Dagua Street.
Xiang Hua was sleeping soundly when she was suddenly lifted up from the bed.
A rough roar came from my ear: "Sleep, sleep, sleep, the sun is shining on your butt, what time is it and you are still sleeping? You have to go to court today, why don't you get up!"
Xiang Hua rubbed her ears which were almost deafened by the yelling, opened her eyes, and what she saw was her father's face with a crooked nose due to anger.
"Dad, what time is it? The rooster hasn't even crowed yet? Do we have to go to court so early?"
As he was speaking, the sound of roosters crowing was heard from the yard, each one louder than the last.
The rooster that was called out felt that if he didn't crow, he would be letting down Xiang Hua's expectations of him.
"If you don't get up, don't blame me for beating you." Xiang Daguan had already put on his court robes and threw one to Xiang Hua.
Xiang Hua looked at the clothes, and as she looked at them her eyes closed she fell asleep again.
She kept repeating in her heart, I will only sleep for 1 minute, give me time for a song...
She slept like this for minute after minute, and half an hour passed in the blink of an eye.
Finally, Xiang, the official, could no longer bear it and stuffed his daughter into court robes, then took her to court on the family mule.
Xiang Daguan was walking in front, while Xiang Hua was sleeping on the mule, swaying from side to side.
The two of them arrived at the gate of the palace, and the guards did not stop them, so the two of them entered the palace.
She went straight to the entrance of the Golden Palace, left her daughter behind and ran to find her own seat.
Xiang Hua was wearing loose court robes and had difficulty moving. She struggled for a long time but couldn't get off the mule.
Fortunately, Shangguan Dazhuang, the captain of Xuanjie who was passing by, couldn't bear to see her suffer so he helped her get off the mule.
"Thank you, kind man." Xiang Hua smiled at him with her messy hair.
Shangguan Dazhuang waved his hand, "Of course I should."
Xiang Hua had just taken two steps when she stepped on her court dress and fell flat on her face.
Shangguan Dazhuang subconsciously reached out to help her, but she pulled him and he fell too.
The difference is that Xiang Hua fell at the mule's feet, while Shangguan Dazhuang fell behind the mule's butt.
The mule had defecated at some point, and Shangguan Dazhuang fell down with mule shit all over his body.
He stood up shakily and looked at his clothes in horror. "Oh my God, what should I do?"
"Um, well, why don't you go in first." Xiang Hua kindly reminded that the court session was about to begin, and it would not be too late to deal with it after the session.
As for the smell, it will soon pass if you endure it.
Xiang Hua thinks so, but others don’t think so.
Halfway through his court session, the Emperor smelled a foul odor that came from nowhere.
"What's that smell? Don't you guys brush your teeth in the morning? Your bad breath is coming to me."
Everyone endured it for a long time. Prime Minister Gongsun Tudou immediately stood up and pointed at Shangguan Dazhuang and said, "It's him, the Xuanjie Captain Shangguan Dazhuang. He...he is covered in shit."
"Go wash." The emperor covered his nose.
Shangguan Dazhuang, the captain of the Xuanjie Army, was brought to the lake by several guards. No one dared to touch him, for fear of getting themselves covered in shit.
"Go down and wash it yourself." Gongsun Tudou urged.
"My Lord, the water is a little cold. I don't think I stink anymore. If you don't believe me, try smelling it."
Shangguan Dazhuang said this and took two steps closer, putting his arm in front of Lord Gongsun's nose.
"Ah...you deserve to die!" Gongsun Tudou yelled, retreated three steps at a time, and jumped far away.
Xiang Hua was watching from the side and couldn't help but sigh that Lord Gongsun had such a good jumping ability.
It’s as strong as the prince’s waist!
Shangguan Dazhuang hesitated for a long time and refused to jump into the lake.
Xiang Hua took a step forward and kicked him hard on the butt, "Brother, I can only help you up to this point. You helped me up just now, and now I will take you down. We are even now."
ah--
Shangguan Dazhuang shouted and plunged into the lake like a cannonball.
He kicked and thrashed about with his hands and feet and screamed so loudly that the mule tied to the side broke free from the rope and ran around the palace.
The sword-wielding guards and palace maids, a large group of people, hurried to chase the mule.
Shangguan Dazhuang struggled and suddenly stood up. He was stunned for a moment and scratched the back of his head embarrassedly, "This... the lake is quite shallow."
The water in the lake was only up to his knees, but he had been howling in the water like a pig being slaughtered for half an hour.
Thinking that he was almost done washing, Shangguan Dazhuang dragged his wet body back to the court.
Everyone still stayed away from him, as if the smell was still there.
After standing for a while, Xiang Hua began to feel drowsy. In order to prevent herself from falling asleep, she woke up the system which was also snoring.
[Little melon, little melon, wake up. Going to court is so boring, come and give me a big melon to eat. ]
【Come on, come on, whose gossip do you want to hear? 】
[What happened to Sima Ruhua? ]
Everyone pricked up their ears.
The emperor also leaned forward slightly: Here it comes, another melon, great!
Eunuch Liu has already run to Xiang Hua's side. Now he not only has to eat the melon himself, but also has to be responsible for relaying the message to the emperor.
After all, the emperor is quite far away and sometimes he may not be able to hear you.
Sima Ruhua looked pale. Old Swan, why didn't she let him go? He was almost ruined by her!
[Madam Sima burned all of Ruhua's women's things, and even took the whole family to the temple to burn incense for several days, and even found a master to call back the soul of Lady Ruhua.] The system's voice was actually a little excited.
[Lord Ruhua is not allowed to take a bath or wash his hair every day, and is not allowed to change his clothes. Madam Sima said that this is the only way to look more manly.]
When Shangguan Dazhuang heard this, he shook his colleague next to him vigorously and said, "The smell was not coming from him."
Sima Ruhua hasn't taken a shower for a long time, so it must be his smell.
Woo woo woo, he was so wronged.
Several colleagues next to you pinched their noses and dodged, the key is that you don’t smell good either!
Xiang Hua took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket and asked while eating them.
[Little melon, little melon, keep going, don’t stop, I have all the melon seeds ready. ]
The system cleared its throat.
[Mrs. Sima not only did not allow Lord Ruhua to take a bath, she also made him do all kinds of physical work, such as chopping wood and fetching water.
Mr. Ruhua has to work under the sun every noon, and he can't wear clothes. Madam Sima said that she wanted to turn his fair face into a dark one. 】
【Hahaha, Lady Ruhua is so miserable.】
After listening to a passage, Eunuch Liu ran to the emperor in small steps.
The emperor waved his hands cheerfully, and I heard it all.
All the civil and military officials were trying to hold back their laughter.
Only Sima Ruhua looked ashen: "..."
Why hasn't the earth exploded yet?
Otherwise, some aliens would come and take me away. I really can’t stay in this place anymore.
The system absorbed some more energy and continued.
[He is not as miserable as this. The worst person should be Lord Dongfang Buliang.]
[What's wrong with him? Didn't he take Dawei granules? He shouldn't be impotent again, right? ]
Xianghua was a little curious. Could it be that the Dawei granules were ineffective?
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