There was nothing on the platform except two huge stone lions.
The Queen, Xianghua and the other three were still happily discussing the men's abdominal and pectoral muscles.
"I love abdominal muscles the most. I want eight of them, not one less! The emperor only has one!" The queen stretched out her slender fingers and grabbed in the air, as if she was unhappy that no man was touching her.
"I like pectoral muscles the most, the bigger the better." Concubine Gua looked proud and added, "Your Majesty, they are too small, no!"
"I like thin waists the most, the kind like a male dog's waist! The emperor has no waist!" Shang Zhitou sighed, feeling a little disappointed.
Can't the emperor practice well? Even if not for himself, he should consider his sisters.
Humph, selfish dog emperor!
"Flowers, what do you like?"
"Fourth sister, what do you like?"
Seeing Xiang Hua in a daze, the three men pulled her sleeves.
"You saw a handsome guy and didn't tell us?" The Queen pouted.
Xianghua pointed at the thousands of arrows rapidly approaching from the sky, "Is that... is that a meteor?"
The three of them looked up at the same time, and there was nothing but darkness above their heads, even the moon was blocked out.
"It's a meteor, it must be a meteor. It's a large-scale meteor! Make a wish quickly!" The queen shouted excitedly, pulling her three sisters to kneel down.
The concubine closed her eyes and said piously, "May God bless you and let the emperor develop big pectoral muscles soon."
"Please bless the Buddha and may the emperor turn into a male dog." Shang Zhitou smiled.
"I pray to God to have mercy on the emperor and give him eight-pack abs." The queen was too pious.
Xiang Hua closed her eyes and shook her head, "I only want wealth and glory, not love! Money, money, money from all directions!"
The four men knelt in a row in a neat row. The three sober little girls behind them saw the arrows pressing down on them like a black cloud. They fainted as their eyes rolled back!
The three of them fainted at the same time!
After the four drunken women made their wishes, tens of thousands of arrows fell around them!
Because they were kneeling and the distance was too far and too high, the arrows of the Royal Guards did not hurt them at all.
Qin Yulang suddenly became nervous. These crazy women were indeed extraordinary. They actually dodged his attack of thousands of arrows!
"Archers, come again!" He still didn't believe it. With so many people and so many arrows, they still couldn't hit those crazy women!
So what if the distance is far and high? They are professionals in archery!
On the high platform, the four women tilted their heads and fell into deep thought, looking at the bows and arrows falling on the ground around them.
"Am I dazzled? How did this meteor fall?" The Queen looked surprised.
"What does God mean by this? Will I be able to see the emperor's big pectoral muscles again in my lifetime?"
Princess Gua was so angry that she kicked the bow and arrow beside her hard.
"It's over, it's over. Even God has gone on strike. There's no hope for the male dog waist that I've been dreaming of." Shang Zhitou couldn't stand such a blow and just lay on the ground and rolled around.
Xiang Hua looked up to the sky and sighed, "Old Swan, you have such a cruel heart. I just want to be a rich woman, not the stars in the sky. Is this too much? How is it too much?!"
"Archers, release!" Qin Yulang directly doubled the number of arrows this time.
The moon in the sky was once again obscured, and the sharp arrow whizzed towards the platform.
Shang Zhitou lay on the ground for a while and felt it was very comfortable, so she pulled a few sisters to lie down together.
The three little maids who had just fainted from fright and then woke up nervously hid behind the stone lions.
The three of them shouted desperately at their master.
"Queen, come here quickly, it's dangerous over there!"
"My Lady, arrows are coming, hide quickly!"
"Mrs. Zhitou, wake up, that's not a shooting star!"
But no matter how the three women shouted or yelled, the three ladies lay on the ground as steady as old dogs, as if they had automatically blocked out their voices.
When thousands of arrows shot over again, Xiang Hua and the three ladies were lying on the ground, staring at the sky in a daze.
The queen suddenly felt inspired to write poetry. She stared at the sky and spoke confidently.
"Ah, black sky, black meteors are falling; ah, handsome man, where are you?"
"Good poem, good poem!" Xiang Hua clapped his hands and expressed his support.
"I will sing a song too!" Princess Gua was unwilling to be left behind, "Ah, man, your chest muscles are as big as drums, let me touch them!"
Shang Zhitou smiled foolishly, "Ah, I wish I could win the heart of one person and touch his waist every day!"
Xiang Hua was not to be outdone, "Ah~ I want mountains, seas, and freedom. Are you kidding? I just want money!"
The four women chuckled, and their laughter cut through the night sky and was heard far away.
Millions of arrows hit nothing again. They failed to hit the target just now because they were kneeling down. This time, there was no hope even more because they were lying down!
Qin Yulang was furious. It seemed that he had met his match this time.
He rubbed his hands and suddenly became excited. The show was about to begin.
Just wait, I’m going to make sure you, a bunch of crazy women, come here with your life but never return with your life.
"Rocketeer, get ready!"
Following the man's command, countless bows and arrows with flaming tips were drawn. The arrows were on the strings, ready to be fired.
On the high platform, the queen picked up a bow and arrow beside her and looked at it in her hand.
"Sisters, look at this star, it's actually this shape!"
The three of them looked at it curiously and began to express their own wild opinions.
Princess Gua: "The stars in the sky are not like this. These are bad guys. They couldn't fulfill our wishes, so they fell down!"
Shang Zhitou: "Yes, maybe it fell from the Leo constellation."
The Queen raised her head and looked at her, "Sister, what you mean is that the meteor shower just now was from Leo?"
Shang Zhitou nodded, but Gua Fei rejected it outright, "How is that possible? It must be from Sagittarius. They are coming from the horizon."
The three of them argued for a long time but couldn't come to a conclusion, so they all asked Xiang Hua.
"Flower, what do you think?"
Xiang Hua picked up a bow and arrow and took a bite. It was hard and tasted bad.
"How should I see it? I see it the same way Yuan Fang sees it! I think it's useless no matter what zodiac sign it is. I can't eat or drink this thing. I'm already hungry!"
After hearing what she said, the three of them nodded.
"Hua'er, you are right. Why don't we go get something to eat!" The Queen staggered to her feet.
"Peanuts, beer, and melon seeds. I'm here!" The concubine climbed up several times before finally getting up.
Shang Zhitou looked sad, "Alas, I didn't see the handsome guy, what a pity!"
Xiang Hua also sighed, "There are beauties in the world, and then there are handsome men. Beauties are common, but handsome men are not! Isn't that right, beautiful sisters?"
The three of them nodded in unison. That's right, handsome guys are a rarer resource than beautiful girls. Otherwise, why can't these four beautiful girls meet a handsome guy? !
As the four of them stood up, they saw the sky suddenly lit up.
Thousands of flaming arrows rushed towards them...
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