Everyone pricked up their ears. On the one hand, they were simply curious, but on the other hand, if it could really be transferred, they would definitely stop it from happening as soon as possible.
After all, no one wants to be like Hao Zhangfu, who was stripped naked in the Golden Palace just to see if he was pregnant.
I don’t want to vomit and clean the room every day during court.
Although Xiang Hua's voice proved that Mrs. Hao Zhang was a good husband as her name suggested, none of the civil and military officials wanted to be such a good husband.
System: [A woman who steps on her husband's shoes on her wedding night will transfer her morning sickness to him. Host, I'm only telling you this in secret, we are the best in the world.]
Xiang Hua silently wrote down: [If I have the chance, I will definitely try it. Let a man also experience the pain of a woman's pregnancy. Just thinking about it is very satisfying. Hehehe.]
Xiang Hua's laughter echoed in the Golden Palace for a long time. Everyone felt frightened but dared not say anything.
The emperor quickly dismissed everyone, as he was afraid that if he continued listening, he would lose control of his murderous urge.
…
After court dismissal, Xiang Hua rode his donkey leisurely on the way home as usual.
The system suddenly reminded: [Host, two new melons were detected. ]
Xiang Hua was eating melon seeds while casually responding: [What's new? ]
System: [The first one is that the person is on his way back. He will probably return to his country in a few days.]
[If you hadn't told me, I would have almost forgotten about him. He gave up being a prince and insisted on going to Xiangxiang Country to suffer. I don't know if he has lost his mind.]
[Host, you don't know this. Do you know what Xiangxiang Country produces in abundance? It produces a lot of beautiful women. Although he is stupid, he is a male, and males naturally love beautiful women.]
[Well, that means he's not that stupid. What's the other melon?]
The system patted its nonexistent head: [There is a concubine in the harem who is hanging herself. ]
Xiang Hua grabbed the mule's rope and braked it suddenly: [What? A concubine is hanging herself? ]
[Yes, it was the Concubine Hanging. She loved the Emperor deeply, but the Emperor often ignored her, so she would hang herself at any time.]
[Little melon, let's not get involved in this matter. It's the emperor's family affair.]
The system nodded its nonexistent head: [Host, what you said makes sense. You can ignore it, but you can go and watch the fun. There are already a lot of people in the harem watching the fun.]
[Let's go, Xiao Luohao! ] If Xiang Hua had any hesitation, it would be disrespectful to the word "eat melon".
…
In the palace.
The concubine was standing on a high stool with her head hanging on a rope.
She was very emotional and kept muttering something. Whenever someone approached her, she would pretend to kick over a stool and strangle herself.
The emperor was in a dilemma, and Empress Cuihua was trying to comfort him by fanning the flames.
"Your Majesty, you know this sister. She is always trying to kill herself. If she really wanted to die, she would have done it secretly a long time ago. Why would she alarm so many people? Don't you think so?"
The emperor did not respond. This matter could be a big deal or a small one.
To put it simply, as long as we can persuade her to come down, there will be no problem. As for whether she will hang herself again next time, we'll talk about it next time.
To put it in a more serious way, if she really hanged herself, not only would her own reputation be ruined, but it would also be difficult to explain to her family.
The queen rolled her eyes silently: You are just thinking about the little money that the concubine gave you. If she dies, no one will give you money to spend in the future.
You are such a good little gigolo, other people marry wives and give them money to spend, but you marry a bunch of wives to support you.
Although the Queen saw through everything, she did not say anything, and continued to conscientiously persuade the Emperor and the Concubine.
Xiang Hua arrived at this time.
Everyone smelled a foul odor from afar, and when they turned around, they saw Hua riding a mule towards them, and behind her was a pile of mule shit.
There were several large lumps, loose and steaming, and the disgusting smell made everyone cover their mouths and noses unconsciously.
Even the concubine who was hanging herself could smell it, and she covered her nose with one hand.
There are villains who want to harm me and they actually resort to such despicable means.
She would rather be hanged than die of stench.
The palace maids and eunuchs who were responsible for cleaning this area looked at each other in confusion: Damn, who is going to clean up those piles of shit?
A few people looked at each other and soon came up with an answer: let Xiang come and clean up later, since he should pay for the sins his daughter had committed.
The Emperor's birthday will be in a few days, and by then, we must ask Official Xiang to clean the house spotlessly.
When the emperor saw Xiang Hua coming, he felt relieved. He always felt that this awesome woman could solve all his problems.
"Xiang Aiqing, are you here alone?"
Xiang Hua's mouth twitched, "I'm sorry, I'm not alone, I have the Party and the people behind me."
She didn't come alone, she could have come with a group of ghosts. What a stupid question this is, Your Majesty.
The emperor soon realized what he was talking about. "Lord Xiang, do you have any way to get the Concubine to come down? She wants to commit suicide!"
She saw the emperor's anxiety, but didn't take it seriously. "Tell me, how did you offend her?"
"Um...well." The emperor suddenly felt embarrassed.
"I just met the Queen, and then went to Concubine Gua, and she said... that I smelled like another woman's perfume."
Xiang Hua didn't understand so she asked the system: [Xiaogua, what is Xianglu? ]
System: [Fragrance dew is perfume. ]
Xiang Hua: [After searching the temple, the emperor is quite coquettish. He went to look for Concubine Hanging right after visiting the queen in broad daylight. Could he have gone to the queen's bed right after court?]
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