Official Xiang was so shocked that he jumped up from his stool: "She...she...she never stops."
Huang Si Niang covered her face and wiped her tears. Her daughter had such a hard life. How could she become a lunatic at such a young age?
"Taishang Laojun, I'm going to fight you!" Xiang Hua yelled with a fierce look in his eyes.
Snap——
The official slapped her in the face and knocked her unconscious again.
"What are you doing?" Huang Si Niang flew into a rage and without saying anything, she gave Xiang a big fight. "Go find your son, don't harm my daughter here."
Xiang Daguan was kicked out of the house, and he reluctantly ran to the side room to see his sons.
The three sons were all awake at this moment. They were doing what they were supposed to do, and had no recollection of having crawled in the darkness and twisted on the ground.
He went out to ask around, and when he came back he rushed into the house with a pale face, "Fourth Mother, this is terrible, those officials have all recovered from their madness, but now only our daughter hasn't recovered."
Huang Si Niang was so angry that she almost fainted. "What's going on? How could this happen?"
"I'll go find the imperial physician." He said to the official and rushed out.
When Xianghua woke up again, it was three days later.
"Mom and Dad, I'm hungry!"
"Hua'er, Hua'er, you finally woke up. I was scared to death!" Huang Si Niang's eyes were filled with tears.
Official Xiang also secretly wiped away a tear and kowtowed to the emperor and the imperial physician, "Thank you, Your Majesty, and thank you, Imperial Physician Wang."
The emperor held his leg which still hurt a little, smiled and said nothing.
Doctor Wang waved his hand. He didn't do anything except give her more hot water.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, why are you here?" Xiang Hua asked, staring at the messy hair and sallow face.
"You...I...you don't remember what happened that day?" the emperor asked stutteringly. Would the mushroom have poisoned her and made her stupid?
"Which day? What's going on? Didn't we pick a lot of mushrooms and eat them happily? What else?"
"Oh, that's all. Rest well, my dear Lord, and remember to attend court tomorrow."
The emperor's mouth twitched, and he crawled in the dark on the ground, shouting something like "Taishang Laojun", and even bit me. Did she just forget about it?
Looking at Xiang Hua's haggard face, he couldn't bear to blame her for anything. He silently cursed her a few times in his heart and left.
…
Xiang Hua's face looked pale, indicating she was completely hungry. She hadn't eaten for several days and was only fed some boiled water. She was lucky to be alive.
She woke up the latest because she drank more mushroom soup that day in the mountains.
As soon as the emperor left, Xiang Hua held her waist and went to the kitchen, took out two chicken legs and started eating.
Only when her stomach was so full that she could not eat any more did she lie down comfortably in the yard to bask in the sun.
[Little melon, little melon, how many days have I slept? Is there any big news recently? ]
The system laughed like a hen, clucking non-stop, and only spoke when it had laughed enough.
[Flower, you've been sleeping for five days! You're the biggest melon these days. ]
【Me? What do I have? 】
[The day you ate the mushrooms, you crawled on the ground in the dark, mistook the emperor for Taishang Laojun, and even bit the emperor. Fortunately, the emperor was generous and didn't make a fuss about it, otherwise, you would have lost your head long ago.]
[Ah?! I bit the emperor?! Where did I bite?] Xiang Hua's mouth twitched. Could it be... that place? Did she, a virgin, lose her virginity like this?
[Host, stop imagining things. It's not the place you think it is. It's the leg. You bit the emperor's thigh.]
The system's voice gradually became silent. How could its host have so much yellow paint in his brain that he could even think of something wrong?
[It’s okay, it’s just the thigh! ] Xiang Hua broke out in a cold sweat. It was not what she thought. It was a close call. She almost got married into the palace!
[Others want to hug the emperor's thighs but can't find a chance, but you are so good that you bite the emperor's thighs when you get the chance. No one else can do that! ]
[Accidents, accidents, all accidents, don’t mention this matter again! ]
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The next morning, Xiang Hua brought his father to the court early in the morning.
Because she bit the emperor, and in order to prevent the emperor from being displeased with her and blaming her, Xiang Hua stood extraordinarily straight during court today. She did not eat melons or crack melon seeds, nor did she sleep and snore.
He even listened very seriously to the reports from civil and military officials.
Today the focus is still on disaster relief in the south. The 200,000 taels of silver raised last time only served to stop the problem from boiling over.
"Your Majesty, we still need to raise some more money to save the people in the south from the dire situation."
Prime Minister Gongsun Tudou had a worried look on his face, for he knew that there was no money in the national treasury and there was no money in the emperor's private treasury either.
"What good ideas do you have, my dear ministers?" asked the emperor.
When they heard that they were asked for money again, all the civil and military officials in the court lowered their heads.
Many of them had been asked for a lot of money by Xiang Hua last time, and they were not going to pay this time even if they were beaten to death.
Many people who did not pay last time were now trembling with fear, fearing that the emperor would ask Xiang Hua to use dirty tricks to force them to pay like he did last time.
None of the civil and military officials dared to look the emperor in the eye.
The emperor looked around and fixed his eyes on Xiang Hua. "My dear Xiang, do you have any good ideas?"
Xiang Hua understood what he meant from his eyes. As expected, the emperor really wanted her to take action again and defraud the civil and military officials.
This kind of thing is enough once, but it won't work so well if it happens twice.
Xiang Hua rolled her eyes and said, "Your Majesty, isn't Mid-Autumn Festival coming soon? Why not hold a Mid-Autumn Festival party?"
"Mid-Autumn Festival Party?" the emperor asked puzzledly.
"Yes, hold a Mid-Autumn Festival Gala, prepare some programs, invite civil and military officials and ordinary people to come and watch, and the whole country will celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival together."
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