The imperial guards below were all confused: "..."
The Lady of the Branch asked us to take off our pants? Should we take them off or not?
Not taking it off would be like disobeying the order, a capital crime.
If I take it off, I can still survive, but it will be a bit embarrassing.
The emperor was being intimate with An Xiaoniao and the others, and didn't hear clearly what the queen and the others were saying.
Captain Zhang and Captain Bai looked at the emperor several times and wanted to say something, but the hard of hearing Qin Yulang stood straight, as if he heard nothing, and warned them with a threatening look.
Don't move, or I'll chop you to death!
Zhang Bai and the other man didn't dare to move or say anything. They could only watch the situation become increasingly outrageous.
The Royal Guards looked at each other, and then saw the three stern leaders without saying a word.
Okay, in that case, I might as well take it off!
Anyway, not taking it off is a capital crime, and taking it off would just be embarrassing at best.
Besides, there are so many people here. If anything gets awkward, it's just for everyone. It's no big deal.
Thinking of this, many people have already started taking off their pants.
Some people took off their clothes shyly like grown girls, very embarrassed.
There are also people who close their eyes, make up their minds, and rip off their pants with a "swish", looking as cool as if they are going to die on the battlefield!
Someone set a precedent, and soon more and more people followed suit, until the huge venue was filled with men taking off their pants.
After a while, the royal guards were honest with each other.
The Royal Guards, who were facing each other for the first time, were embarrassed for a moment before they became excited.
They pinched each other's muscles and began to discuss how to build bigger pectoral muscles and how to get eight-pack abs.
There are also things like dog waist and double-door refrigerator. Men know just as much as women.
The Queen and Xiang Hua and others on the high platform were drooling at the sight.
Queen: "Handsome, is your bed big enough? Are you afraid of sleeping alone?"
Why did she only realize now that there are so many handsome guys here? If she had known earlier, she would have come to this place earlier. She really wasted many years of her youth.
Concubine Gua: "Handsome boy, I want to give birth to a baby for you!"
If you marry an ugly man, you will get an ugly husband and a bunch of ugly children.
If you marry a handsome guy, you will get a handsome husband and a bunch of good-looking children.
Shang Zhitou: "Handsome boy, come to the bowl quickly, come to my arms quickly."
The handsome guy’s pectoral muscles are so big, I want to touch them, his abdominal muscles are so tight, I want to bite them, and his dog waist is so sexually tense, I want to pull him into bed and admire him slowly.
The Royal Guards: "..."
The Queen asked if our bed was big enough and whether she wanted to give us a new bed.
She asked us if we were afraid of sleeping alone, was she...was she going to sleep with us? ! !
What does it mean when she said she wanted to give birth to a baby for us?
A concubine will give birth to a monkey? ! !
Even if she could give birth to dinosaurs, they wouldn't dare touch a single hair of hers. She was the emperor's woman.
Who among the nine clans is tired of living and dares to provoke the emperor?
Also, Lady Zhitou asked us to go into her arms, how can we feel comfortable doing that?
We are all decent people, but these ladies seem a little undecent to us.
Everyone had complicated expressions. Some were very proud to be called handsome by the ladies. As expected, his handsomeness was obvious to all and even the ladies couldn't resist him.
Some people feel that they have been teased and offended. They feel bitter but they dare not speak out.
At this moment, a clear female voice suddenly came from above my head.
Xiang Hua picked up the loudspeaker and shouted, "You've already taken off your pants, why are you still wearing the bitter tea seeds? You all know that I have never had a husband since I was a child. Take them off, take them off, take them all off!"
When the Queen and the other two heard her shout, they all followed suit.
"Throw away the bitter tea seeds, throw away the troubles~"
"Take it off, take it off, take it all off!"
The emperor's ears moved and he heard what it was.
His wives actually let other men take off their hats. What's the difference between this and cheating on him?
The Royal Guards were all confused: "..."
They thought taking off pants was outrageous enough, but they were still too naive. In this world, there are outrageous things and even more outrageous things, and there are also super outrageous and perverted outrageous things.
Some people had a twisted expression. They had already taken off their shirts and pants, so it seemed there was nothing wrong with taking off their chamomile too.
Some people are about to cry. They want to keep their clean bodies for their future wives, but now it seems impossible.
Ah, I'm dirty, I'm so dirty! My future wife, I'm sorry!
There are also people who just close their eyes, become ruthless, and give it their all to ask for the blessing!
Isn't it just a bitter tea? It's not like the whole clan will be killed, what's so scary!
Zhang Qianhu and Bai Wanhu kept stealing glances at their boss, but Qin Yulang's face remained expressionless.
They were almost going crazy, but their boss seemed like nothing had happened, so why should they be so anxious?
Forget it, it’s better to have less trouble than more, never mind!
"General Qin, the ladies seem to be drunk. Please send someone to invite them down."
The emperor couldn't bear to watch this anymore, so he decided to end the farce.
On the high platform, Xiang Hua pulled a few ladies to look at Bai Huahua's body, commenting as they watched.
“That’s big!”
“That one is big too!”
The monk hanging on the branch had a yellow face due to excitement.
The queen said calmly, "Have you ever heard the saying that size is not important, skill is the key!"
The two shook their heads. They had never heard of it.
It's not their fault. They have been taught to be good wives and mothers since childhood. How could they listen to such dirty words?
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