The emperor was relieved when he heard that they didn't want his money. But when he was asked to put aside his face and integrate into the group, he just wanted to say that he couldn't put it aside.
As an emperor, he should be high and mighty, so that all the civil and military officials in the court will be afraid of him and his policies can be better implemented.
If he integrated with them and everyone started to treat him as a brother, would the civil and military officials still respect him?
If you don't respect him and don't fear him, how can he manage the court!
"I'm afraid this..." The emperor wanted to say that this might not be possible.
But before he could finish, Xiang Hua spoke first: "I knew that Your Majesty would definitely agree. Your Majesty is devoted to the people and is a wise ruler throughout history. It is an honor for our Dagua Dynasty."
Civil and military officials also joined in the fun. They would not miss the opportunity to show off.
Everyone knelt on the ground and shouted: "Long live the emperor."
Emperor: “…” You old guys are clearly flattering me.
The emperor, who was being roasted on the fire, held his forehead and sighed, "My dear Xiang, you just said to integrate into the crowd, right? I am the one who integrates into the crowd."
Eunuch Liu also sighed. The emperor hadn't felt so aggrieved in a long time.
No, it seems that the emperor has always kept his word and has never been led by the nose by anyone.
Xiang Hua was overjoyed. "That's great. Now we just need to find someone to perform. Any show will do, as long as it's interesting."
After that, she started to ask the adults next to her:
"Hey, can you dance?"
"Can you sing?"
“Can you do a backflip?”
"Can you break a rock in your chest?"
The people around her looked at her as if she were a snake or scorpion, and they all stayed away from her.
"I can't. I can't do anything."
"I can't do that either. I can only be an official."
After being rejected round by round, Xiang Hua looked a little embarrassed. It was really a bummer that she finally had a chance to have fun and make money, but they were unwilling to participate.
What a bummer!
Although it was a disappointment, she was Xiang Hua, the lady who never played by the rules.
Xiang Hua coughed lightly and woke up the system.
[Little melon, tell me a few gossips, just talk about the specialties and skills of the civil and military officials in the court. ]
System: [Wow, that's a lot! Our Prime Minister Gongsun Tudou can dance and fight. He is from a minority ethnic group, but he can dance very well.]
Gongsun Tudou was completely speechless. Old Swan, he was almost sixty years old, why did he have to suffer this disaster?
[Wang Xiaofang, the imperial physician, can breathe fire, how amazing.]
Wang Xiaofang, who had just been called to deliver boiled water to everyone, had a big question mark hanging over her head? ? ? ! ! !
Is he a dinosaur? How can he breathe fire? If he had known this, he should not have come to the court.
It was all his fault because of his damn sense of responsibility. He originally wanted to see if everyone had recovered and not been eaten stupid by the mushrooms, but now he just wanted to escape, escape to the horizon.
The system continued to speak happily, not caring about other people's lives.
[Mr. Murong Xiangcai can break a stone with his chest, and Mr. Zhuge Congong can perform eating chili peppers, he is not afraid of spicy food. Oh, by the way, you can let Mr. Sima Ruhua dance in women's clothes, his waist is very soft. Mr. Dongfang Buliang can perform tightrope walking...]
The system said a lot of gibberish, and everyone who was mentioned had an unpleasant look on their faces.
Murong Xiangcai's teeth were about to break. How could he have a rock broken in his chest? That was just a trick he played when he was a child.
Sima Ruhua was so angry that her nose was crooked. He had almost stopped wearing women's clothes, so why did he have to wear them again!
Dongfang Buliang's eyes were already blazing with anger. Was he trying to walk on a tightrope without caring about his life? Damn it!
Everyone looked unhappy, except the emperor, who had a ruddy complexion and shining eyes. My Great Gua Dynasty actually has so many skilled craftsmen and talented people! Not bad, not bad!
"You are the one who will take care of this matter, my dear Lord. Anyone who disobeys will be treated as disobeying my order."
The emperor's words caused the civil and military officials below to wail.
They had already thought of various reasons to refuse, but now, refusal would be considered disobedience! Everyone was wailing in their hearts, why are they so miserable!
Originally, today's morning meeting was about to end here, and the list of performers for the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala had already been listed, but Xiang Hua still felt that something was missing.
She muttered in her heart: [Little melon, does the emperor have any talents? If he can perform some talent, these tickets will definitely sell out! ]
The system chuckled, [Who said the emperor has no talents? The emperor has many talents. ]
Xiang Hua suddenly smelled the scent of melon: [Tell me quickly, tell me quickly, what is the emperor's talent? ]
Civil and military officials also pricked up their ears and listened attentively.
Only Xiang Daguan stood behind the crowd with a stern face and said nothing. Why couldn't his daughter just live in peace for a day?
She just ate poisonous mushrooms, and now she is going to use her broken system to mess with the emperor?
If they offended the emperor, the Xiang family would probably have ten heads left.
They are not civet cats, they only have one life.
At this moment, Xiang had already thought about how to write his will.
No, by then his whole family will be killed. There’s no point in writing a will. It’ll be written for ghosts to see!
Xiang Daguan was alone and in a mess, but the system excitedly began to reveal information.
[Your Majesty, your Majesty can dance. He often dances with the Queen under the moon.]
Xiang Hua's eyes almost popped out, [Dancing under the moon! The emperor is quite romantic! ]
[Of course, the Emperor and the Empress are both excellent dancers, and they often compete with each other in dancing.]
Xiang Hua became more and more excited as she listened. This meant that she could even drag the Queen into the fun. With two trump cards in hand, she would have no trouble selling tickets and would definitely make a fortune this time.
The emperor on the throne was in a panic. What was going on? Some system actually knew about his dance with the queen. What should he do? He was so nervous. Why?
All the civil and military officials in the court were stunned at first, and then they were shocked again.
The queen who usually looks majestic, serious, and always has the final say... can actually dance!
He also seeks out the Queen to practice dancing skills every day. If the system hadn't revealed this, they would probably never have known about it.
At this time, Eunuch Liu, the only person who knew about this matter, secretly looked at the emperor. This was not something he had told anyone, so the emperor could not blame him.
Eunuch Liu looked at Xiang Hua with gratitude. Fortunately, her system revealed the news, otherwise he would have to carry this secret into his grave.
He feels so lonely and miserable having such a big melon in his heart but he can't tell anyone, can't share it, can't eat it together.
"Your Majesty, please dance with the Queen at this year's Mid-Autumn Festival party."
After Xiang Hua finished eating the melon, he immediately launched an attack, not giving the emperor any chance to breathe.
The emperor was touching the imperial seal in his hand, wanting to write an imperial edict to kill her. What was going on?
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