Chapter 21: The Prime Minister Sings Fake Cigarettes, Fake Wine, Fake Friends



With such powerful music and such cheerful rhythm, who would have thought that the main characters singing and dancing were a group of old men.

Xiang Hua also found her father, Xiang Daguan, among that group of old men.

Xiang Daguan's movements were funny and hilarious, but each step was firmly in rhythm.

Xiang Hua gave him a thumbs up from a distance and said, Dad, you know how to keep the rhythm.

The people in the audience were quickly brainwashed by this magical song, and they all started dancing happily to the rhythm.

Xiang Bin wore a green gown and Chi Gua wore a yellow robe. Both of them were dressed elegantly, attracting many girls to look at them frequently.

Xiang Hua took them to take on the responsibility of creating the atmosphere.

There are three of them, one red, one green and one yellow, and from a distance they look like a traffic light.

The traffic light trio held the trumpet, stepped to the beat, sang and danced.

"I gambled my youth with you, but in the end you made me lose..."

"Fake cigarettes, fake alcohol, fake friends, fake friends..."

The emperor and the queen were in the VIP seats. They laughed out loud and even sang along with the beat unconsciously...

Afterwards, Murong Xiangcai performed the stone-breaking move with his chest. The stone was really broken into pieces with one blow of the hammer. He endured the pain, bowed to everyone, and then limped off the stage.

Wang Xiaofang performed fire-breathing performance, and several fire circles were burned one after another. He swept across the audience like a fire-breathing dragon.

Lord Zhuge Onion felt it was boring to eat the devil pepper alone, so he invited Zhou Zhou and several ministers and common people to eat with him. After taking a bite, several people started crying because of the spiciness and looked for water everywhere.

Lord Dongfang Buliang became famous for his tightrope walking skills. He stood more than 20 meters high, holding a stick in his hand, and walked barefoot across a long thin rope.

Even Xiang Hua was stunned. Oh my god, there are so many talented people in the country of Dagua.

Xiang Wu performed a sword-swallowing show while alive. The more than one-meter-long sword was swallowed into his stomach, blinding everyone's eyes.

Finally, it was time for the show Xianghua was looking forward to the most: Lady Sima Ruhua sang love songs in women's clothes.

"Next, please invite Lady Sima Ruhua to perform "The Tears of the Top Dancer in Yihong Courtyard" for us."

After Chi Gua announced the show, he ran over to stand with Xiang Hua, waiting to watch the show.

I saw a beautiful woman appeared on the stage. She had a pretty face, a waist as thin as a silk ribbon, and fluttering clothes. She looked like a fairy who had descended to the earth. Her clothes were graceful and elegant.

As soon as he appeared on the stage, the men in the audience stood up one after another.

"Fuck, beauty, a big beauty."

"Whose girl is this? Why have I never seen her before?"

"Beauty, look here, beauty, I'm single, beauty, choose me."

Sima Ruhua ignored the dirty words from the men in the audience and just sang the song.

"One wrong step will ruin your life forever. Being the top star is also for the sake of living~"

"The top star is also a human being, who can he tell about the pain in his heart~"

"The dancer swayed and swayed, hugged and embraced, and the beautiful dream was shattered long ago~"

As he sang, he twisted his slender waist. His charming voice and light figure once again caused screams.

When others sang "Dancing Girl's Tears", they expressed reluctance and helplessness, but he, on the other hand, actually sang out some expectation and yearning.

Many people in the audience didn’t know his identity as a crossdresser, they just thought that this woman was very feminine.

Some people who knew him and had called him out now just wanted to find a hole to crawl into.

The emperor was also stunned. He didn't take it seriously the last time he heard that Lady Ruhua was the top consort of Yihong Courtyard. But now he had to admire that Yihong Courtyard was something special and the top consort was no pushover.

After Lord Sima Ruhua finished his performance, he was surrounded by many men backstage before he had time to change his clothes.

"Miss, please leave me your contact information."

"Miss, where do you live?"

"Miss, I'll ask my dad to go to your house tomorrow to propose marriage."

Sima Ruhua sighed. At this moment he deeply felt the powerless and disgusting feeling that women usually have when being harassed.

In the end, Xiang Hua took a loud speaker and scolded everyone away.

Sima Ruhua looked at Xianghua gratefully, and Xianghua patted his shoulder, "Remember, boys have to protect themselves outside!"

The performance on stage continues.

"For the next program, please welcome Xiang Wen to perform poetry recitation for everyone." After Xiang Bin announced the show, he ran to find the other two members of the Red Street Light Group as usual.

Xiang Wen was wearing a simple and elegant long gown. Just by standing there, this elegant young man attracted the attention of a large number of women.

"How old is that young man?"

"Is he married?"

"Brother, look at me. I will run home when it rains."

"Look at me, bro. My cat can do backflips."

Xiang Hua covered his mouth, it turned out that his elder brother was so popular.

The three people at the traffic light giggled non-stop.

Xiang Wen was a little nervous. He tried to calm down and spoke slowly: "Hello everyone. I will now present a poem recitation for you, "Drinking Alone Under the Moon". A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a lover. Raising the cup to invite the bright moon, my shadow and I become three people..."

After Xiang Wen's soulful performance, the audience was silent, with only a few women still cheering for him.

Almost no one applauded, and some people whispered.

"That's it? That's it? That's it?"

"Is that all?"

"Can this be called a talent? How dare you go on stage like this?"

Compared with the various talents shown before, Xiang Wen's program was indeed not amazing. It could only be described as mediocre.

Xiang Hua looked at her brother's embarrassed expression, then looked at the booing people below, and without saying a word, she pulled Xiang Bin and Chi Gua to the center of the stage.

She looked at her eldest brother and patted his shoulder, "Brother, I'm here to save the day."

She is here to protect her elder brother.

Xiang Bin and Chi Gua were confused when they were pulled onto the stage. They had no idea what they were going to do and they didn't have any talents.

If they had talents, they wouldn't have ended up being reduced to being just an atmosphere group.

Xiang Hua whispered to the three people, "You three just hold the loudspeaker and repeat what I say. Do you understand?"

The three of them nodded, this is not difficult.

"The sun shines on the incense burner, producing purple smoke. From afar, I see a waterfall hanging in front of the river..."

"I pick up my pen to talk about Journey to the West. Beyond the mountains are green mountains, beyond the buildings are buildings..."

"I drink alone and get drunk, and I marry a beautiful woman..."

Xiang Hua's voice was clear and ethereal, yet carried an indescribable flavor, just as brainwashing and magical as Wang Xiaofang's teasing.

Xiang Wen looked at his sister nodding her head and for a moment he found it hard to accept that these verses came out of her mouth like that. There was no other emotional color except for being funny.

Xiang Bin and Chi Gua looked at each other. This was fun and they wanted to play too.

As they spoke, the two of them joined the team that was shaking their heads, and the three members of Red Street Lights were shouting and yelling. This alternative art form quickly attracted the crowd below the stage to join in.

Soon the whole audience entered the mode of everyone shouting, "I drink alone, and get drunk, and I marry the beautiful woman..."

Xiang Wen looked at the three red-green-red-light people on the stage, then looked at the crazy crowd below, and made a decision that went against his ancestors...

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