The emperor was stunned. What happened to the system? The melon-eating system is not working?
So Xianghua was crying because of the system, not because of me?!
The emperor felt a little disappointed, but he immediately became more alert.
The system can’t stop, the melons can’t stop!
Without a system and without melons, there is no point in me being the emperor.
Three thousand beauties in the harem, ten thousand taels of gold, and delicacies from land and sea are not as interesting as eating melons.
I can't even imagine a life without melons to eat. Is that a life for human beings? That's hell on earth, isn't it?
"Okay, I'll eat it. I love eating melon seeds!"
The emperor smiled and grabbed two handfuls of melon seeds, and gave a handful to Eunuch Liu.
"You eat too. Don't do anything today. Just eat melon seeds with me!"
Eunuch Liu: “…”
Your Majesty, just spoil her. She is ignorant, but are you also ignorant?
She can make you eat melon seeds today, and make you give up the throne to her tomorrow!
When the time comes, she will ride on your head and shit on you, don’t blame me for not reminding you.
"Okay, I'll obey your order!" No matter how embarrassed he was in his heart, Eunuch Liu still did a good job in saving his face.
The emperor was very satisfied with his reaction, and Xiang Hua also smiled at Eunuch Liu, which was a rare occurrence.
When the emperor saw Xiang Hua smile, his mood improved a little and he coughed a few times.
The quiet court was even quieter at this moment. All the civil and military officials were silent and were secretly looking at the emperor.
Everyone has heard that Xiang Hua brought the Queen, Concubine Gua, and Shang Zhitou to the parade ground late at night and made a group of royal guards take off their clothes and pants.
They thought the emperor was going to give Xiang Hua a severe lesson this time, so they called her over alone.
Everyone saw from afar what the emperor said. Xiang Hua was very angry, and she even seemed to raise her hand to hit the emperor.
Just when everyone thought the show had finally begun, Xiang Hua suddenly laughed, and the emperor also laughed. What happened?
The civil and military officials were far away and could not hear what they said, so they could only see their expressions.
They are not like the Big Melon Emperor, who has trained his ears to eat melons.
"My dear ministers, you have worked hard recently. Today, I will treat everyone to some melon seeds."
The emperor waved his hand and Eunuch Liu went down with a bag of melon seeds.
The big bag of melon seeds was quickly divided up, and then Xiang Hua began her performance.
She took out bag after bag of melon seeds from her pocket, waist, back, and many other places.
Bags of melon seeds were piled up like mountains on the emperor's dragon table!
The emperor was stunned when he saw the mountain of melon seeds.
This woman really gives people surprises every day. Her small body can actually hold so many melon seeds.
Eunuch Liu reached for the melon seeds tremblingly and said, "Dad, who are you trying to kill with all these melon seeds?"
Doesn't your father give you food every day? Do you live on melon seeds every day?!
Eunuch Liu has always been a qualified worker. No matter what he thinks, he is very efficient in getting things done.
After a while, all the civil and military officials were given a large pile of melon seeds, including the high-ranking official.
He felt a headache as he looked at the melon seeds in his hand. Like Eunuch Liu, he didn't like eating this stuff.
Firstly, it's really dry, and secondly, his family runs a snack business and he's already tired of it.
Seeing that everyone had received the melon seeds, Xiang Hua urged them anxiously.
"Your Majesty, please eat."
The emperor was very excited. "It's delicious! My dear ministers, please have some, don't be polite!"
Everyone accepted the order and expressed their gratitude. They knelt down in a large group, then stood up in a large group, and then began to eat.
Xiang Hua was also eating melon seeds quickly. Whether the system could be saved today depended on these melon seeds.
The emperor thinks so too. Everyone has the responsibility to save the system, and no one can stop me from eating melons!
Others ate melon seeds by throwing them into their mouths, but the emperor ate melon seeds by asking Eunuch Liu to peel them for him one by one.
Eunuch Liu peeled one and he ate it. Eunuch Liu peeled the seeds very slowly, and he didn't eat many for a while.
Xiang Hua watched anxiously from the side, "Your Majesty, you... you don't know how to eat melon seeds, do you?"
"How is that possible? Everyone can crack melon seeds!" the emperor retorted subconsciously.
In order to prove himself, he drove away Eunuch Liu, pinched a few melon seeds, threw them into his mouth, chewed them, and swallowed them forcefully.
Xiang Hua looked at his stupid and clumsy appearance and thought of her second brother, who also ate melon seeds in the same way.
The emperor is as stupid as his second brother. If he hadn't been born in a royal family, he would definitely be a loser!
Maybe he can't even get a wife, yet he has three thousand beauties in his harem. What the hell are you dreaming of?
"Your Majesty, look at me!" Xiang Hua was about to suffer from her stupidity disorder.
She picked up a melon seed and placed it on her front teeth. With a click, she bit it open, then used her tongue to hook out the kernel, and what she held in her hand became a melon seed shell.
The emperor stopped being stubborn and started to study seriously.
Many civil and military officials did not know how to crack melon seeds, but they slowly learned while eating.
Everyone did nothing the whole morning except eating melon seeds.
People with low quality threw the melon seed shells directly on the ground, while people with high quality tried to hold them in their hands, but they couldn't hold them any longer, so they just threw them on the ground.
Xiang Daguan looked at the melon seed shells on the ground with a distorted expression.
Eunuch Liu has just informed him that he has to clean up the garbage in the Golden Palace today!
Xiang Hua saw that everyone had already eaten a lot of melon seeds, so she called the system in her mind.
[Xiaogua, Xiaogua, can you hear me? Xiaogua, are you still hanging up? ]
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading!
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com
