Concubine Gua sat up suddenly, not caring about the twisted phoenix crown, her eyes shining.
"Who is it, who is it, which handsome guy?"
Shang Zhitou, who was already extremely drunk, also sobered up and jumped up.
"Handsome guy, handsome guy, I want to see a handsome guy, show me a handsome guy quickly."
Xiang Hua looked at the reactions of the three women and knew that she had come to the right place today.
Life is short and close friends are hard to come by, but now she has three of them at once.
They are all like her, they love playing mahjong, gossiping, drinking, and looking at handsome guys.
If a woman has three close friends in life, what more could she ask for?
He waved to Hua and said, "Just follow me. Hurry up and keep up."
The three ladies staggered behind, and the three little maids supported their masters while taking small steps to chase Xiang Hua in front.
In the middle of the night, several women walked and laughed, vomited, and finally arrived at their destination, the parade ground.
The parade ground is where the Imperial Guards train. It is almost dawn now, and the Imperial Guards are conducting drills day after day.
But today is a little different, there are a few more women on the field.
As Xiang Hua reached the gate of the training ground, she was stopped by someone.
"Who are you? Anyone who trespasses into the parade ground will be killed without mercy." A soldier roared fiercely.
Xiang Hua's ears hurt from being yelled at, and he was already seven-tenths drunk, but suddenly became three-tenths sober.
She kicked the man and caused his lumbar disc to protrude. "Why are you yelling? It's so noisy! Call your leader to talk!"
The young soldier covered his crotch with a look of pain on his face. This woman was not someone he could easily deal with. He had to go find help.
"Just wait, I'll ask our Lord Zhang to come over and beat you to death."
The women saw him holding his crotch and walking away with difficulty like a duck.
The Queen laughed so hard that she fell to the ground, and her clean clothes were covered with dust.
But she didn't care at all and kept laughing. When the concubines and monks on the branches saw the Queen's embarrassed look, they laughed so hard that they rolled on the ground.
The three maids hurriedly pulled their mistress.
When Qianhu Hou Zhang came over, he saw this scene. He frowned and his voice was louder than Xiang Hua's trumpet.
"Who is playing around here? How disrespectful!"
"You're yelling at your mom, it's killing me!" The concubine who had just been rolling on the ground suddenly started to cheat. She stood up with a somersault and went up to slap Captain Zhang in the face.
"How shameless! Those are the emperor's lines. How dare you snatch the emperor's lines? Are you tired of living?" Shang Zhitou was also possessed by the spirit of drama and scolded angrily.
The queen was still rolling on the ground, and the maid beside her couldn't pull her up and she fell down herself.
Captain Zhang was furious after being slapped and scolded by two crazy women for no reason.
"You bunch of crazy women, if you don't leave now, our Lord Bai will come and you will be dead!"
He shook the sword in his hand, as if to say, see? This thing has no eyes, be careful or I'll make you lose your heads.
"Lend me your sword to play with!" Xiang Hua stared at his sword infatuatedly.
Before Captain Zhang could refuse, Xiang Hua snatched his sword away.
"Open the door and let us in."
Without waiting for his answer, Xiang Hua kicked him in the crotch again, and Zhang Qiangu grimaced in pain.
“Hurry up, otherwise... I will kill... all... your entire clan.” Queen Cuihua laughed and fell down, and she spoke stutteringly.
"I will also kill...your entire... clan." Concubine Gua refused to be outdone.
"Count me in as one." Shang Zhi stumbled and threatened a wall.
The maid next to her hurriedly reminded her, "Madam, you are standing the wrong way. There is someone behind you."
Shang Zhitou refused to listen and continued to curse at a wall, and the Queen and Concubine Gua also joined in.
They are newly sworn sisters, and good sisters should stand in front of a wall in a neat row and curse at people.
Captain Zhang covered his crotch with his hands and chuckled in his heart as he looked at this group of crazy women.
You bunch of crazy women call yourselves the queen. You must be acting like a drama queen. Don't think that you can become a phoenix just by drinking a few bottles of horse urine.
Go and dream your big dreams!
Captain Zhang could not in any way connect these people with the usually dignified ladies.
Because of his low official position, he had no chance to meet the empress and the concubines. Moreover, the concubines usually lived in the deep palace for a long time and would not go out, let alone come to places like the parade ground.
The concubines in the harem do spend their entire lives in the harem. The better ones have their own bedrooms, while the worse ones can only survive in the cold palace.
But Xiang Hua's arrival broke everything. She played mahjong with the ladies, drank milk tea and wine, and they even became sworn sisters.
"Crazy woman, watch out!" Captain Zhang pretended to grab the sword in Xiang Hua's hand, but Xiang Hua's sword drew a circle in the air and with a click, it opened his pants.
Ahhh——
Ahhh——
Captain Zhang hurriedly pulled up his trousers and looked at the sword still sticking in his crotch. He was so scared that he almost lost his soul.
As a man, you can die on the battlefield, but you can't lose that thing.
He was still young and he didn't want to be a eunuch.
Led by the Empress, and starring Concubine Gua and Monk Zhitou, the three of them covered their eyes while screaming.
What the hell, it's too hot for the eyes!
Several maids who had never seen a man had blushing faces due to embarrassment.
Xiang Hua laughed out loud as she watched this scene.
As she was laughing, a knife suddenly appeared on her neck.
"Crazy woman, don't move, or I'll chop off your head." Bai Wanhu, the Marquis of Wanhu, suddenly appeared.
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