The maidservant beside the queen looked confused and whispered, "Your Majesty, the concubine is hanging herself, she cannot be given a ten-foot-long scarf."
The queen said "oh" and turned around to scold Concubine Hang.
"You shameless thing, what do you mean? Can't I sleep with my own husband? You are always so desperate. If you have the guts to die, come down and fight me. I will tear your dog face to pieces!"
The palace maids and eunuchs present were already accustomed to these kinds of incidents.
Anyway, in the harem, the concubines quarreled every day, and the most combative one among them was the queen.
It was the first time that Xiang Hua saw the Queen quarreling. She had to say that she was really amazing, otherwise how could she become the Queen.
It seems that reasoning doesn't work among this group of women. Only quarreling can show one's strength.
Concubine Gua was obviously no match for the Queen, and she cried even more miserably after being scolded.
It can be seen that her force value is 0, and her only skill is crying.
Normally, whenever she cried, the emperor would satisfy her many unreasonable requests out of pity. But today, the emperor had already listened to her crying for an hour, and his patience was almost worn out.
"My dear minister, I ask you to help persuade the concubine." The emperor looked helpless and even used the word "please".
Xiang Hua was flattered, "Your Majesty, rest assured. I will take care of this matter."
The system issued a red alert: [Warning, host, don't talk big, be careful of the death of the concubine, the emperor will come to settle accounts with you. ]
Xiang Hua disagreed: [The emperor is looking for me to settle accounts with, not you, why are you issuing a red alert? ]
The system cried: [Host, we are on the same boat, sharing a common destiny. If you die, I will die too. I sent this red alert to myself. I am so miserable to have met a host like you. ]
Xiang Hua's mother tongue at this moment is speechless: [Little melon, stop crying, I get it! Your crying is uglier than that of a concubine. ]
Cough, cough, cough. Xiang Hua coughed twice, took out his own royal loudspeaker, turned up the volume to the maximum, and shouted at Concubine Gua.
"Listen to me, people inside. You are surrounded. Do not resist fearlessly. Surrender immediately and I will spare your life."
Silence, silence is the harem at this moment.
Everyone unconsciously picked their ears. What did they hear?
The princess was surrounded? If she didn't surrender, she would die?
By the way, is this how you persuade people? If you are not sure, listen again.
Amidst everyone's confused expressions, Xiang Hua scratched her head embarrassedly.
"Ahem, I made a mistake. Let's try again."
When the concubine in the house heard that she was surrounded and her life was threatened, she thought for a moment that she had traveled into a police and gangster movie.
Xiang Hua picked up the loudspeaker and shouted again.
"Princess Gua, listen to me, all men are bad, and we women just need to love ourselves well."
The concubine in the room was very moved after hearing this. She thought that women should really take good care of themselves.
But just when she was moved for a second, Xianghua's loud speaker sounded again.
"If the whole world doesn't want you anymore, remember to come find me. I know several human traffickers."
Everyone: Uh... This is the first time I hear such a novel line of persuasion. I’ll listen to it again if I’m not sure.
The hand of the Concubine holding the rope trembled slightly: What's going on? I haven't even hanged myself yet, and the human traffickers are waiting for me. So, I might as well hang myself.
Xiang Hua continued to speak with the loud speaker.
"My Lady, all crows in this world are black, and there are a lot of shameless toads on the ground. Even the white silver will be stained with dust, who doesn't have a guilty conscience? No matter how beautiful the flowers are, they will wither, who dares to say that they have no guilt? Follow me, I allow you to take advantage of others' power."
"When you are tired and hungry, eat melon seeds, drink Auntie Dagua's milk tea, you can eat anything, but don't eat the bitterness of love."
"Don't shed a tear for love, and don't lose sleep over money."
"You are so beautiful now, it doesn't matter if you have a bad temper. Don't care whether the dog emperor loves you or not. That's not important. The most important thing is to be happy."
Silence. The harem was dead silent.
The emperor who was called a dog emperor had a hard time saying: What does this have to do with me? I am just a little cutie who knows nothing.
The queen secretly gave Xiang Hua a thumbs up: This girl is teachable. I only dared to curse the dog emperor behind his back, but I didn't expect that you, Xiang Hua, would dare to curse him right in front of the emperor.
Xianghua, you are my God!
The concubine in the room was in deep doubt at this moment. She suspected that all the books of sages that she had read before were in vain.
I doubt whether what I was taught since childhood, that the husband is the head of the wife, is all bullshit.
She had never been so clear-headed before at this moment, and everything Xiang Hua said made sense.
She is so rich and beautiful, why does she have to worry about life and death for an old man? If she really died, I'm afraid even the dog emperor wouldn't shed a tear for her.
It is even possible that he will immediately start a new wave of talent shows and find a few young rich women to support him, an old gigolo.
The little maidservant kneeled on the ground and cried, "Madam, please come down quickly. I will ask the master for some more banknotes later. Madam, I will bid for it for you tonight and let the emperor pick your tag."
Concubine Gua's face looked very unhappy. Bidding for the emperor's sign has always been an unwritten rule in the harem.
But the more she thought about it, the more she felt something was wrong. Hasn't it always been men who spend money to find women?
How come everything in this harem is turned upside down, just because the emperor is the only man?
But his skills are not worth that much money. They can even be said to be mediocre and average.
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