Stupid man who never learns his lesson deserves to be thrown into jail.
System: [Host, it’s not just Chi Yiqian who got fooled in this matter. There are many others as well. Many people in the court, both civil and military, have been fooled in this way.]
Xiang Hua's expression at this moment became speechless:
[Do all the civil and military officials in the court have no IQ? Oh, I don't know what to say to them. They usually look decent, but I didn't expect that they are so extravagant in private. If men were to obey the law and not cheat outside, they wouldn't be cheated. ]
Some of the civil and military officials lowered their heads and laughed secretly. This Chi Yiqian was so silly and cute that he wanted to find another woman to go to Yihongyuan.
What kind of women are there in Yihong Courtyard? You are so old, and you still believe in true love or false love. Don't be ridiculous.
Some people were so nervous that they were shaking all over. They had been cheated by such tricks before and were afraid that the other party would report the case to the police, so they just paid money and settled the matter privately.
I felt something was odd at the time, but now I know it was all a scam, a trap.
The emperor's hand trembled as he drank tea. What did she just say?
Many people in the court have been fooled by this trick? What's wrong with these men? Why can't they control their lower bodies?
It seems that I have to find some time to focus on the ideological and moral education work of Dagua.
Let them all learn from me, and learn what is the best man in the world.
I never go to those places of entertainment, let alone flirt with any beautiful girls outside.
I only have three thousand ordinary beauties in my harem.
System: [Host, you are absolutely right, so I say that the only good man in Dagua is the emperor. ]
Xiang Hua almost laughed out loud: [Little melon, I seriously doubt whether the emperor has recharged you, otherwise why would you always side with him. ]
System: [Oh, what are you charging for? What are you renewing for? This system is not a garbage system that only knows how to charge. We make a living by absorbing the sound of people cracking melon seeds. You know that.]
The civil and military officials suddenly realized that it was no wonder that Xiang Hua was eating melon seeds every day. It turned out that it was for his own system.
I used to think that she was just greedy, but I didn't expect that she has been silently contributing to others. How come her image suddenly became much taller?
The emperor also suddenly realized. No wonder she had insisted on asking him for the right to eat melon seeds as much as he wanted when she went to court before. It turned out that it was all for this system.
This system is good. It can always see the essence through the phenomenon. Others think that I must be very unfaithful with three thousand beauties in my harem, but only it thinks that I am a good person.
No, from now on I have to let all the civil and military officials eat melon seeds together. I must send a large amount of energy to the system.
Xiang Hua rolled her eyes silently several times in her heart, and finally decided not to bother with the useless system.
[Xiaogua, has Chi Yiqian been convicted? Can I go and see his joke? ]
The system calculated: [It's settled. Sleeping with a decent woman is considered a crime of soliciting prostitution. According to the laws of Dagua, all prostitutes will be sentenced to prison.]
[Rape? Prison punishment? Which one? ]
[It means eunuch, and the punishment is to get the balls. 】
[Oh my god, soliciting prostitution directly results in a bonus meal, how cruel. I have to say, the emperor's punishment is very severe, not bad, not bad. Hehehehe...]
Xiang Hua laughed silently, and all the civil and military officials felt a burst of pain in their balls.
Those people who were given money to keep quiet by the honey trap are now extremely grateful that they were wise at the time, otherwise they would have been killed.
The emperor was also troubled: Chi Yiqian, you idiot, is it worth it to be beaten for such a small matter? She is just a woman, buddy, don't take it too seriously.
When Eunuch Liu heard the word "Gadan", he couldn't help but feel heartbroken.
I think he was too young back then, and for the so-called fame, wealth and power, he was blinded by greed and embarked on a path of no return.
If he could live again, he would definitely not choose to be a eunuch. He would find a wife, have children, carry on the family line, and have thousands of descendants.
But he is a eunuch now, he has to stay calm and watch Chi Yiqian being beheaded.
He wanted other men to taste the suffering that Eunuch Liu had endured.
System: [Host, do you want to go to the scene to see the egg? ]
Xiang Hua almost choked on the melon seeds in her mouth: [Is this something a virgin like me can see? ]
System: [What's wrong with that? You've seen pornographic pictures and touched male models, so what's the point of looking at a dick?]
All the civil and military officials in the court said: Oh my god, oh my god, there is a melon inside the melon, Xiang Hua turns out to be such a person.
It seems that the rumors are true. She really touched the male model. This little girl is really brave.
Isn’t she afraid that her father will break her legs?
Everyone unconsciously looked at the official.
Xiang Daguan looked cold and said nothing:
Can I say beating her is useless? I can't control my daughter at all!
And don't try to get me to talk, just run towards me! No one can catch up with me!
The emperor lowered his head and thought, I haven't seen the egg yet? I also want to see what's going on.
I wonder if the Queen wants to go with me to see it? No, I have to ask her later.
Xiang Hua was once again speechless at the system's words. After being speechless, her curiosity suddenly aroused.
[Xiaogua, if this man is hit in the balls, how do he pee? Does he stand or squat? Or does he not need to pee at all?]
The system was a little confused for a moment: [Host, this question is beyond my understanding, and I don’t know. Why don’t you ask Eunuch Liu? He is a eunuch, he must know.]
Xiang Hua was surprised: [Fuck, there are things you don't know. Have I not eaten enough melon seeds recently? Have I neglected you? Are you hiding something from me? ]
The system shook its head like a wave: [That’s not true, host, please don’t wrongly accuse me. ]
[I am very disappointed with your system. You should reflect on yourself and ask yourself why you don’t even know such basic common sense.]
[Host, you don't know either, right? Are you afraid to ask Eunuch Liu? ]
Xiang Hua raised her head and looked at Eunuch Liu silently: [Who said I don't dare? I will go and ask after the court session. ]
The system immediately gave her a thumbs up: [As expected of you, it’s you again, come on, host! ]
The emperor turned his head to glance at Eunuch Liu and said, Damn, I also want to know how he pee.
Eunuch Liu felt frightened when being stared at by everyone: Oh no, this wave is coming for me!
What's wrong with you guys? You're a bunch of perverts! If you want to know the answer, why don't you just smash your balls and find out?
Isn't the point now that Chi Yiqian is going to be beaten to death? What does it have to do with my innocent eunuch Liu?
I have no balls, I am not the one who is flirting with other women or visiting prostitutes!
Those who ask me why I don’t visit prostitutes, you are simply murdering people!
Xiang Hua had just finished eating the melon seeds in his pocket: "Xiaogua, how do you think I can get out of here? I want to go to the prison to watch Chi Yiqian get beaten to death."
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