"Hahaha, her melon seeds are not lethal, don't be afraid!"
General Pineapple laughed and quickly reassembled the team.
Those elite soldiers who wet their pants, were terrified, or cried were all replaced.
A new group of brave soldiers were replaced and stood at the front.
The Big Pineapple country has a lot of talented people and a large population, so it is very easy to replace a group of soldiers.
Unlike the Great Gua Kingdom, which has no people and no money, Qin Yulang, who is hard of hearing, can only rely on him.
While General Pineapple was organizing his soldiers, the country of Big Melon was already in chaos.
The civil and military officials were just feeling smug because they were the first to see the melon-eating scene.
And now, they regretted very much why they got up today!
Why do I have to go out, why do I have to go to court, why do I have to follow the emperor to watch the fun.
One wrong step leads to another.
They were like the dancers in the Yihongyuan who were forced to perform their job, each of them had lost all desire for life and had lifeless eyes.
Emperor Big Melon was just like King Big Pineapple. When faced with this situation, the first thing he thought of was to run away.
He wanted to escape, but he couldn't.
Who put him in the best position to eat the melon? He was standing next to Xiang Hua.
He also wore a domineering dragon robe, fearing that others would not know that he was the emperor.
The elite soldiers of the Big Pineapple Kingdom are naturally not stupid.
General Pineapple specially found a group of elite soldiers and surrounded the Big Melon Emperor.
Now the emperor has eaten the melon and ended up in the ditch!
He didn't even get to eat the melon, but he was about to become the king of a fallen country.
He hates it and regrets it!
He blamed it all on Xianghua's fault.
What's wrong with you? Don't you know how to make a rain of pear blossoms and melon seeds? Why can't you use it?
I spent the whole day eating melon seeds with you today just to save your stupid system.
Is this how you repay me?!
Xiang Hua accidentally met the emperor's murderous eyes, and she shuddered unconsciously.
She kept exclaiming, "Wow, wow, the emperor's eyes are so scary!"
Does he think that just because he is the emperor he can scare people to death?
The emperor is subject to the same punishment as the common people when he breaks the law. You scared me to death. Even if I become a ghost, I will drag you to pay for your life!
It seemed that the Great Gua Kingdom and its emperor were about to be wiped out.
Xiang Hua hurriedly called the system.
[Xiaogua, Xiaogua, why didn't you open the super system for me just now? ]
She blamed the system for all this.
If the system directly gives her a big advantage, then what will happen to General Pineapple and the Big Pineapple Kingdom!
The lazy and charming voice of the system came: [Host, turning on the super system consumes energy. ]
[It's just a waste, just drive it! 】
System: [Is it possible that I have no energy now?! ]
Xiang Hua was stunned: [How is that possible? The civil and military officials ate so many melon seeds today. ]
System: [That energy is only enough for me to restart. After the restart, the current energy is 0, dear! ]
Xiang Hua exclaimed, "Wow, this system is such a rip-off."
All the civil and military officials also exclaimed in delight. They had been cracking melon seeds all morning and their lips were smoking from crackling, but it was still not enough to power the system.
It takes a thousand days to maintain a system, but it is useless even for a moment.
The Big Gua Emperor rushed over cursing and wanted to hit someone, "Fuck your broken system! I'm not done with you!"
The elite soldiers of the Pineapple Kingdom quickly tied up the emperor.
The soldiers looked at him as if he were a dying fool.
I'm telling you not to be honest and to move, be careful or I'll cut you!
After being tied up, Emperor Dagua became much more obedient.
He was really too impulsive just now. Even if he really rushed over, he couldn't hit the system.
He couldn't hit Hua, she was just an innocent victim.
"Take them down and chop them up!"
At General Pineapple's command, the elite soldiers of the Pineapple Kingdom rushed forward, bringing the civil and military officials and the emperor of the Big Gua Kingdom to the execution ground.
Qin Yulang, the hard-of-hearing general of the Imperial Guards of the Dagua Kingdom, is still sleeping on the parade ground.
The emperor initially thought that as long as Xianghua was there, everything would be fine, so he didn't call him!
Later, Eunuch Liu realized that things were going badly, so he sneaked out to call for help, but Qin Yulang was still sleeping.
When he went to sleep, he simply closed the door and asked all the soldiers to take a nap with him!
To him, nothing is more important than taking a nap, even if the sky falls!
If he didn't get enough nap one day, he would be more irritable than the Evil Sword Immortal when he woke up.
At this moment, Eunuch Liu had been shouting at the gate of the parade ground for a long time. His voice was almost hoarse, but still no one paid any attention to him.
"Wait!" Seeing that everyone was about to be beheaded, Xiang Hua finally couldn't bear it anymore.
She thought that one day she would have to face death, but she didn't want to die today.
After all, beheading is a painful way to die just by hearing about it.
[Xiaogua, is being beheaded more painful than giving birth? ]
System: [No! The child is still in pain! Giving birth takes a long time, but it’s over with a beheading!]
Xiang Hua was speechless: [Little melon, are you eager for me to die? ]
System: [No! ]
Xiang Hua pricked up her ears, wanting to hear the system's excuses.
But after the system said no, it also went to take a nap.
It is a system with a temper. If it doesn't get enough nap, it will be even more irritable than Qin Yulang when it wakes up.
"Why are you so slow? You're about to die, yet you're still talking so much!"
General Pineapple walked over with a big knife and looked at Xiang Hua.
"You have a pretty face. How about you come back to Big Pineapple with me and become my concubine?"
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