Xiang Hua played with the wood carving in her hand. "You carved these things very well. I think you are also a good carpenter. Why don't you help me make something?"
"What benefit will I get from helping you make things?" the third prince asked with a cold face.
"What I asked you to do is for the talent show. If you do it well, you can earn enough face in front of your father and mother, and make them look at you with new eyes."
"Hmph, how much is face worth? I want money, can you give me money? You also know that our family is very poor." The third prince spread his hands. He didn't want anything but money.
"Oh, that's good, Third Prince. I admire people as straightforward as you!" Xiang Hua gave a thumbs up.
"So? How much are you going to give me?"
"Listen to me... 500 words are omitted here." Xiang Hua pulled the third prince and whispered mysteriously for a long time.
The two palace maids pricked up their ears and tried very hard but still couldn't hear clearly.
After the deal was done, Xiang Hua leisurely flipped through the erotic pictures with a blushing face.
The Third Prince couldn't bear to read any more and reached out to grab the book, "Master Xiao Xiang, isn't it inappropriate for a girl like you to read these?"
"What's wrong? These things are only for men to see? Are you discriminating against women? Discriminating against me?"
The Third Prince protected the book in his hand like a flower protecting food, his face turned red with anger.
"I'm not discriminating against anyone, but girls should be dignified and virtuous."
"I am not dignified or virtuous. I am not going to marry you, so why do you care about me?"
"Give it to me, give it to me!" The third prince always felt that his books would corrupt Xiang Hua.
“No!”
The two men wrestled over a book.
Bang——
Snap——
ah--
The door was suddenly pushed open by someone outside, and one of the doors fell down and hit someone.
Dao Meidan covered his head and screamed, wondering why he was so unlucky and why he was always the one who got hurt.
Dao Meidan called out twice, then suddenly stopped and pointed inside the house with a look of surprise on his face.
Following the direction of his finger, everyone saw a man and a woman, one above and one below, entangled together.
Everyone opened their eyes wide, with an expression that I understood.
Men and women, that’s all!
"What happened? What happened?" The emperor was squeezed in the back and couldn't see anything, so he was so anxious that he jumped up and down.
I want to eat melons, I want to eat a handful of melons, all of you annoying things, get out of here.
The emperor roared in his heart, and finally took off his disguise clothes and his big beard.
He stood up straight, coughed a few times, and adjusted his tone to his usual dignity and indifference.
"Get out of the way, let me see what's going on."
When they suddenly heard the emperor's voice, everyone thought they were hallucinating.
The emperor said it three times in a row, and everyone thought they were just hallucinations.
After all, at this time, eating melons is the most important thing. Besides, who is the emperor? Why would he come to such a scene of eating melons?
Eunuch Liu couldn't bear it any longer, so he screamed at the top of his hoarse voice.
"Everyone get out of the way, the Emperor is here!"
Hearing Eunuch Liu's voice, everyone turned around reluctantly and looked back. It turned out that they actually saw the emperor.
Everyone rubbed their eyes together. Yes, it was really the emperor, not an illusion.
The crowd slowly made way for a gap.
Perhaps they were so confused by the melon that they all forgot to salute the emperor at the same time.
Even the Emperor and Eunuch Liu had forgotten about this.
The emperor squeezed to the front of the crowd and finally saw the melon in the room clearly.
…
In the study, Xiang Hua was entangled with the third prince.
For a book, the two of them were entangled with each other, pulling each other's hair and clothes.
To outsiders, this situation is completely inappropriate for children.
The emperor was stunned. Is it possible that his third son's iron tree will bloom today?
Is the aloof Buddhist going to fall from the altar?
After the shock, there was a hint of anger and sadness in his eyes.
I'm so angry! The third brother actually fell in love with Xiang Hua and wanted to have a great harmony of life with her in broad daylight.
I'm so sad! Why does every son want to compete with me for a woman?
"Assholes, what are you doing?" the emperor roared.
The Third Prince and Xiang Hua looked back at him and reluctantly stopped their fight.
Xiang Hua got off the Third Prince's horse, straightened her appearance, and saluted sweetly.
"Your Majesty, what brings you here?"
[Little melon, do you think the emperor is here to snatch the pornographic pictures from me? ]
System: [How is that possible? The Emperor is not that kind of person.]
The third prince rubbed his waist which was sore from being pressed by Xiang Hua, calmly straightened his clothes, and gracefully saluted the emperor.
"Emperor Father!"
The emperor said coldly, "How can you two behave like this?"
The third prince lowered his head. It seemed that the emperor had found out about his drawing of erotic pictures and making 3D figures.
Compared to the guilt of the Third Prince, Xiang Hua held his head high, without a trace of guilt or embarrassment on his face.
"Your Majesty, what's the point of being polite? You get angry so easily. If you keep getting angry, you'll get wrinkles. If you get angry too much, you won't live to be 99."
"My dear Minister Xiang, do you... do you think I can live to be 99?" After hearing what Xiang Hua said, the emperor suddenly stopped being angry.
Never mind 99, he even wants to live forever.
"Of course, Your Majesty, you are in good health. You eat and sleep well. It is not a problem for you to live to 120 years old."
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