Xiang Hua didn't know what words to use to describe her feelings.
[Little melon, has the Queen lost her mind? She gave up her job as Queen and insisted on participating in the beauty pageant? Does she think this is fun?]
[Host, I have calculated that Murong Xiangcai has collected a total of 9981 good sisters. Among them, 8 are pregnant, 7 have abortions, and one married an honest man with her child. He likes the cute sisters from the neighboring island country the most. ]
Xiang Hua asked: [Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong with your system? Is there a bug? I'm asking you about the Queen. ]
[Host, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I must finish what I said yesterday.]
Xiang Hua was speechless, and the queen realized that she had misunderstood her meaning, and then explained, "Master Xiang, I didn't mean to be a concubine when I said to participate in the selection."
"Huh? Oh, no, what is that?"
"Actually, I just want to go and have some fun, just like last time during the Mid-Autumn Festival."
"Uh, this is a bit difficult."
Xiang Hua wanted to refuse, but the Queen took the initiative and said, "Little Master Xiang, I hope you can make the talent show a great success this time, make it bigger and stronger, and create more glory."
Xiang Hua said sincerely: "It costs more money!"
"That's no problem." Queen Cuihua took out a box from her sleeve, which contained a piece of calligraphy by the emperor.
"This is for you. This is written by the emperor himself. It is a priceless treasure."
Xiang Hua looked at her and thought, this empress and the emperor are indeed a couple. One of them is more stingy than the other, and they are both using these worthless things to fool her.
"Keep this priceless treasure for yourself, Queen."
"Oh, Xiang Aiqing, how can you refuse my kindness? We are good sisters after all."
Xiang Hua was puzzled. When did she and the Queen Mother become good sisters? They were not familiar with each other at all.
"You are the queen, and I am an eighth-rank official. There is nothing we have in common."
The queen looked aggrieved, holding a handkerchief with red eyes, "Then what are the good times we had before?"
"What's that... count... seaweed!" Xiang Hua's brain froze. Why was this queen so different from the dignified and gentle person she had in mind?
Queen: "..." Huh? What is she talking about? !
Cuihua talked for a long time but still failed to convince Xianghua, so she simply took out her trump card.
She opened her thin lips slightly, and said in a soft voice: "Master Xiaoxiang, oh, can you please? Please? Please, please, please, I want it, you are the best!"
Xianghua's mouth became a type-c interface, and I felt that my ears and heart were receiving a gentle massage.
A woman who acts coquettishly can be fatal, and the queen who acts coquettishly almost cost Xiang Hua her life.
This beautiful sister is so cute!
She immediately changed her tone, "Okay, okay, okay, no problem."
The queen smiled with satisfaction, hiding her merits and fame. In this country of Gua, there was no one that she, Ulanala Cuihua, could not conquer.
…
In order to make the talent show more interesting and to satisfy the Queen's requirements, Xiang Hua racked her brain for several days but came to no avail.
This day was like usual, everyone was absent-minded in the court.
The civil and military officials were all very tired. Recently, they had to attend court in the morning, and after court they had to go to the milk tea shop to sell big melon aunties. They were so busy that they were dizzy.
Just when Xiang Hua was about to fall asleep while standing, the system woke her up.
[Host, don't sleep, the emperor is watching you. ]
Xiang Hua was so tired that she didn't even bother to open her eyelids: [Just look at it, it's because I'm so pretty. ]
[The emperor isn't tired at all, why are you so tired? ]
[Nonsense, he doesn't do any work, he just sits there and collects money, it's strange that he would be tired. ]
[Host, how about I tell you something? ]
When Xiang Hua heard that there was melon to eat, she instantly stopped feeling sleepy.
The civil and military officials also became excited, and the emperor on the high platform also smiled and pricked up his ears.
As usual, Eunuch Liu came quietly behind Xiang Hua.
Everyone is ready, just waiting to watch the show.
Xiang Hua was very excited at this moment: [Tell me quickly, tell me quickly, who is today's gossip about? ]
System: [Today's gossip is about the Third Prince.]
The third prince stood straight and said: "Ah? What's going on? Are you going to use me as a target?"
Everyone looked at the Third Prince who was always aloof and like a Buddhist, and they really couldn't imagine what scandal there could be about him.
At this time, the third prince stood straighter and more dignified. He had no worries as he was upright.
What kind of system is that? Just wait for your slap in the face.
Xiang Hua secretly glanced at the Third Prince: [Little melon, I think the Third Prince seems to be out of touch with the world. Are you sure the gossip you want to talk about is about him? ]
System: [Host, are you questioning me? I tell you, question anything but my gossip. Every profession has its own specialty, and I am a professional in exposing gossip.]
[Okay, okay, it's my fault, please tell me.]
[Ahem, your Third Prince is a double-faced person. Being aloof is just his protective color, being sick is his true nature.]
[Ah? What's wrong with him? A secret that can't be told? Impotence or some infectious disease?]
Xiang Hua quietly covered her mouth and nose and silently took two steps back, even though she was already very far away from the third prince.
System: [It’s not these diseases, he just has some bad tastes, very disgusting. ]
Xianghua: [Let me guess, is he in love with an animal of a different species? Human-animal love? Or does he like men? Is he 0? Is he 1? Is he 0.5? Is he 1.5?]
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