Everyone looked at Gongsun Tudou and Xiaoxiao Pineapple, who were going back and forth.
One knows a lot, and the other... uh... may not be very smart.
As a little pineapple who is not very smart, he doesn't think he is not smart.
"How is it? I'm awesome, old man. Are you scared now?"
The little pineapple thought he answered the question fluently, but he didn't know that the face of the Big Pineapple Kingdom had been thrown into the Pacific Ocean.
General Pineapple smiled awkwardly. If he wanted to win, there was no opponent he couldn't defeat.
"We, the Big Pineapple Country, have won this round, otherwise..." He shook the knife in his hand, which was still covered in blood, and his meaning was very clear.
If we don't let them win, the people of Dagua Country will have no chance of survival!
Between staying alive and letting the other party win, Xiang Hua chose the former.
"Okay, you win the first round!"
The elite soldiers of the Big Pineapple Kingdom cheered and threw the pineapples in their hands high into the air.
The falling pineapple hit them again. This was the second time this happened today.
The first time, it was the Pineapple King who asked them to throw pineapples at the city gate. This time, their reaction was completely subconscious.
The first time, more than half of the 100,000 elite soldiers were lost, and the same thing happened this time.
"Carefree, don't throw pineapples around. It's dangerous."
General Pineapple had to remind everyone that he was afraid that if things continued like this, his 50,000 elite soldiers would kill themselves.
Upon hearing this, Emperor Dagua and Xianghua looked at each other. This was a good way to kill the enemy.
"Beauty, what shall we play next?" General Pineapple suddenly came over and asked.
"Compared to..." Before Xiang Hua could finish her words, General Pineapple spoke first.
"Why not have a horse race? Whoever reaches the finish line first wins."
"Okay, but you know, we are poor and can't afford a horse. So we can ride something else, right?"
Xiang Hua's face was filled with aggrieved expression, and the soft sound of her clasps made it difficult for General Pineapple to refuse.
He just liked such gentle girls. "Of course, you can ride whatever you want."
The elite soldiers of the Big Pineapple Kingdom were bent over with laughter.
My goodness, what a weird country this is, they can’t even afford horses.
What could be faster than riding a horse? They are sure to win this round!
The country of Big Pineapple sent out their cavalry general, Pineapple Dad!
Pineapple Dad is very popular in Big Pineapple Country and is the second most popular figure after General Pineapple.
Pineapple Dad sits astride a horse, dressed in a fiery red robe, looking heroic and majestic.
There are no horses on Dagua's side, but they have... pigs.
The prince appeared riding a white sow, and his slender figure formed a sharp contrast with Pineapple Dad.
The red-maned horse and the white grunting sow appeared in everyone's sight.
One is like the bright moon in the sky, the other is like a stinky ditch on the ground.
Hahahahaha——
The elite soldiers of the Big Pineapple Kingdom laughed mercilessly.
"No way, no way, a sow is coming to compete?!"
"It's so funny. I've seen people riding horses, donkeys and mules, but this is the first time I've seen someone riding a pig."
"People from the Great Gua Country, don't be too outrageous! A pig wants to defeat our Arabian horses?"
Faced with the ridicule from the Big Pineapple Country, the Big Melon Country chose to remain silent, collectively silent.
Can a pig outrun a horse?!
They themselves find themselves ridiculous and don't blame others for laughing at them.
But now that things have come to this, there is nothing they can do. It seems they cannot escape death today.
Civil and military officials took out paper and pens from their pockets and began to write their suicide notes!
General Pineapple laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. He endured the pain and shouted, "Let the game begin!"
Pineapple Dad rushed out on his tall horse with a whoosh.
His bright red outfit looked like a burning flame, and his aura was as powerful as a rainbow and unstoppable.
The prince rode on the pig and walked slowly behind him, and the pig leisurely looked for food everywhere.
Xiang Hua's two big bags of melon seeds were eaten up by it in a few seconds, and even the melon seed shells on the ground were eaten up by it.
Civil and military officials shouted at it anxiously.
"Pig, run, charge!"
"Peggy, stop eating!"
"Prince, please let it run away. If it doesn't run away, we will lose!"
The prince reached out and gently touched Zhuzhu's head with a loving look on his face.
"Abai, it knows its limits. Wait until it's full."
The prince's love for the pig was beyond words, and he even gave it a girl's name, Abai.
But at this moment, everyone just wanted to kill the pig. No matter whether it was Abai or Ahei, a pig that couldn't outrun a Ferghana horse was not a good pig.
General Pineapple rolled on the ground laughing, and he sent someone to deliver a large pile of pineapples to Abai.
The soldiers of the Pineapple Country all looked sympathetic. This Big Melon Country was really too poor.
It's bad enough that he can't afford a horse so he uses pigs to compete, but he doesn't even feed the pigs. Look how hungry they are.
It looks so pitiful, never mind, just give all the pineapples to it.
When Ah Bai saw the pineapple, his eyes lit up. He ran over with a grunt and started working, shaking his pig head.
The prince watched it eat with a loving look on his face the whole time, and only when it could not eat any more did he pat its belly.
"Abai, you're full, let's go for a walk."
I can no longer tolerate Xiang Hua’s bad temper.
She kicked Abai in the stomach and said, "Go run!"
The country is about to be destroyed, and you are still eating and drinking!
After being kicked, Abai turned around unhappily and went to chase Pineapple Dad's Arabian BMW.
The prince waved his arms and shouted, "Abai, charge! Let everyone see your strength! You are no pushover!"
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