Seeing her like that, Guafei and Shangzhitou immediately snatched a book and put it in their pockets. Of course, they would go back and read this kind of thing secretly.
"Ahem, the gossip I want to talk about is actually related to this comic book. The emperor has made a great plan and wants to practice the above moves one by one with the concubines in the palace."
When Princess Gua said the word "great", she almost fainted from laughter.
"The emperor likes to be spanked, so I always whip him hard with a broom." Shang Zhitou looked weak, but the words she said were like a thunderbolt, which made Xiang Hua hug her head.
Damn, what did she hear? So perverted! The emperor is so perverted!
Gua Fei rolled her eyes and said, that’s it, this is all child’s play.
"The Emperor always asks Eunuch Liu to falsify the records. He counts it as three times when it was only once, and six times when it was two times."
Xiang Hua's expression was hard to describe. "If you want to fake something like this, then don't you have to pretend and test your acting skills every day?"
Hahahaha, the three of them laughed at the same time and nodded as they laughed.
The Queen laughed so hard that she knocked over the plate beside her, and the golden melon seeds scattered all over the floor. The maids hurriedly tried to pick them up.
"And the emperor likes to ask..." The queen said halfway.
"Ask me if I love him." The three women said almost in unison.
Xiang Hua's face showed a look of astonishment again. This arrogant and spoiled emperor actually asked people whether they loved him or not.
"How do you answer that? What else can you say besides love?"
"Yes, the dog emperor asked such a stupid question. People who don't know him would think he is in love, right, Queen Concubine?"
The queen seemed to be scolding the emperor, but she was actually making indirect innuendos to harm the concubine.
The Concubine Gua was not angry, but admitted calmly, "I admit that I did have a love-brain problem before."
"You are just an old man. I don't know what's going on with your Majesty's love affair." Xiang Hua interrupted. Majesties are as pretty as flowers, fragrant and soft, but the dog emperor is just an old man.
The three ladies were all stunned, and the room was eerily quiet.
The little maid who was picking up golden melon seeds nearby was so frightened that she dared not breathe. She had heard a lot of shocking things today.
If these things were to get out, it would be a capital crime, especially Xiang Hua's words. How dare she say that the emperor was an old man?
The other ladies could be said to be complaining about their husbands, but wasn't it too much for Xiang Hua, an outsider, to say that?
Especially since she was only an eighth-rank editor and had no background at all.
After a period of silence, the Queen was the first to laugh out loud, and Concubine Gua and Shang Zhitou couldn't stop laughing either.
"My dear Xiang, Huaer, you are absolutely right. The dog emperor is just an old man, a pretentious old man." The queen complained with all her might.
"An old man who loves to show off, looks in the mirror every day and thinks he is Pan An." The concubine added.
"An old man who is both incompetent and playful, with no strength and no back. Life is like a play, and it all depends on my acting skills."
Shang Zhitou always says the most heartbreaking words in the softest tone.
Ha ha ha ha--
The women's laughter almost broke through the roof.
Just at this moment, the little maid who had just been sent out by Xiang Hua came back.
She was carrying two large baskets, one filled with melon seeds and peanuts, and the other with a large pot of milk tea.
"Ladies, melon seeds, peanuts and milk tea, the country remains unchanged, we are not old, let's get excited!"
The four women took the big bowls and drank the milk tea. They even clinked their cups with a sense of ritual, acting like the Four Heroes of Peach Garden.
Queen: "I am Cuihua Ecuador. I wish to become sisters with the three sisters. From now on, we will share happiness and difficulties together!"
Princess Gua: "Gua is willing to form a sworn brotherhood with my eldest sister, third sister and fourth sister, and share life and death with them!"
Shang Zhitou: "I, Shang Zhitou, am also willing to become sisters with the eldest sister, the second sister and the fourth sister, and never leave them!"
Xiang Hua: "Drink this cup of milk tea. From now on, we are good sisters with different fathers and different mothers!"
The four women gulped down a large bowl of milk tea and imitated the men by smashing the bowls to show their alliance.
Four women share a pot of milk tea, and scold men all night long
The targets of their insults ranged from the emperor to civil and military officials and even Eunuch Liu, launching an indiscriminate attack.
It's really easy to get carried away when it comes to gossiping about others behind their backs, and once you start, you can't stop.
Shang Zhitou lost another game of mahjong, and the queen was still blabbering and scolding the man. This woman even scolded her own father when she got angry.
"That old man insisted on sending me to the palace, saying that I would enjoy wealth and glory. I think he just doesn't want to give me a share of the family property."
After finishing the milk tea, Shang Zhitou suddenly sobered up, "Empress, we have so many people behind our backs tonight, isn't that a bad idea?"
Xiang Hua held her hand and said solemnly: "Zhitou, when we cricket behind others' backs, it shows that they have problems with their character. When others cricket us behind our backs, it shows that they have problems with their character even more. How can the people we scold be good people? How can the people who scold us be good people?"
Don't look for your own problems in everything, if you do, it will always be someone else's fault.
Shang Zhitou was stunned when he heard this.
The queen's eyes lit up, "Oh, sister, you are absolutely right, we won't go home until we are drunk tonight."
Then several maids brought several jars of wine. Once opened, the mellow aroma made people intoxicated and they didn't know how to go home.
"What a good wine! It smells so good." Xiang Hua is an alcoholic, but Xiang Daguan said that girls should not drink and often controlled her, so she could only hide away to drink.
Today is good, I can drink it openly. If my dad asks me, I will say that it is a reward from the ladies and I have to drink it.
"Come, drink, drink." The queen picked up the wine glass, and everyone drank the wine directly from the bowls they used to drink milk tea.
Shang Zhitou was drunk after a few drinks and couldn't hold the mahjong in her hand steadily. The cards were scattered in front of her eyes.
The concubine vomited after drinking and her face looked ugly, but she still persisted.
The queen drank and vomited at the same time, and she looked like she could still fight for three hundred rounds. If she hadn't fallen asleep while sitting, everyone would have thought she was not drunk.
Three of the four women fell down, and only Xiang Hua was still conscious.
She was a little panicked at the moment. Everyone else was drunk but I was the only one sober. Was I afraid I had drunk fake wine? !
Looking at the three drunken women at the table, she felt she had to do something.
So she picked up the wine in the bowl and splashed it on the faces of each lady.
The three women screamed at the same time and found out that the culprit was Queen Xianghua. The women's eyes were full of anger and they looked like they wanted to tear her to pieces.
Xiang Hua put down the bowl, approached the three people and said mysteriously: "Ladies, I'll take you to see the handsome guy, do you want to go?"
Handsome guy? The three of them looked at each other. Whoever didn't look was an idiot!
"Look, look, where is it?" The Queen cried anxiously.
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