System: [Yes, it is the yellow pigment in your brain. If you go there now, you can watch the live broadcast.]
Xianghua: [Oh my god, I have to find a way to get out of here. ]
The emperor slapped his thigh and said: Take me with you, I don’t want to go to court anymore, I want to go to the front line to watch the show.
Civil and Military Officials: So do we!
The emperor took the initiative to attack in order to eat melons: "My dear Xiang, do you... need to go to the toilet?"
Xiang Hua didn't hear what the emperor said, and said directly: "Your Majesty, I have to go to Yihong Courtyard for something urgent."
The emperor was petrified instantly: I have already found a good excuse for you, do you have to use such an indecent excuse? The corners of his mouth twitched, "Uh... go ahead."
Xiang Hua was so eager to eat the melon that he disappeared in a flash.
As soon as Xiang Hua left, the emperor could no longer sit still and said, "Today's court meeting ends here, everyone go home and find your mother.
The emperor came down from court, disguised himself, and hurried to Yihong Courtyard with Eunuch Liu.
As soon as I entered the door, I heard the mama-san of Yihong Courtyard loudly say: "Dear uncles, our top performer of Yihong Courtyard, Miss Ruyu, is on tour today. Remember to come and show your support if you have money. If you don't have money, turn left when you leave. No one will see you off."
When the emperor looked up, he saw a familiar figure. It was Sima Ruhua, who was dressed up and looked androgynous.
"Eunuch Liu, look, Lord Sima has arrived before me, and he has even changed his makeup and is waiting to eat melons. I am here so late, it's all because of your old age and your weak legs and feet."
Eunuch Liu: “…” Your Majesty, it’s obvious that you have changed into several sets of clothes but are still not satisfied with any of them. You even put on several layers of beard, fearing that someone would recognize you.
Xiang Hua simply put on a layer of men's clothes over the loose court robes, dressed himself up as a young man, and walked in with a step that showed he didn't recognize any relatives.
[Little melon, little melon, tell me which room the fool is in. ]
[Host, go straight ahead and then turn right. Both the fools and the smart ones are inside.]
Xiang Hua didn't understand so she asked: [Who is the human spirit? ]
System: [A smart person would call a stupid uncle. ]
[Oh my god, the people in the Red Carp Country really know how to give names.]
Following the guidance of the system, Xiang Hua quickly found the room where the fool and the smart guy were.
[Xiaogua, how do I get in? ]
[They are bathing inside. You can just change into a girl's clothes and go in to change the water for them.]
Xiang Hua was speechless: [Why didn't you tell me earlier? I finally changed my clothes.]
There was no choice but to risk it all for the melon.
Soon she took off her men's clothes and entered the room smoothly with a bucket of water.
The person bathing in the bucket in the room is a fool. He has red hair and looks like a golden monkey.
Xiang Hua screamed in her heart: [Damn it, damn it, my eyes, my eyes are going to be blinded by the light.]
Her face was wrinkled like a chrysanthemum, and she gritted her teeth and added a bucket of water to the man's bucket, then stood aside waiting to be called at any time.
The human spirit was completely red, like a red boy.
He looked at the fool lovingly and said, "Fool, my elder brother...he was killed by a rock that fell from the sky."
When Rensha heard this, the red hair on his face almost turned white: "What? My father is dead?"
The human spirit sobbed and sobbed, "The Imperial Master said that the Imperial Seal plus your blood can revive my elder brother and bring him back to life."
When the fool heard this, he stood up immediately, and the water flowed all over the ground. "Then I will go back and save my father now."
The evil man pushed the man back into the tub and lied with his eyes open, "No need to go back, this place is fine. Come, cut your wrist first and let the blood flow. I'll go find the jade seal."
Xiang Hua was so shocked that she covered her mouth: [What's going on, Xiaogua? Didn't he say Bai Yueguang? Why did he cut his wrists? ]
The system chuckled: [This is a human being testing him. ]
【Test? Test what? 】
【Test whether a person is stupid or not. 】
Xiang Hua was speechless. Does this still need to be tested?
He could believe that his father was killed by a rock falling from Mount Tianshan, so what else was there to predict?
Sure enough, the fool picked up the knife and was about to cut his arm.
Xiang Hua wanted to stop them, but suddenly she found that a man who looked like a servant boy opposite her was staring at her.
She was shocked. Could it be that I was discovered when I disguised myself so well?
The man opposite looked at her for a few seconds, then lowered his eyes. Xiang Hua finally felt relieved.
The smart guy suddenly grabbed the stupid guy's hand and said, "You stupid guy, you are so stupid! Drink some water and have a good sleep, and then your father will be alive."
The man was stunned and his eyes lit up. "Really? Uncle, you are not lying to me, are you?"
The human spirit smiled and said, "How could that be? The Imperial Master is trying his best to treat your father, don't worry."
The fool thought about it and really believed it, "Uncle, I listen to you."
Xiang Hua roared in her heart: [You are stupid, you are stupid! You can believe this, don't! Don't drink the water he gave you, it's poisonous. Your uncle is greedy for your body, he has bad intentions towards you.]
A fool could not hear her voice, a smart man could not hear it, and the Gentiles present could not hear it.
Except for the page boy opposite her, who kept twisting his body around as if he wanted to say something.
The more Xiang Hua looked at the man, the more familiar he seemed to her, but after looking at him for a long time she still couldn't figure out what he looked like.
[Xiaogua, who is that man across from me? Why is he twisting and turning like he's constipated?]
The system's eyes lit up: [Oh, the flood washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the family members don't recognize each other anymore. That's your Great Emperor. ]
Xiang Hua's brain froze instantly. The emperor? He is the emperor!
Why is the emperor pretending to be a book boy? Is he here to watch the show?!
The emperor looked at him with his features flying around, his eyes blinking non-stop: Xiang Hua, I warn you, don't move, don't meddle in other people's business! Let the uncle and nephew play, as long as no one dies in Dagua country.
Xiang Hua couldn't understand the emperor's expression, but she always felt that he was warning her about something.
She gave him a provocative look: I'm warning you, don't warn me!
"Thank you, uncle. I want to drink milk." The fool didn't drink the glass of water, but asked for milk.
The man was stunned for a moment, then he took a glass of milk from the table and said, "Here, drink it."
Anyway, he put drugs in the cups on the table, whether it was milk, juice or even canned food, it would have the same effect no matter what you drank.
When he becomes limp and unable to move, that's the time to take action and take him down.
The man took the cup with a silly smile and was about to drink it when the human spirit yelled.
"The imperial seal, the imperial seal is here!"
"Where is it? Where is it?" the man asked foolishly. He had been blaming himself for losing the seal. If the seal was here, he wouldn't have to blame himself anymore.
"There, on her." The human spirit suddenly walked in front of Xianghua and pointed at her nose.
Xiang Hua looked at the finger under her eyelids and rolled her eyes: "Brother, are you polite? Didn't your mother teach you not to point at others? What is the imperial seal? How come it is on me? Why would I take that thing if I have nothing to do?"
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