Chapter 38: Butterfly Flirting



"I know how to prove that the emperor is the emperor!" Xiang Hua suddenly shouted.

Everyone looked at him.

Under the gazes of everyone, Xiang Hua went around behind the leading guard and knocked him out with a stick.

She held the stick on her hips and said, "That's how it's proven!"

The fool clapped his hands and said, "Master Xiao Xiang is so awesome, so awesome."

Chi Gua looked at her distressedly, "Hua'er, is your hand okay?"

Xiang Hua waved her hands and said, "It's okay, it's okay. You two just stay here and watch. If they dare to get close, beat them up."

Chi Gua and Ren Sha nodded obediently. The threatened guards held their knives but did not dare to move forward.

Their leader had been knocked unconscious, and Xiang Hua kept reaching into her pockets from time to time. They were really afraid that she would suddenly use the Rain of Pear Blossoms and Melon Seeds.

A group of people, holding knives, confronted Sha and Chi Gua, who only had a stick.

Eunuch Liu had just arrived, and he was reflexively afraid when he saw the stick.

When the emperor rushed into the study, he was mentally prepared that Sima Ruhua would be bewitched and paralyzed, but the scene before him made him very confused.

Sima Ruhua was seen sitting quietly aside, while Hua Hudie fell to the ground unconscious.

"You...you killed her?" The emperor was shocked that Sima Ruhua was so bold.

Xiang Hua was also shocked by the scene in front of her. After being shocked, she walked over and patted Sima Ruhua on the shoulder to comfort him.

"Kill her if you want. It's not your fault! Don't worry. She's not a princess. She's just a woman who married two husbands and gave birth to six children."

The emperor sat down on the chair, his mind quickly thinking about how to explain to Xiangxiang Kingdom.

Last time, a Concubine Xiang was killed, and this time another Butterfly died. It’s really a sin.

"My dear Minister Xiang, this matter is quite serious." The emperor looked serious.

Xiang Hua nodded, "Your Majesty, don't blame Lord Sima, nor do you. If you want to blame someone, blame Xiangxiang Country. The women in their country are really strange. They either have affairs or do these life-threatening tricks. If Hua Hudie doesn't die, Lord Sima will die."

"Yeah, this Xiangxiang country is really something, what kind of people are there?" The emperor sighed. Things have already happened, and the most important thing now is to think of a solution.

"Eunuch Liu, bring me pen and ink." The emperor called Eunuch Liu over, and it seemed that he was going to write an imperial edict.

"I'm here." Eunuch Liu went over happily to grind ink.

The emperor frowned. He couldn't kill Sima Ruhua, the commander-in-chief, just because of a woman who was not a princess.

He is still very wise when it comes to big things. Although the butterfly looks pretty, it has a bad heart and is dead now.

"Eunuch Liu, how much money is left in the treasury?" The emperor had already made preparations for the worst, and if all else failed, he would have to fight a war.

Eunuch Liu had just finished taking inventory of the national treasury last night. At the moment, his face looked very ugly, and he stammered: "Your Majesty, the national treasury... the national treasury has no money, it's empty!"

"Oh, it's empty!" Everything seemed to be within the emperor's expectations, but he still sighed.

We have no money to fight the war, yet we still have to pay officials’ salaries in a few days. This is God’s will to destroy us.

Xiang Hua was shocked when she heard this. Is this the end of Dagua? They can't even beat Xiangxiang Country.

Oh, no, it’s not that we can’t win the war, it’s that we don’t have the money to fight.

The emperor picked up a pen and wrote the edict with a heavy heart. If there is no money, then just fight it out. When Xiangxiang Kingdom attacks, guard the city gate and hold out for as many days as possible.

The emperor was extremely upset. If he had known earlier, he should not have listened to the prime minister's bad idea. What's the point of sending another princess for marriage? This one is obviously a disaster.

"Your Majesty, what are you doing?" Sima Ruhua, who had been stunned for a long time, suddenly spoke.

"Sima Aiqing, don't worry, I will not give up on you. This is not your fault. On the contrary, if it weren't for you, I might have been paralyzed."

The emperor looked deeply distressed.

Sima Ruhua scratched her head, "Your Majesty, Hua Hudie...she is not dead. I didn't kill her!"

What? Several people's eyes widened at the same time.

He ran towards the flower, bravely poked the butterfly's face with a brush, and then used his hand to feel her breath.

"Your Majesty, she is not dead. She just fainted."

"He's not dead! That's good!" The emperor finally felt relieved.

Then he looked at Sima Ruhua and slammed the table, "How dare you, Sima Ruhua, she's not dead, why haven't you said anything for so long? Are you mute?"

Sima Ruhua knelt on the ground in fear, "Your Majesty, I don't know either. I couldn't move just now."

"Can't move?" The emperor frowned slightly.

"I don't know what's going on, this butterfly gets horny as soon as she enters the study."

"Flirting?" Xiang Hua almost laughed out loud. This metaphor was very apt.

"When Butterfly opens her mouth she speaks foul language, so vulgar that it scares the baby to death." Sima Ruhua still gets goose bumps when she thinks of those words.

"Dirty words?" The emperor suddenly became interested. What kind of dirty words have I never heard of? My dear, please tell me in detail.

"This woman is so shameless. After all, I am not the emperor. When she is getting horny, I can only step back and avoid her." Sima Ruhua was so aggrieved that she was about to cry. How did he get into this trouble? What was going on?

Xiang Hua took a step closer and whispered, "Master Sima, can you give me an example to prove the dirty words you just said?"

Sima Ruhua looked at the emperor. He didn't seem to object and seemed... to really want to listen.

Eunuch Liu quickly picked up a pen and paper, ready to take notes.

My dear, there is more to this chapter. Please click on the next page to continue reading. It’s even more exciting later!

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