The prince fainted and never woke up again this time.
He fell heavily into the pigsty, and the pigs gathered around him, pushing him around curiously.
Some nosy pigs even bit his clothes and hummed happily.
"Your Highness, this old servant...this old servant is here to save you!" Eunuch Liu climbed up from the ground and rushed to the pigpen, lifting his wide skirt.
For the sake of the prince, he risked everything. The worst that could happen was that he would be bitten to death by a pig!
Others died on the battlefield, but he died at the hands of a pig. Although it doesn't sound very glorious, it was for the prince and the future emperor. He died for his country and it was a worthy death.
Unfortunately, things did not go as planned. Just as Eunuch Liu rushed to the pigpen fence shouting, a pig ran over as if to greet him.
Eunuch Liu's mind was blank. All that remained was the stinging pain of being bitten on the butt by a pig when he was a child, and the sound of people laughing around him.
"Old slave..." Before Eunuch Liu could finish his words, his eyes rolled back and he fainted.
Xiang Hua looked at Eunuch Liu who had fainted outside the pigsty, and then looked at the prince who had fainted inside the pigsty, feeling overwhelmed.
Two useless men, what's so scary about pigs? Pigs are so cute.
Xiang Hua opened the pigsty and dragged the prince out.
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When Prince Xiao Ming woke up again, he had changed into clean clothes and was lying in his bedroom.
"You're awake." Xiang Hua yawned and stretched.
"What are you doing? Why are you here? Someone, come here, this is molest!"
The prince was only wearing a thin piece of underwear. When he saw a woman named Xiang Hua sitting at the head of his bed, his first reaction was that this woman was going to molest him.
The Empress Dowager said that boys should protect themselves when they are outside!
"Prince, you are awake. Don't be afraid. This is your own bedroom. This is Master Xiang Hua. Do you remember her?"
Eunuch Liu rushed in when he heard the noise. He had failed to save the prince just now, so he was now being extra attentive.
He reached out and touched the prince's forehead, fearing that he would become stupid after waking up.
"I know..." The prince finally calmed down. He just dreamed that pigs were biting his clothes, which scared him to death.
Fortunately it was just a dream.
"Um... Mr. Xiaoxiang, where is the pig?"
"Look, there it is." Xiang Hua nodded.
The prince suddenly felt something warm moving next to his right leg.
Oh my God, oh my God, could that be... No way, no way!
The prince closed his mouth tightly and gently pinched a corner of the quilt.
Hum, hum, a familiar sound came.
Big fan-like ears, a wet nose, and a mouth that seems to be chewing something.
ah--
It's that pig!
The pig was actually in his bed!
Ahhh——
The prince yelled three times, and the sound like a pig being slaughtered spread throughout the entire East Palace.
Several guards with swords and secret guards rushed out at the same time.
"Prince, are you okay?"
At this time, the prince had already jumped into Xiang Hua's arms.
Xiang Hua looked down at him and said, "You are such a coward as the crown prince!"
The prince pulled at his clothes and jumped up immediately.
He wanted to go back to his bed, but when he thought of the pig there, he immediately gave up the idea.
"Eunuch Liu, Eunuch Liu, save me!" He pulled Eunuch Liu's sleeve and hid behind him.
The sword-wielding guards and the secret guards looked at each other, wanting to laugh but not daring to.
Everyone was shaking violently, as if a group of people were having a stroke.
After all, Eunuch Liu was a man who had seen the world. He coughed lightly and said, "Everyone, go down. Don't tell anyone about what happened today, or I'll cut off your tongues."
Eunuch Liu is a big tongue-cutting expert in the area. Many people are tongue-less because of him.
"Yes." The sword-carrying guards and secret guards walked out of the door tremblingly. From a distance, they looked like a group of middle school boys walking on the ground with devilish steps.
After everyone left, the prince found a random piece of clothing and put it on, "I...I won't sleep tonight."
It seems that Xiao Ming would rather die than sleep with a pig tonight!
"Whatever you want." Xiang Hua yawned.
The prince was relieved to see her leaving. He was inexplicably afraid of this woman.
Xiang Hua walked to the door and turned around and said, "Then you will wet the bed for the rest of your life."
The prince saw a sense of gloating and a hint of threat in her expression.
"Eunuch Liu, look at her, cut off her tongue!" The prince held Eunuch Liu's hand and said pitifully.
Eunuch Liu held his forehead and sighed, "No, Your Highness. What Xiang said is also very reasonable. Those who achieve great things do not care about trivial matters.
As for the piglet, I have had it cleaned. Look how white and tender it is. How cute it is.”
After Eunuch Liu said the word cute, the pig on the bed hummed twice in cooperation.
As if responding, look, look how cute and lovable I am.
The prince looked at Zhuzhu, then at Eunuch Liu, the expression on his face was indescribable.
This old guy must be blind. How can he think pigs are cute?
How on earth is it cute?
The pig on the bed seemed to understand what he was thinking, and it whined and pushed the prince's pillow to the ground.
Humph, you said I, the old pig, am not cute? If you have the guts, don’t sleep with me tonight!
You bastard, in order to avoid wetting the bed, you have to get into my bed.
If you open your eyes and look at me, I don’t believe that your eyes are empty!
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