was Xiang, an official. He was also afraid of the people crawling in the darkness all over the mountain.
But when he saw his three sons and the boy next door also squirming on the ground, especially his own daughter who was hugging the emperor's legs and crying and making a fuss, he got angry and suddenly he was not so scared anymore.
Hearing what Xiang said, Eunuch Liu seemed to have found a savior, "Ah, yes, yes, Your Majesty, knock them out first and take them back."
The emperor nodded.
Xiang Daguan rushed over and grabbed Xiang Hua, who was still screaming heartbreakingly, and shouted, "Stop screaming and go home."
Xiang Daguan was very angry and used a lot of force, which hurt Xiang Hua who was lying on the ground.
Xiang Hua hugged the emperor's leg and bit it hard, "Taishang Laojun, if you chase me away, I will die in front of you."
"Ah..." The emperor's cry scared the birds on the mountain and they all flew out to watch the fun.
Bird: What the hell? Who is so shameless as to make such a noise and disturb our peaceful life?
The emperor's face wrinkled into a chrysanthemum, "Quick, quick, quick, take her away."
Xiang Daguan went to pull Xiang Hua in panic. The man looked as pale as death. It was all over. It was completely over.
This yellow-haired girl in their family bit the emperor, and their entire clan will be killed!
Several men pulled for a long time but still couldn't move Xiang Hua. She was incredibly strong at the moment.
At the critical moment, Doctor Wang took the ancestral silver needle and pierced it into the back of Xiang Hua's head. She went limp and fainted.
She finally calmed down, and people could hear the voice of the system.
[They were poisoned by eating mushrooms. They just need to drink hot water for a few days. Hot water can cure all diseases.]
The imperial doctors were all skeptical. The emperor covered his leg and shouted, "Hurry up, take those people back and do as the system says."
After these incidents, the Big Melon Emperor still believes in what the system says. After all, the news it reveals are all facts.
What is the difference between its ability and that of a prophet?
After watching his daughter being carried away, Xiang Daguan ran to the mountain to find his three sons.
The mountains were full of people, and he couldn't handle his three sons and Chigua by himself.
"Master Murong Xiangcai, come and lend a hand."
Murong Xiangcai looked at him with her eyes rolling, "Tell me honestly, is Lady Xiang Hua your daughter?"
To the official: “…” If you are a brother, come and lend a hand. Why are you still asking such questions at this time?
"No!" He shook his head firmly.
"No?!" A flash of disappointment flashed across Murong Xiangcai's eyes, "Then you can handle your sons yourself."
Xiang Daguan looked at his back as he walked away and felt a sense of emotion.
Just now they were planting coriander together in the wilderness and singing "Unity is Strength". Why is there no one to unite and lend a hand now?
He alone couldn't handle the four men who were twisting like maggots on the ground. Fortunately, Wang Xiaofang came over and took out a few silver needles, and knocked down the four men accurately.
"Thank you, Doctor Wang." He hurriedly thanked the official.
The Doctor Wang he mentioned is Wang Xiaofang.
"You're welcome." Wang Xiaofang waved her hand.
Xiang looked at his departing back and muttered to himself.
Why is a grown man called Xiaofang?
However, many people in the Dagua Dynasty have very strange names, which do not match their real names.
In this comparison, Xiang Daguan felt that his name was extremely good.
Big official, big official, you will be a big official in the future!
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Xiang Hua slept in bed for three days. When she woke up, she still yelled, "Taishang Laojun, you bastard."
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