The Queen spoke first, "I don't like Yixiu, Zhenhuan, and Huafei. Of course, it's up to your Majesty to decide in the end."
The queen threw the question to the emperor, and the emperor stroked his beard.
Only children do multiple-choice questions. He is an adult, the king of a country, he wants them all!
“I think they are all good.”
Eunuch Liu gave me an expression that I knew exactly what he was talking about: Which man would complain about having too many women to choose from?
Xiang Hua closed the notebook and sneered.
[Your Majesty, you have to have money to support them. You only have so little money, and if they spend it, you will have nothing to spend. If the number of people in the harem continues to increase, you will be so poor that you can't even afford to wear pants. ]
The system echoed: [You don’t know, the shorts the emperor is wearing now are the leopard print ones that Wang Fugui gave him last time. They have 8 holes in them now, but the emperor is reluctant to change them, and he has no money to do so.]
[Damn it, he still wants to take a concubine after all this, what a man! It turns out that even if a man is poor, he still wants to sleep with a woman.]
When the emperor heard her thoughts, his face immediately darkened: What do you mean you can’t afford to buy underwear? Don’t spread rumors.
It’s not that I can’t afford it, it’s that I don’t want to change it. I just like the leopard print one, is that not okay?
The queen covered her face and laughed secretly. She knew that Xiang Hua would never let her down. Women should help other women.
Dog Emperor, if you take them all into the harem, I will make them eat coarse food and do manual labor every day to see how long they can last.
The vast land is yours, but I have the final say in the harem.
Eunuch Liu took out an account book from somewhere and quietly handed it to the emperor.
After seeing this, the emperor's face became even uglier. He was so angry. He was out of money again!
Why is it that the speed at which he makes money can never keep up with the speed at which he spends it?
After seeing the debt figures, the emperor completely lost the idea of taking a concubine. "Let's do everything according to the Queen's wishes."
Knowing that he had no money, he gave the queen some face. You have to know that the queen is a wealthy lady from the richest merchant family in Dagua.
Many times, the penniless emperor was supported by the rich queen, and the emperor who was with a rich woman had to bow his head.
A real man can bend and stretch, he always comforted himself this way.
A man who lives off women should be tough when he needs to be tough, and soft when he needs to be soft.
As expected, the queen directly eliminated Yixiu, Zhenhuan and Huafei, leaving only An Xiaoniao, Sheng Meizhuang and Ji Beibei.
The three of them were conferred the title of concubine. When the announcement came out, there was wailing on Dagua Street.
Many people bet on Yixiu and Huafei. The harder they bet at the beginning, the more miserably they lose now.
As the last woman chosen by the emperor, Shang Zhitou took on the important task of leading the three men to familiarize themselves with the harem.
She looked at the expectant expressions on the three people's faces and couldn't help smiling.
It was like a senior girl who had just finished military training. When she saw the junior girls who had just entered school and were about to undergo military training, she was so happy.
Hehe, it’s finally your turn to suffer.
The first meal they had after entering the palace was simple tea and plain food, and they just thought it would be like this for the first day.
The next day, the three of them were forced to work early in the morning. After a tiring day, the food was even worse than the first day.
The same thing happened on the third day. I got up earlier than a chicken, slept later than a pig, and was as tired as an ox or a horse.
Every day they ask, "When can we see the emperor? When will the emperor visit us?"
Shang Zhitou smiled faintly, "Well, let's see when your cards can be turned over. But you need to bid to turn over the cards, and the person with the highest bid will get it."
This matter was led by the Queen Mother, who used the pretext of generating income for the harem, and all the auction money naturally went into her pocket.
She would offer a price when she wanted to sleep with the emperor, and would give the opportunity to others when she didn't want to sleep with the emperor.
An Xiaoniao, Sheng Meizhuang and Ji Beibei looked at each other, why is the palace like this?
It's completely different from what they thought.
I thought that after being chosen as a concubine, I would be able to rise to the top and become a phoenix. I didn't expect that this would be the beginning of working like a slave. My life was even harder than at home.
Although the three of them were not from wealthy families, they had never had to worry about food and clothing since childhood. When they arrived at the palace, they had to start being treated like slaves.
Only at this moment did An Xiaoniao, Sheng Meizhuang and Ji Beibei deeply understand what it meant to be trapped in the palace like a sea.
It turns out that people in the palace are not well fed and have to work.
After the draft, the country of Gua returned to its peaceful days.
In the Golden Palace, Xiang Hua, who was attending court, was still cracking melon seeds and eating melon.
[Xiaogua, what's the latest news? ]
System: [Of course, didn’t you notice anything unusual about the civil and military officials? ]
Xiang Hua glanced around: [Nothing unusual, they all have stern faces, wear baggy clothes, and look lifeless.]
The civil and military officials who were said to be half dead: Are you polite? We didn't provoke you!
The emperor, sitting high up in the hall, revealed a barely perceptible smile.
The word "half-dead" is used very well!
These old guys always have this expression when they go to court every day! If you don't know, you would think I owe them 250 taels of silver.
System: [Host, didn't you notice that Master Chi Yiqian hasn't come to court for several days? ]
Xiang Hua: [How would I know? I don’t even know him, so who would pay attention to him? Just tell me what’s going on with him.]
Eunuch Liu was speechless: Old Swan, you have been in the same court for three months, and you, an eighth-rank Buddha, don't even know a third-rank official. How can you still be so proud?
The emperor silently opened the roster and took a look. Chi Yiqian had not been to work for several days. It seemed that he had not shown up since the talent show.
System: [Chi Yiqian hasn't appeared recently because he was set up by a witch and thrown into jail.]
Xiang Hua's small mouth turned into a small O: [Scam? Is it the scam I understand? ]
The civil and military officials were all confused: What immortal? What kind of person? What kind of immortal trap?
Does it mean that the gods are dancing? Or is it the ancestors dancing?
The emperor pricked up his ears and listened carefully, fearing that he would miss any details.
Sometimes he really wanted Xiang Hua to stand next to him when he went to court so that he could eat melons more conveniently.
The system continued: [Chi Yiqian was seduced by a beautiful woman. When they were about to complete the great harmony of life, a group of officials rushed in and arrested them on the charge of prostitution. Chi Yiqian didn't know that those officials were fake and everything was set up in advance.]
Xiang Hua eats melon seeds and spits out the shells: [What's going on? As a third-rank official, can't he keep such things private? Why was he thrown into jail? ]
[This is not the first time Chi Yiqian has encountered such a thing. He has had several private affairs. This time he insisted that he had found true love. He would rather go to jail than believe that the other party was a liar. He even threatened to divorce his wife and marry that woman. ]
Xiang Hua's mouth changed from a small o to a big O: [So Chi Yiqian is a fool! Others learn from their mistakes, but he is always learning from them, learning from them, learning from them, learning from them, learning from them, learning from them...]
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