Chapter 35: Butterfly



[The princess sent by Xiangxiang Country this time is called Flower Butterfly. Flower Butterfly smells good and will attract many butterflies to circle around her, so she is named Flower Butterfly. ]

Xiang Hua whistled a rogue in his heart: [It's interesting. I remembered a song. You are a limited edition butterfly in the colorful world. The beauties are just more willing to take risks and be more daring~ La la la la, oh, sorry, I'm off topic, please continue.]

System: [This Butterfly is not actually the princess of Xiangxiang Country. They were reluctant to send their own princess here, so they found a beautiful person from the folks and sent her here to fool the Emperor.]

Xiang Hua laughed silently like a donkey: [Hahahaha, the emperor doesn't know yet, he has suffered a great loss this time, he won't be able to sleep with the princess.]

All the civil and military officials lowered their heads silently and tried not to laugh. Only Prime Minister Shangguan Tudou had a serious expression on his face.

The people of Xiangxiang country are so bold. This is a crime of deceiving the emperor. If it is not handled properly, it will lead to war between the two countries, the people will be displaced, and rivers of blood will flow.

Just thinking about that scene made the old prime minister terrified.

The emperor's face was very dark at the moment. If he had known this would happen, he should have let the soldiers bring their own dry food to fight last time. Even if they were defeated, it would be better than being humiliated like this.

The system continues to output: [Hua Hudie is not an ordinary person. She is really very beautiful. You will know when you meet her. ]

Xiang Hua impatiently spat out a few melon seed shells: [I am not interested in her beauty, just talk about her melon. ]

Civil and Military Officials: Please, Demade, could you please elaborate on her beauty? We feel this is very important.

Everyone knows that the emperor only cares about appearance. He only cares about good-looking ones, nothing else matters.

The emperor was so anxious at this moment that he leaned forward, wishing he could stand in front of Xiang Hua: Hey, hey, hey, talking about beauty, how beautiful is she? This is very important to me, and to the entire Dagua country.

Eunuch Liu looked at the emperor's useless appearance and quietly slipped to Xiang Hua's side.

Although the emperor is very incompetent, he is still the emperor. As a servant, he has to share his master's worries.

The way he shared the emperor's worries today was to stand next to Xiang Hua, get the exact melon at the first scene, and then report it to the emperor.

Eunuch Liu kept praising himself in his heart, saying, "I am such a good servant."

Xiang Hua was not aware of his arrival at all, she was only concerned about her melons.

System: [This Butterfly, not only is she not a princess, she was also the top prostitute in their brothel.]

[Damn it! Xiangxiang Country actually sent a prostitute here. How bold! I want to know, is she, the top prostitute in the brothel, as pretty as our Master Sima Ruhua, the top prostitute in the Yihong Courtyard?]

Sima Ruhua, who was innocently called out: What's going on? Can't you get over the Yihong Courtyard incident? Can you please stop looking at me when you mention the top girl?

All the civil and military officials looked at Sima Ruhua, and the emperor also glanced at him.

System: [Sima Ruhua is indeed beautiful in his female attire, but he is a man after all. He cannot compare with this butterfly. The butterfly is as beautiful as a fairy.]

Xiang Hua whistled again: [Oh, if you say so, I am interested. I have to go see the beautiful sister.]

Civil and Military Officials: Didn't Xiao Xiang just say that she was not interested in beauty? How could this woman change her expression so quickly!

Emperor: Wow, fairy, wow fairy! So what if the fairy is not a princess? I love the fairy, not her family background.

The system chuckled: [Host, don't be so sure, just listen to me. This butterfly, she has two husbands, 6 daughters, she...]

Xiang Hua coughed and almost choked on the melon seeds: [Wait, wait, wait, please help me. I can understand that she has 6 daughters, but what about these two husbands? Is she a second marriage? Or did one of them die? ]

System: [Her two husbands are still alive, and she is not a second marriage. ]

[Both husbands are alive, isn't that a second marriage? Oh, I see, she's having an affair! One outside and one at home, she wants both domestic and wild flowers, she wants to have both fish and bear's paw.] Xiang Hua thought she was extremely smart, she had seen through this little thing a long time ago.

But the system's answer still slapped her in the face: [Neither, her two husbands are brothers. Her husband's family was poor, so he married a wife to take care of the two brothers.]

Cough cough cough...

Xiang Hua was finally choked and her face turned red from coughing. She secretly glanced at the emperor.

The emperor and all the civil and military officials quickly began to act. The emperor pretended to look worriedly at the memorials, and everyone pretended to discuss something in a low voice.

Everything is normal in the court, so you can continue to watch spectators with peace of mind.

Xianghua: [This Xiangxiang country is awesome. Other countries have polygamy, but they have polyandry. ]

System: [This is nothing. They have a casual system. They do not restrict polygamy or polyandry. As long as you are willing, it doesn't matter how many people you sleep with.]

Xiang Hua opened her mouth in amazement: [Talent, Xiangxiang Country is full of talents. ]

System: [People value following one's heart and being free and unrestrained. That butterfly came to the Great Gua Kingdom this time for another main purpose. She wanted to have a son with the emperor and then divorce her two husbands.]

[Is it because she gave birth to 6 daughters that she thinks the two brothers are not suitable and wants to try someone else? ]

[Yes, the main thing is that she wants her son to be the emperor in the future and she to be the empress dowager.]

[Wow, this sister is also a career-minded person. ]

Eunuch Liu saw from afar that the emperor had an unhappy expression on his face, so he ran over and poured the emperor a cup of tea.

The emperor looked at him, then at the cup of tea: "Do you think I can still drink it now? Xiangxiang Country has bullied me, so drinking tea is useless."

I can accept an ordinary woman who is pretty, but how can I bring myself to kill someone who has been married to two people and has given birth to six daughters? What's the use of her being pretty?

The system's gossip hasn't finished yet: [This playboy wants to marry the Emperor with her six daughters. Her six daughters are all beautiful.]

Xiang Hua disagreed: [As the saying goes, a beautiful mother brings beauty to the family. If she is good-looking, her daughters will be good-looking too. But, doesn't she feel embarrassed to serve the same person as her daughters?]

System: [If people can serve two brothers, why can't mothers serve one man? ]

Xiang Hua smiled and said, "Little melon, you have successfully convinced me."

[Host, it's almost time now. If you go to the city gate now, you can see the grand performance of butterflies.]

[Performance? A grand performance! Ahhh, I want to go, I want to leave here, what excuse can I find to get away? ]

When Xiang Hua was scratching his head, he heard the emperor on the high platform say: "Today's court meeting ends here. Thank you for your hard work, my dear ministers!"

Xiang Hua heard that God was helping me, and here I come, Sister Butterfly.

Civil and military officials changed their clothes as quickly as possible, disguised themselves, and rushed to the city gate. The emperor also mixed in.

Although it is his own melon, it does not prevent him from always being the first to eat it.

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