My goodness, this guy is so shameless.
Wang Fugui, who sells underwear, simply changed the name of his underwear to Royal Underwear.
The emperor took the note and read it word by word with difficulty.
"Royal... Royal underwear, intimate care, comfortable companionship, fashionable inner wear, personalized choice, intimate protection, starting with royal underwear."
As soon as he finished reading it, he threw away the note. He finally completed his task. He was so ashamed that he turned around and was about to leave.
But as soon as he stepped off the platform, Xiang Hua grabbed him and said, "Your Majesty, according to the agreement, you have to recite your lines in front of everyone, and you have to recite them with sincerity."
Xiang Hua smiled crookedly, and the emperor was pulled to the center of the hall like a puppet.
As soon as he stood there, many tables were set up around him, filled with all kinds of underwear.
"Your Majesty, may we begin?" Wang Fugui also had an expression of watching a show.
The emperor glanced at him and felt as if he had made this commercial just to make fun of himself.
"Okay, okay, let's start right away." The emperor didn't say anything, Xiang Hua answered for him directly.
"Here you go." Xiang Hua stuffed a pair of underwear into the emperor's hand. He looked down and saw that it was leopard print.
The note he had just thrown away was also picked up and put back into his hand.
All the civil and military officials looked up at the emperor with smiles on their faces, and the common people were also eagerly waiting.
The wealthy businessmen gathered together, and the corners of each of their mouths were harder to suppress than AK.
Under the expectant gazes of everyone, the emperor finally spoke slowly.
"Royal...underwear, intimate care..."
"etc……"
He had just said two sentences when Xiang Hua interrupted him, "Your Majesty, you have to show everyone your underwear. People spend so much money, you have to be more professional."
The emperor had to pick up the leopard-print underwear again and finished reciting his lines haltingly.
Xiang Hua frowned and said, "Your Majesty, you have to smile while reciting your lines and then show us the product."
The emperor gritted his teeth, his facial muscles almost stiffened from smiling, and finally got everyone's approval.
Wang Fugui also clapped happily.
"Can I leave now?" The emperor was almost crying, he asked Xiang Hua quietly.
"Of course you can." Xiang Hua smiled like a wolf grandmother, "You can leave after the emperor shows you all these colored underwear. Everyone must recite their lines carefully."
"What?" The emperor felt like he had been fooled. Looking at so many colors of underwear, he felt like the sky was falling.
"Hurry up." Xiang Hua started urging again.
The emperor wanted to kill someone at this moment, but for the sake of 5.2 million, he still picked up a pair of black underwear and recited the advertising slogan with a smile.
"Royal... Royal underwear, intimate care, comfortable companionship, fashionable inner wear, personalized choice, intimate protection, starting with royal underwear."
In this way, the emperor read the advertising slogan 12 times in total.
Wang Fugui was very satisfied. He felt that the 5.2 million he spent today was totally worth it. Now all the people in the city remembered his underwear.
While the emperor was reciting the advertising slogan, the plaque with the words "Open and Honest" above the Golden Throne Hall had been removed.
Changed into royal underwear with four big words on it.
Everyone looked at those four words and wanted to laugh for some reason.
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After the emperor read the advertisement 12 times, Xiang Hua still did not let him go.
"Family, the Royal Underpants are now on sale, 30 wen a pair, 50 wen for two pairs. This is a limited time offer, don't miss it, only today."
The three Xiang brothers and Chi Gua once again took on the important task of creating the atmosphere and acting as trustees.
"I'll give you one."
"Give me four and I'll buy two for my brother."
"I want four too. I'll buy two for my dad."
"Royal underwear, this is of good quality and the price is reasonable."
After the four of them took action, others quickly joined the rush to buy.
Civil and military officials all opened their wallets to buy the goods. It was cheap anyway, and if they didn't buy it today, they would not be able to buy it tomorrow.
The emperor now acted as a wooden man, and he personally handed all the underwear bought by each person to the other person.
Xiang Hua took out his loudspeaker and shouted, "Oh my god, buy it, buy it. Folks, it's better to act than to think, and it's better to pay quickly than to act."
The transaction continued and soon the royal underwear was sold out.
Wang Fugui quickly dispatched a large batch of goods.
When Queen Cuihua heard the news, she and the ladies in the harem also joined the rush to buy.
They all seemed to prefer leopard print styles. The emperor didn't know yet that he would receive a bunch of leopard print underwear in the future.
Huang Si Niang also followed the crowd and bought a few pairs of underwear while watching the fun.
I have three sons and one man in my family, and they all need underwear.
However, when she bought them, the most popular leopard print style was sold out, so she could only buy a few in black and gray.
Huang Si Niang was a little unhappy. She wanted her daughter to find a way to get her some leopard print styles.
The official and his three sons rushed over and pulled her away.
The four men didn't want to wear leopard print, they thought black and gray were fine. The underwear in the throne room was sold out for a week.
During this week, the emperor was forced to go to the scene every day to sell underwear.
During this week, ordinary people also toured the palace.
After this incident, Wang Fugui made a fortune. He soon opened many branches all over the country, and the reputation of Royal Underwear even spread to several neighboring countries.
The emperor used his 5.2 million sponsorship fees and the money from selling palace tickets to successfully pay the long-overdue salaries to all civil and military officials, and the soldiers and eunuchs also received their monthly wages.
During this week, the emperor secretly went to the queen to cry several times. He felt so ashamed to recite the advertisements every day, especially since he had to recite them 12 times at a time and personally hand each person the underwear they bought.
He silently vowed that next time something like this happened, he would never participate again.
After a busy week, Xiang Hua also received her salary.
On the day when salaries were distributed, the court was filled with joy.
"Ahhhhh, is this all I get? Master Xiang, who has been busy for a week, only gets 10 taels of silver! Is this a distortion of human nature, or a moral issue? Ahhhhh, I don't want to do this anymore, this is too much of a bully!"
Xiang Hua's shrill cries of complaint were out of tune with the peaceful scene around her.
Everyone was troubled by her voice, and several officials with wealthy families even gave Xiang Hua some alms.
"Master Xiao Xiang, I'll give you these two cents. It's not easy for you."
"I'll give you this penny, too."
Xiang Hua cried even more sadly when she saw that everyone was treating her like a beggar.
[Little melon, little melon, they all bully me, it’s so annoying. ]
The system hurriedly comforted her: [Host, don't cry, or I'll make you eat some melon. ]
Xiang Hua, who was screaming in her heart just now, suddenly became quiet: [You tell me, tell me, tell me quickly. Whose gossip are you going to expose today? ]
System: [Today's gossip is about the Second Prince.]
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