Fuck, fuck, fuck!
The civil and military officials knew that Xiang Hua had always been a bit abnormal, but they didn't expect her to be this abnormal.
The emperor was the first to object: "No, you can't marry him! I don't agree!"
Everyone turned to look at the emperor. He disagreed? What did he disagree with?
Xiang Hua's father, Xiang Daguan, didn't say anything yet, so why did he, an emperor who was not related to him in any way, jump out to oppose it?
Xiang Daguan is a man of few abilities. He is tall and strong, but he is as timid as a mouse.
He huddled in the corner, his face pale, unable to utter a word.
He was so scared that he didn't care who his daughter married.
He would be happy if his daughter's marriage to General Pineapple could save his life.
Anyway, a girl can't be kept at home when she grows up, so it doesn't matter who she marries, especially since he is a general.
Although Xiang Daguan thought so, he trembled and stuttered when he was afraid.
General Pineapple waited for a long time, but he didn't get a complete sentence from him.
"He's your father, right? I'll just assume he agreed!"
General Pineapple was in a very good mood at the moment. He didn't expect that this expedition would bring him unexpected gains. Not bad!
The emperor's face turned from white to black, and he seemed unable to say anything except opposition.
He had been thinking about marrying Xiang Hua for a long time, but there was never a good opportunity.
He opened his mouth and thought, a real man's death is not a pity, he must not die with regrets today.
The emperor was just about to confess his love to his beloved girl, but Xiang Hua spoke first.
"emperor."
She winked at Hua, "You won't object, right?"
emperor:"……"
I oppose it, I oppose it to death!
But when the words of confession came to his lips, he just couldn't say them.
The emperor has never confessed his love to anyone in his life. The empress was a political marriage, and the other concubines were selected into the palace.
He is the only one who chooses women, and no woman has the right to say no.
Now his beloved woman would rather marry General Pineapple than even look at him.
The emperor's heart was broken into pieces of glass, but Xiang Hua added fuel to the fire.
"General Pineapple, look, our emperor also blesses us. Look how affectionate his eyes are!"
General Pineapple rubbed his nose and said, "Look at his eyes, they are so affectionate even when looking at a dog! Haha, enough nonsense, let's get married right here and enter the bridal chamber."
As the man spoke, he took Xiang Hua's hand, and Xiang Hua subconsciously kicked him in the crotch.
ah--
General Pineapple yelled, and all the soldiers drew their swords.
Xiang Hua forced a smile and said, "Brothers, you misunderstood. I was just joking with General Pineapple."
General Pineapple covered his crotch, speechless due to the pain. Do you think I look like I like playing tricks on you?
"General Pineapple, I was the one who fell in love with this woman first!"
King Pineapple suddenly appeared from somewhere. He had been hiding among the soldiers.
"Oh? Really?" General Pineapple suddenly stood up straight. The pain in his crotch was gone, and he felt as if he was fully revived.
"That's right. The Big Pineapple Kingdom is mine, the Big Melon is mine, and this woman is naturally mine. And you, my dear general, just fight for me obediently."
The King of Pineapple looked very proud. This was the rule of the world. The royal family was supreme.
Suddenly, a cold light flashed by. Xiang Hua rubbed her eyes. She seemed to see that the head and body of King Pineapple were a little dislocated.
Bang--
King Pineapple's brain suddenly fell to the ground.
General Pineapple kicked the king's head as if it were a ball and kicked it very far away!
The impact of this scene was so great that everyone was so frightened that they dared not breathe.
[Fuck, this Pineapple General is a murderer, so scary! Mom, I want to go home! I don’t want to play anymore!]
Xiang Hua screamed wildly in her heart, calling for her mother.
The civil and military officials were already frightened by the scene just now, and now they were attacked by Xiang Hua's tragic voice.
They all had twisted eyes and held their heads, feeling extremely uncomfortable.
The elite soldiers of the Big Pineapple Kingdom were already used to this scene.
As a general, it’s normal for him to be a little cruel!
The king, huh, is nothing!
"The general killed well, the general killed brilliantly, the general killed terrifically!"
The soldiers cheered loudly, shaking their pineapple hairstyles as they shouted.
This farce of regicide began and ended suddenly.
The King is out, the General is in!
The King of Big Pineapple never thought that he would die at the hands of General Pineapple.
"Beauty, let's go and get married!"
General Pineapple used his long tongue to lick the blood off the sword.
This scene made Xiang Hua's scalp tingle. This guy is so cruel and disgusting!
"General Pineapple, oh, no, should I call you Pineapple King now?"
"Hahaha, you're smart." General Pineapple happily took out a pineapple from his pocket and started eating it.
Xiang Hua suppressed her nausea and continued, "King Pineapple, the marriage procedures in our Great Melon Kingdom are more complicated."
"Oh? Challenging, I like it! How complicated is it?"
"Before we get married, both parties have to compete in a competition. Only the winner can make me yours."
"What if I lose?"
"If you lose..." Xiang Hua's head turned quickly, "If you lose, you are mine!"
"Hahahaha, this is great. No matter who wins or loses, you're mine! Why don't we just compete between our two countries?"
General Pineapple gladly accepted Xiang Hua's challenge and elevated the ordinary competition to an international level?
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