What? ? ? ! ! !
Xiang Huajing was no longer sleepy. She walked around the room anxiously with her hair in a mess.
[What should I do? What should I do? Xiaogua, please don't die. We are the best friends in the world. How can I live if you die? ]
The system's voice at this moment is as weak as an old man who may burst at any time.
[Host, it is fate that we met. Although you, the host, have no special skills and only know how to eat and sleep, you have not done anything bad. I, Xiaogua, am not that fond of the system that is always rolling around and insisting on making a career. I am the same as you. We are both contented optimists. ]
Xiang Hua scratched his messy hair anxiously. Yesterday's memories were like a movie, playing out in his mind bit by bit, in a fast-forwarded version.
[Xiaogua, I remember now. I am sorry for you. I shouldn't have ignored your safety.]
The system sighed deeply: [Host, I don't blame you. When I activated the super defense mechanism for you, I knew this day would come sooner or later, but I didn't expect it to come so soon! As I said, let's part ways in peace. See you in the arena! ]
Xiang Hua: [Fuck, are you going to die, or are you going to break up with me?! Why are you saying such depressing things? Tell me how I can save you?]
The system's sobbing sound became smaller and smaller: [Just need...]
Xianghua: [What do you need? What? Can you finish what you are saying? ]
system:【……】
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When Xiang Daguan came to look for his daughter to go to court, as soon as he opened the door, he saw Xiang Hua curled up in the corner and crying loudly.
"What's wrong with you? Why are you crying? Don't you want to go to court? What's going on today?"
Xiang Hua ignored her father and just cried her heart out.
This melon-eating system was one of the few sources of happiness for her in this world. Now that no one was giving her melons to eat, what was the difference between this and killing her?
As she cried, she thought of her violent boss, Laozi, and blamed that old immortal.
"Taishang Laojun, you old bastard." If he hadn't kicked her into the human world, she wouldn't have suffered the pain of losing her beloved system.
Xiang Daguan's brows have been furrowed since he entered the room.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Hurry up and go to court!"
Official Xiang put a loose court robe on Xiang Hua and carried her out of the house like a chick.
Before leaving, he put some melon seeds in her pocket and said, "Hua'er, don't cry. Daddy will give you some melon seeds."
Huang Si Niang looked at her daughter with heartache. She didn't want to go to court so early as Xiang Huaqi, but she was an official appointed by the emperor, so she had to go.
"Hua'er, be good, don't cry, take all these melon seeds!"
Huang Si Niang packed a big bag of freshly roasted melon seeds from home and stuffed it into Xiang Hua's pocket.
The three brothers of the Xiang family also looked at their sister with a look of heartache, and they all imitated their mother by stuffing melon seeds into her body.
The family stuffed Xiang Hua into a fat doll, with her pockets, waist bag and sleeves filled with melon seeds.
Chi Gua, who lived opposite, heard the noise and found two large bags full of melon seeds. He put one on Xiang Hua's back and hung the other around her neck.
Xiang Hua was really sad today and kept crying. Even so many delicious melon seeds couldn't make her smile.
But everyone has gotten used to it. Every day when attending court, Xiang Hua always looks like she's in a life-or-death situation.
It seemed as if going to court was as painful as her life.
Going to court is actually the same as going to work, but the painful part is not the process itself.
And get up early, and then there are the stupid emperor boss, and the stupid civil and military officials colleagues.
…
Xiang Hua was brought to the court crying by her father.
As soon as Emperor Dagua announced the start of the morning court session, Xiang Hua started sobbing.
She really could cry a lot, and she cried for more than an hour, and there was no sign of her stopping.
The emperor nodded at Eunuch Liu, who ran down happily to check the situation.
The emperor held his chin in his hand and thought, could it be that she was angry because I had her brought down from the high platform yesterday?
I prevented her from looking at handsome guys, so she is angry with me?
She started crying before she even had enough of the handsome guy. Why didn’t I realize that this girl has such a bad temper before? !
The emperor is worthy of being the emperor. He always thinks that the whole world revolves around him.
Soon, Eunuch Liu, who had gone to inquire about the news, came back.
"Your Majesty, Xianghua's father told the high official that he didn't need to worry about it. His daughter is just like that. Just let her cry for a while!"
The emperor frowned. What do you mean she is just like that? What is that like?
Xiang Aiqing was not like this before. She was so smart, free and lovely.
Her crying makes me feel heartbroken. As her father, how can Mr. Xiang be so cruel? He should at least comfort her.
When it comes to coaxing women, the emperor, who has three thousand beauties in his harem, feels that he has a say. He wants to say that he is the best in the world and no one dares to claim to be second.
Soon, Xiang Hua, who was stuffed with melon seeds and as fat as a ball, was brought over by Eunuch Liu.
The emperor had been thinking of words of comfort in his mind for a long time, but when he saw Xiang Hua's expression, he didn't say a word and instead burst out laughing.
Xiang Hua didn't know why the emperor called her here. Now she saw that the emperor couldn't stop laughing when he saw her. She thought the emperor called her here just to make fun of her.
You dog emperor, my system is broken, and you still dare to laugh at me!
I'm going to fight you. If I don't show my power, you'll think I'm a sick cat!
Just when she had a lot of grievances and had no place to vent, the Dog Emperor ran into her gun.
Xiang Hua grabbed a stack of memorials nearby and was about to hit the person, but as soon as she raised her hand, the bag of melon seeds in her sleeve fell out.
With a crackling sound, the melon seeds scattered all over the ground.
Black melon seeds and white melon seeds were densely packed all over the ground.
The emperor smiled and said, "My dear Xiang, are you going to treat me to some melon seeds?"
It turns out that this woman has me in her heart. Even when she was crying, she was thinking of me.
Eunuch Liu was speechless: "..."
Hey, my little ancestor, you're causing trouble again. Who will clean up this pile of melon seeds?
Before, because your mule was shitting everywhere, no one was willing to clean the entrance of the Golden Palace.
Now you're bringing garbage into the throne room again.
I don’t understand, what’s so delicious about those dry melon seeds?
Xiang Hua looked at the melon seeds on the ground and fell into deep thought. What did the system want to say before?
How to save it?
Her eyes suddenly lit up and she slapped her forehead.
Damn, why did she only think of such a simple method now?
She wiped her eyes and pulled out a large bag of melon seeds from her other sleeve.
"Your Majesty, please have some melon seeds!"
Before the emperor even opened his mouth, she was already muttering to herself anxiously.
[Emperor Dog, eat quickly, only by eating can I save my system. I can't survive without the system and the melon! ]
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