General Pineapple closed his eyes and thought, it’s all over. He didn’t check the almanac before going out today, and he would be killed and buried in a foreign land.
Never mind, he would have no regrets if he died at the hands of the martial arts master Xiang Hua.
After all, the torrential rain of pear blossoms and melon seeds can make anyone cry and anyone who sees it feel sad.
Among the 28 killers from Xiangxiang Country last time, those who survived have not recovered yet.
Their wounds never heal and bleed easily. I’m afraid they will never heal in their lifetime.
Xiang Hua searched for a long time but only found a handful of melon seed shells. But she thought, melon seed shells are also part of the melon seeds, so she just threw them away first.
Let's try our best to save the situation.
[Xiaogua, start the super system. ]
General Pineapple had already reviewed his life in his mind. He opened his eyes and suddenly a lot of melon seed shells flew towards him.
ah--
General Pineapple yelled and retreated repeatedly.
King Pineapple was so scared that he hid behind the soldiers.
The elite soldiers of the Big Pineapple Kingdom all had ugly faces. They retreated again and again until they had no room to retreat and then they stopped.
They have already imagined the scene of General Pineapple's tragic death in a foreign land.
The great general is about to be beaten to death, who are these little minions still fighting for?
The timid ones only think this in their hearts, but on the surface they still have to continue doing this stupid job.
Being a soldier is a job, isn’t it? King Pineapple gives them money and they charge into battle.
If the king doesn't pay, only idiots will work for him.
The Pineapple King, who was called an idiot, opened his arms and stopped several soldiers who wanted to escape.
"What are you doing, you bastards?"
Several soldiers looked at each other and said, "What? Of course we're running away!"
"Yes, even if we die, we are no match for Xianghua."
"General Pineapple is dead, what else can we do?"
King Pineapple never expected that these contestants who ran away had no shame at all and looked so righteous.
"You are simply the scum of our Great Pineapple Country! Shameless people!"
Several soldiers quickly ran away, leaving behind only harsh words.
"It's okay to be shameless, but saving your life is more important!"
"We are all trying to survive, so who is nobler than who?"
"Old man, don't forget to settle our salary for this month!"
"We can run away, but if you withhold our salary, just wait for our lawyer's letter."
A string of question marks appeared on the pineapple head of the Big Pineapple King.
what the fuck!
What's wrong with this world? How dare someone disobey him? He is the king of the Great Pineapple Kingdom! ~
Just when King Pineapple fell into self-doubt, General Pineapple, who had been screaming just now, suddenly stopped screaming.
He opened his hands and rubbed his eyes hard.
King Pineapple and his elite soldiers finally breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that General Pineapple was not dead.
Fortunately, the general is fine and the Big Pineapple Kingdom has not lost yet.
As for the king, it doesn't matter whether he lives or dies.
After all, the position of king is something that any fool can take, but the job of a general is not something that everyone can do.
The people from the Big Melon Country looked at the people from the Big Pineapple Country as if they were dead people.
It doesn’t matter if General Pineapple is not dead. Xiang Hua only needs to attack again and he will definitely die.
The Big Melon Emperor quickly sent someone to push the two large bags of melon seeds to both sides of Xianghua.
One on the left and one on the right, making it convenient for her to draw the bow with both hands.
The emperor wanted to end this battle that he was sure to win as soon as possible. He was eager to go to the Big Pineapple Kingdom with the Queen to eat big pineapples.
This time it was Xiang Hua's turn to be confused.
excuse me?
What are you doing? Even if I like to eat melon seeds, I don't have to eat them with both hands.
You have to eat melon seeds with one hand and drink melon milk tea with the other!
Melon seeds and milk tea, forever!
General Pineapple rubbed his eyes for a long time, and under the gaze of everyone, he rubbed out two melon seed skins.
The elite soldiers of the Big Pineapple Kingdom: "..."
I say, General, is this why you are yelling? Is it necessary for a melon seed shell to yell so loudly?
It's like my mother died!
King Pineapple: “…”
Hmm? If they are not dead, then keep beating them, beat them to death!
The whole court was filled with civil and military officials: "..."
Holy shit? What happened? Did Xiang Hua's Rain of Pear Blossom Melon Seeds fail?
emperor:"……"
Ah, this... I am a little scared. What is going on?!
Xiang Hua was also confused.
[Xiaogua, what's going on? Didn't you activate your super skill for me? ]
The system stretched its body: [What super skill? ]
Xiang Hua didn't know whether to laugh or cry: [Of course it's the rainstorm pear blossom melon seeds! ]
[Oh, didn't you have melon seeds in your hand just now? ]
【Then I'll take it now! 】
Xiang Hua naturally grabbed a handful of melon seeds with her left and right hands.
You know what, it's really convenient to have these two big sacks of melon seeds at hand.
The yellow faces of the people in the Big Pineapple Country suddenly turned green.
Oh shit, oh shit, it’s coming again, it’s coming again, and this time it’s for real!
There were no melon seeds in her pocket just now, only melon seed shells, so they had no killing power, but just hurt General Pineapple's eyes.
This time she grabbed two handfuls of melon seeds, which were estimated to have killed at least 1,000 people.
The elite soldiers of the Pineapple Kingdom retreated again and again.
King Pineapple almost ran out of tears. If he had known this would happen, he should have run away with those deserters.
Whoever wants to be the king can be the king, he just wants to run away.
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