King Pineapple held his head and screamed, "Who is it? Which villain wants to harm me?"
General Pineapple at the side quickly reminded him, "Your Majesty, no one wants to harm you! It's... it's you who just asked everyone to throw the big pineapple, and it landed on our heads."
Big Pineapple looked around and saw that a large number of soldiers were knocked unconscious by the other soldiers, and almost half of them were lying on the ground unable to move.
Many people were running around in panic, holding their bleeding heads.
More people were fighting with the soldiers in front, behind, and around them.
"You little bastard, if you dare to hit me on the head, I'll beat you to death!"
"My dear husband, you are seeking revenge for your personal gain. I will kill you!"
"Who? Who attacked me? I'll fight you!"
One hundred thousand elite soldiers, each with his own madness.
King Pineapple was speechless, "Dashachun, what are you doing? Stop fighting, the enemy is above."
When everyone heard the king's words, the farce stopped.
A group of people were rubbing their heads that were smashed by pineapples and complaining.
"Didn't you ask us to throw the pineapple?"
"Just now you called me a soldier, and now you call me a fool. Men really change their minds very quickly."
"This is purely a strategic mistake. We are not responsible for it!"
King Pineapple was furious. "What? What did you say? General, I will punish you according to the law!"
General Pineapple shouted loudly, and several soldiers took out two pineapples from their pockets.
I gave those soldiers who had just complained quietly a pineapple essential oil massage.
They held pineapples in their hands and hit several people in the face left and right, hitting them so hard that they were lying on the ground with their teeth missing.
Having vented enough, King Pineapple took out his telescope again with satisfaction.
On the gate of Dagua City, Xiang Hua was still eating melon seeds.
The emperor and all the civil and military officials laughed so hard as to fall down as they watched the enemy suffer heavy losses at the city gate.
Especially the big emperor laughed like a 200-pound child.
"Haha, is this the strength of the Big Pineapple Country, which ranks fifth in comprehensive strength?! This is so funny!"
Everyone responded.
"What a bunch of idiots, so stupid!"
"We have completely defeated the Big Pineapple Kingdom without losing a single soldier!"
"Ms. Xiao Xiang is really very smart. She knew it a long time ago."
Everyone looked at Xiang Hua who was leisurely eating melon seeds and attributed all the credit to her.
When Xiang Hua heard everyone's praise, she was confused for a while, but she said nothing and continued eating her melon seeds.
She couldn't just say that she just didn't care about anything else and that she wasn't some cunning genius!
The Big Melon Kingdom was still laughing happily, while the Big Pineapple Kingdom under the city gate quickly adjusted its siege strategy.
This time, General Pineapple was in charge, "Get on the ladder, hurry up!"
Big Pineapple's elite soldiers climbed up the ladder quickly like monkeys.
King Pineapple nodded with satisfaction. So what if your city gate is high?
We have a ladder, you never thought of that! Hahaha!
While the Big Melon Emperor was still laughing, several Big Pineapple soldiers had already climbed up to the city gate.
Xiang Hua was eating melon seeds when he suddenly came face to face with a soldier who had just climbed up. Both of them were stunned.
Xianghua: [Oh my god! What the hell is this? A pineapple on a tree? A pineapple monkey?!]
Big Pineapple Soldier: "Hello, beautiful lady! My name is Little Pineapple!"
"Fuck you, you scared me to death!" Xiang Hua punched him in the yellow pineapple face.
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The little pineapple screamed and fell down.
Snap——
The little pineapple fell into pineapple mud!!!
The soldiers of the Big Pineapple Kingdom were terrified. Who had such great strength?
Could it be the legendary person who could make pear blossoms and melon seeds rain down? !
The people climbing the ladder slowed down their pace unconsciously. They didn’t want to be like the little pineapple and fall into pieces!
General Pineapple saw that this was not going to work, as he was about to win and couldn't give up halfway.
"Soldiers, attack the city, don't stop!"
The King of Big Pineapple said proudly, "Anyone who climbs up to the Big Melon City Gate will be rewarded with 10,000 taels of gold, 10 tons of pineapples, and 100 acres of pineapple fields!"
Ten thousand taels of gold is just something the Big Pineapple Country made up. If they are going to draw a pie in the sky, of course they have to draw a big one!
However, their Big Pineapple Country has no shortage of pineapples or land.
The vast land and abundant resources are magnificent!
They, the Big Pineapple Country, are not like some small countries, where the people are mean and stingy!
The 50,000 soldiers of the Big Pineapple Kingdom who had eaten the pancake were no longer afraid.
"Go ahead, knock down the big melon!"
Everyone shouted slogans and quickly climbed up the ladder.
The emperor and civil and military officials of the Big Gua Kingdom thought they had Xiang Hua as their strong backing, and they did not take the Big Pineapple Kingdom seriously at all.
The soldiers guarding the city were also lax and lazy.
Anyway, there is no need for them even though there is a rainstorm of pear blossoms and melon seeds. They can just eat melons and watch the show.
It was not until the soldiers of the Big Pineapple Kingdom climbed up the city gate that the people of the Big Melon Kingdom finally reacted.
Everyone started mumbling the word "I" in three sentences: Oh my god, damn, holy shit, we are surrounded!
The soldiers of the Big Pineapple Kingdom swarmed up the Big Melon city gate.
The emperor and his civil and military officials, who had just been watching the excitement, were surrounded by a crowd of people.
The city gate was opened from the inside, and the King of Pineapple walked in with his head held high.
Xiang Hua sighed, having known that Dagua’s country would be destroyed, this day has finally come!
King Pineapple laughed so hard that the pineapple hair on his head shook.
"Haha, the big melon is really vulnerable!"
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